My sleep walking adventures.

[warped one]

Ok so since Tuesday I have been working in London, down Oxford Street to be precise. So anyway on with the show. And staying in the Royal Nation Hotel (for those Londoners)

On Tuesday got back to the hotel, did the usual shower and shit. Then went out for a few pints. Got back at about 11.30pm. Jumped in bed and as far as I was concerned that was it until 6.30am the following morning. But all was not true.

According to the guy I was digging with, not long after I got back and in bed, I got up, the proceeded to try piss on the TV after chanting something in another language (here is the 1st problem I don't speak any other language ) and rocking forward and backward , he shouted at me to go to the bog. So did, then I just walked out the door (naked). He said he was expecting me to wake up when the door closed and knock to get back in, this was not the case. He waited about 2minutes then had a look and I was no where to be seen.

No lets skip forward 4hours.

So I wake up running down a corridor at full pelt outside room 265 on the 7th floor of the hotel (I was in room 68 on the 5th floor). When I wake up I think shit and fall straight over. Pick myself up after a few minutes of thinking what the fuck am I doing here. Finally realise that I am now in a totally different part of the hotel, been missing for 4hours and have no cloths on.

Still a bit tired I think fvck it and walk casually down the corridor, to the lift, which was full of AMerican lasses . Get out walk up to the reception, the lasses face was just pure shock at some 5'10 lad walking up to her naked and asking for a new key card for the door, then this convosation started.

Receptionist - Whats your room number?
Me - 6068.
Recptionist - Why do you need one?
Me - Ermm I got locked out of my room. (smart answer ay)
Receptionist - Well were are your cloths?
Me - Ermm in my room I think.
*Enter group of drunken blokes*
Blokes - wayyyhayyy lads 'is bollock naked
*Everyone turns to me and cheers*

Onthe way back up, I had the company of some old people, which made me laugh as they tried not to look at the naked person in their lift lol.

Then walk back to the room and go to bed.

Now this is where the real amusement starts.
The next morning whilst queuing up for brekkie, there where loads of people pointing at me and say "Isn't that the lad that run past our room last night" "Yer the naked one" Then they started laughing.

Now that was the 1st night.

The second night was pretty much the same but woke up in the main court yard lol, running again.

The third night (last night)

So go to work, get home have a shower and shit, then go out for a few bevvie's. Get back have a bit of weed, because the guy I was digging with didn't want me walking around again.

So go to bed, then get up again 5mins later but this time get dressed and say something about food, then go out the room, come back 1/2hour later with a bag of food (where from I will never know, how I paid I do not know either as I didn't take my wallet.) Get back in bed and then jump out, and say "Shit I left the micro on" Then run out the room naked again.

Anyone else do this or is it just me?
And tell your sleep walking adventures.

Cheers

Warped
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Made my day

[Clanger]

Funny...thanks for sharing.

My brother used to sleep walk, he has pissed in my mothers wardrobe countless times!!!

Class!!!
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[Ariel Badger]

When I worked in London we stayed at The Strand Palace Hotel opposite the Savoy and did most of the same things. I put it down to London beer.
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[Rottweiler]

its dangerous thought isnt it ? remember reading the paper once and some girl had climbed to the top of a 100+ft crane and was sleeping on top

is it true its dangerous to wake someone up who is sleep walking ? was told that people spaz out and attack you ? lol
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[Pernig]

Having stayed at that hotel on a college trip made it even more hilarious to read. Could have ended up quite serious as the hotel room windows are on a hinge in the middle and swing wide open. We also discovered it was quite easy to climb up onto the roof.

And doesn't the main courtyard bit have the car park, pub, reception and lots of hotel rooms looking onto it?
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[warped one]

James yes it does, all wekk I have been sat in the pub there, but can't for the life of me remember what it i called.

Rotty yes, the missus tried to wake me a few times and recieved a swift punch in the face. I never Meant to do it honest.

Clanger - I have done the same, the night I got spike last year (ketamin) I got out of bed, opened the wardrobe and proceeded to ty and piss in it, until crazymotorbiker turned me to the radiator lol.

Please tell me other people have done somilar stuff to this.

Cheers

Warped
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[Fnatic]

[ZRX61]

[Scouse]

Sounds more like you were pissed to the point of not knowing what you're doing than sleep walking.

If it is sleep walking though, you need to get someone to tie you down each night.

[mistergixer]

[Pernig]

[warped one]

Camden, that is quite a walk from the Hotel, when there is a nice cheap shop out the back and on the road to Camden.

Did you go to the food court in Camden? Just wow, you can walk down there and eat food from basically every country in the world then chose which one you want and get a tub, totally filled to the max with food, for £3.

Scouse, I wasn't pissed, becuse I was up at 6.30 the next morning so what would have been the point?

ZRX61 - Lol, nope. Well I don't think so.

Cheers

Warped
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[amnesia]

Never in the history of usernames has one been more accurate. Warped indeed.


You sir are a fecking oddball.
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[Clanger]

[warped one]

Heya amnesia, yes that is true, meet me in person for a validation of our statement. Believe me you will be found to be correct, especially after i've had a few beers lol

Cheers

Warped
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[ZRX61]

[truslack]

[warped one]

Surely there are other people on here that have done the same?

truslack - I did a very similar thing to the missus. I was asleep in bed (as you do) then sat up and turned to her and proped myself up with my elbow, shock her to wake her up, then when she did, I punched her full force straight in the face. Laid back down and back to sleep.

In the morning when we woke up she had a massive black eye, asked her how she got it, she then proceeded to punch me and tell me that I did it.

ZRX61 - Are you been serious? That is fucked up.

Cheers

Warped
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[Handsome]

I've woke up in the past in the bath with all the sheets, duvet and pillow from of the bed in there with me
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[Tristan.]

Day after my housemate left I woke up in his bed, in my sleeping bag.

Wierd thing is, it's up a flight of stairs. Fuck knows how I managad to climb them in a sleeping bag.

Was fucking scarey when I woke up. I thought I'd turned into him.

[Kwaks]

[warped one]

Just reminded me of the other week when, I sayed at me mates, I woke up in his bed. Apparently I walked in at 3am jumped in bed gave him a hug said night babe, rolled over and went to sleep. Even thought I went to sleep with the missus lol.

Really think I need o get this orted out lol.

Cheers

Warped
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[ZRX61]