What a muppet

[warped one]

Tonight at he usual pub with my mates after going to Willingham Woods, I went to the bar and this convosation started.

Me - Can I have a pint of coke please,
Barman - Sure mate £1.50,
Bloke in the corner - Why you drinking a girls drink?
Me - Because I am riding and don't fancy loosing my licecense
Bloke in the corner - Faggot, you should be drinking a mans drink, like me.
Me - As i've already said, I'm on my bike and don't want to loose my license,
Bloke in the corner - And as i've said your a faggot for not drinking, where you going?
Me - Well excuse me mate, but I like been able to ride my bike and don't want that taking away from me as I already have 3 points, and i'm going to Tetney (13miles away).
Bloke in corner - Fvcking kids, not sense of whats right these days, you should be getting p1ssed out your head then riding home.
Me - Ok super man, I'll get w@nkered and then kill somebody,
Bloke in corner - Well it's your fault you can't drive.
Me - You know what you sir are an arsehole, and if you want to kill somebody or lose your liccense whatever then so be it but I don't.
Bloke in corner - But still your a faggot for not daring too.
Me - And you are a fvcking retarded fvck wit with no sense of what is right and deserve to die from your action of been a total and complete and utter remedial.
Bloke in corner - Faggot
Me - I'll tell you what 'mate' tell me what time your leaving because I don't want to be anywhere near you when I am on the road.

Then I walked off.

Now can anyone tell me why I am a 'faggot' for not drink drinking?
Or what makes me a girl for drinking coke?

Cheers

Warped
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[The Original Muzza]

You're a faggot for not daring too. And coke is a girls drink because it's not a real man's drink, like mine.
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[SpicyBlimp]

was it diet coke?

if so, he may be on to something

[CaNsA]

You didnt state what you we wearing,

Were you in your heels and skirt again

My response to people like that is,

"Have you ever got your knee down @ 60mph on round about?"
The usual response is "NO"

I dont tell them that i haven't either but it shuts them up lol

[Kris]

Why did you even entertain his diatribe?



Faggot
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[JAMSXR]

From the sounds of it he sounds like the sort of guy who is on the doll and spends most of his days drowning his sorrows in the local pub... You could just point these facts out to him, tell him that he will never amount to anything and he is way past it, also mention that his life is so shit he spends his spare time mocking a young chap like you for buying a coke, has he nothing better to do?
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[paddlesat16]

You shoulda thrown your drink over him then slapped him round the face being that it's a girls drink an all......lol

Fair play buddy, drink drivin aint clever and it takes balls to stand up to the pub bully boy and destroy his argument.

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[GhostRider]

The conversation should really have only ever made it to this stage:

Bloke in corner: why you drinking a girls drink?
You: Why dont you fuck off and mind your own business. Cunt.

Jobs a good'un

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[Luke_Retrofly]

Why do you not no the difference between V's and U's?

[UnknownStuntm...]

You are a faggot for chomping harder on the hook whilst they were both reeling you in.

Now get the round in.

[KevTM]

Should just of told him you wanted to be sober when you bum rape him in the toilet later, then offer him a few more pints, just to get there quicker.

[Mark65]

[iooi]

Should have just asked him which car he was driving home, adding I'll have a word with my mate's at the station to see how good you can drive then.....

Odds on he's unable to drive


Or looked at him and said in a real loud voice, so everyone can hear......

You have a problem with Lesbian's then...
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[short1uk]

I'd have shopped him for drink driving (if he then went and got in a car)

its people like that that kill families on the way to visit grandparents and shit.

What a fcuking tool!

[mistergixer]

[The Shaggy D.A.]

A pint of coke is £1.50?
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[warped one]

Yes shaggy why?

And to all those asking why I was entertaining him, I thought it would be obvious, I was waiting for my drink (not Diet) so was really entertaining myself.

Cheers

Warped
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[Pernig]

Actually, thinking about it was it the same bloke who shouted something like 'stay safe' or 'be careful' sarcastically as we left?
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[Grubby]

Serves you right for not drinking appletise!
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[Nixon]

You should have dunked you cock in his pint, promptly followed by "who has a gay drink now?"

[The999Kid]

[warped one]

Pernig, Itt was the guy sat just behind that wall right next to the bar. That you only saw if you actually looked at him. Wearing a white shirt. He looked about 50 and had a comb over.

All I remember when we left was those 2 kids and one of them looked like Harry Potter lol.

But kind of funny now I think about it when we left, my absolute failed wheelie, JB's atempt and your bike which sounds totally oppersite to what it should. Bet we look like the brady bunch ha ha.

Warped
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