Motorway journeys..

[Scouse]

They're fun aren't they

I forgot how hard it is to do a journey without at least one car trying it on.

On my 100 mile trek home today I had an Astra GSI give it a go which ended in me slamming the anchors on at 147 to prevent me splatting into the back of it. Followed literally 30 seconds later by some opel manta type custom thing giving it some to, only to the same outcome.

15 minutes later I get 2 asians in a maserati alongside waving me to give it some and play. I swear it was Amir Khan but even so I wasn't that stupid so left that one alone.

Then I found an SV thou to play with so the rest of the journey was fun

Anyone else find that they have this typical type of 'interest' from others everytime they're on a motorway trek?

And if so do you generally give in and play or just leave them to it?

[MaybeGuy]

the last time i was on a motorway journey, all the other bikers were fags and i didnt see a single bike in over 200 miles of 100mph+ travelling.

it was january though i think.
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Blue_SV650S wrote: it was a sh1te wheelie, but it proves that he can get it up in 3rd and can do angles. In summery, mattsprattuk is a gobby little sh1tebag, dopehead tw4t, but sadly for all of us, he probably isn't THAT full of sh1te!!
Kickstart wrote: Hi I tend to agree with Matt. All the best Keith

[Flip]

So because the bikes were on the A roads apart from you, that makes them fags?

[MaybeGuy]

i bet if i did the journey now (which i am doing in 6 hours) ill see a lot more bikers, as the rest would have been tucked away in their cars in winter.

fuck off
dickhead
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Blue_SV650S wrote: it was a sh1te wheelie, but it proves that he can get it up in 3rd and can do angles. In summery, mattsprattuk is a gobby little sh1tebag, dopehead tw4t, but sadly for all of us, he probably isn't THAT full of sh1te!!
Kickstart wrote: Hi I tend to agree with Matt. All the best Keith

[Flip]

Ironic how the biggest d1ck on the forum probably has the smallest d1ck.

W@nker.

[MaybeGuy]

[Flip]

I couldn't give a fuck about the blobs you stupid little cunt. Censoring my swearing is so the people that are offended by it don't have to read it. Inserting '1''s etc probably do more harm to karma than swearing does.

[MaybeGuy]

speed meaning that i was not just bimbling along at NSL speeds, and would therefore be catching up with other traffic... ie: bikes.

stop trying to troll you complete tool.

even if i had the smallest cock in the world, why would i care? i dont have to fuck it. would you like to?
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Blue_SV650S wrote: it was a sh1te wheelie, but it proves that he can get it up in 3rd and can do angles. In summery, mattsprattuk is a gobby little sh1tebag, dopehead tw4t, but sadly for all of us, he probably isn't THAT full of sh1te!!
Kickstart wrote: Hi I tend to agree with Matt. All the best Keith

[Flip]

But 200 miles distance was the important point. Surely?

I'm sorry.

I got you a gift.

https://penispumpwarehouse.com/pics/penis-pump-1-1009.jpg

[Tonka]

I did a 250 mile round trip on Wednesday most of it on the M3 and M25 and I hardly saw any others on bikes - 2 possibly 3 in the whole trip.

..........and before any smart arse says it yes, I did have my eyes open the whole way, even though it was probably the most spectacularly boring riding experience I have had to date!
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[MaybeGuy]

[Flip]

Other vehicles would join and leave the motorway though.

Some vehicles would overtake you if you weren't doing 100+.

[Fahd]

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

Look at these....and stop bickering.
Biggest problem on motorways is wind blast, pain in the 'effing neck. Asmuch as i love nakeds, they totally suck on motorways.

Pat
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[Flip]

One is bigger than the other.

Fail.



I'd rather look at these.

https://www.bikechatforums.com/download.php?id=65820

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

I'll fitting Bra : Fail ...but what a pair a fails

Pat
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