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Ariel Badger
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PostPosted: 22:35 - 24 Jul 2009    Post subject: Are you happy with your gender? Reply with quote

I am quite cool with being a bloke. I am not over-keen on sucking cock but then again I would like a pair of my own tits to play with but then there is the crap stuff about being a girl.
Periods Sad
Having to spend £100 on hair straighteners Sad
Child birth Sad
Having to shower every morning Sad
Having to paint your mouth and eyes Sad
Wearing high heels Sad
Pants that go up your crack Sad
What are your opinions on your sexuality?
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PostPosted: 22:41 - 24 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

The only bad thing about being a man is that women expect you to pay for EVERYTHING.

That is all.
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PostPosted: 22:50 - 24 Jul 2009    Post subject: Re: Are you happy with your gender? Reply with quote

1930 Ariel wrote:
I would like a pair of my own tits to play with


Lack of exercise and 2 meals 3 times a day will do the trick,bear in mind boobies of this kind come with several disadvantages (2 chins,stomach that sticks out further than your nob and probably a severely reduced life expectancy to name a few)
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PostPosted: 23:08 - 24 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I quite like being a girl.
I'm glad I don't have my genitals in a vulnerable place.
Or that I am insecure about my sexuality based on the size of said genitals.

I don't really want to bang on about how terrible it is being a woman. Plenty of other women do that.

Its not so bad, if you realise you don't HAVE to spend a fortune on straighteners/conditioner/27 different types of moisturizer, and that so long as you have a pocket for a mascara, lipstick, credit card, spare pair of knickers and a packet of paracetamol, life is reasonably easy to get through.

Actually, the whole period/child birth thing is a bit wank, but its good that nobody can tell how turned on we are/aren't.

Apart from that: the whole being penetrated thing, well now ... it has its merits. A lot of girls are uncomfortable relinquishing power of their "self" and allowing themselves to enjoy that sense of vulnerability. But it has its merits if you go with the flow.

And, of course ... its fab having tits.

Being a chick is great.
I highly recommend it.
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PostPosted: 23:15 - 24 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have always wanted to be a girl ... but it has to be a really fit one.
Being an ugly bird will bring none of the benefits.

Benefits being:

1) you can get shagged whenever you want ... no need to impress ... no need to be funny ... no need to be interesting .... simply walk into a bar or club and walk to nearest looking decent bloke and say "fancy a root "
2) you can get one in work and get away with doing jack shit ... simply cozy up to thise that matter ... flash your eyelashes and a bit of cleavage .. flirt a bit ... you will then find yourself promoted to numerous well paid but worthless positions.
3) if any of the above fail ... turn to porn !

I want to look like this please:

https://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/37/44/adriana-lima.0.0.0x0.447x661.jpeg
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PostPosted: 23:18 - 24 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

No way i wanna be a split-arse

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PostPosted: 23:58 - 24 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

This reminds me of a conversation with a girl years ago.

She was a teenage feminist. Man, looking back I wish I'd pushed her in front of a car. She was biggin up women in general, and came out with the quote I'd been waiting for:

"Where would you men be without us women to keep an eye on you"

"Still in the Garden of Eden, bitch"

Women. Clunge and tits, don't care about the rest.
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PostPosted: 23:58 - 24 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

hurricanehollis wrote:
The only bad thing about being a man is that women expect you to pay for EVERYTHING.

That is all.


Wrong women, never been out with a girl like that, cheap ass ones who spend all their own money on booze and shoes then yes, decent ones probably not.

Women wanted equal job opportunties and pay and so on, they can't still expect men to pay for everything. If you do you're not a gentleman, you're a mug Wink Just hold the doors open instead...
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PostPosted: 01:02 - 25 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

[quote="hellkat"]
I'm glad I don't have my genitals in a vulnerable place

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oh I don't know about that, I once landed a beautiful back kick into a girls chuff during sparring (purely by accident I might add)

I didn't know that girls could make noises like that. It sounded like a cross between a Wilhelm scream and a horse getting raped by a lorry. She had to be carried out and still wasn't walking right the following week. I felt pretty bad it. She was a full blown yam yam though, which helped me sleep a little better.

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PostPosted: 02:13 - 25 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can't be the only one wondering what the hass is a yam yam ? Laughing
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PostPosted: 07:03 - 25 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am quite happy being female, I have never bought hair straighteners in my life, make-up I don't wear, high heels, I hardly ever wear them, in fact I don't actually own many pairs of shoes, as for the man paying for everything, I am independent I like to pay my own way. For god's sake I have brought 3 kids up single-handed, work full time and own my own house so why should a man have to pay for me?

I enjoy being a female biker, whenever I go out on the bike blokes will always come over and talk to me, then when they realise I am actually a female who rides the bike a lot they always seem impressed and then there is the fact I do my own maintenance on it as well.
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PostPosted: 07:57 - 25 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

nick606 wrote:
I can't be the only one wondering what the hass is a yam yam ? Laughing


Yamyam = a person from the area of the West Midlands in the UK known as "The Black Country". They talk funny and instead of saying "You are" or "Are you" they say "You am" or "Am you", this comes out as "Yam".
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PostPosted: 08:07 - 25 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't really mind being a male. . . .

But what I would give for a fanny to play with for an hour or two.
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PostPosted: 11:09 - 25 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

So far so good... Thumbs Up
Being a tomboy growing up, I reckon I've dipped my toe into the male world, and whilst I totally enjoyed myself, I am happy to be who I am, and in the skin I'm in. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 11:12 - 25 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I love being male... and gay
often means that i enjoyed the school showers a bit more than 99% of everyone else but i wouldnt change my gender for the world...

though out of sheer curiosity i would like to bed a woman just once so i know what my life could have turned out like...

And no, im not a typical gay.. I work on my own bike as much as I can, I love my job of dealing with blood, shit, piss, vomit, bones, bowels and balls. I have a very small wardrobe though half my tops are tank tops... Embarassed I have 5 pairs of footwear excluding my spada riding boots, and if i keep getting hit on by girls then i cant be that obviously gay....
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PostPosted: 11:21 - 25 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

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then i cant be that obviously gay....


Apart from the fact that you keep fuckin' telling everybody Wink

Navy is recruiting currently, and gay is now legal, though its not compulsary.
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PostPosted: 15:05 - 25 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

BioHazard wrote:
Don't really mind being a male. . . .

But what I would give for a fanny to play with for an hour or two.


Didn't you tell us you had a g/f?
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PostPosted: 18:17 - 25 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

dgo1212 wrote:
BioHazard wrote:
Don't really mind being a male. . . .

But what I would give for a fanny to play with for an hour or two.


Didn't you tell us you had a g/f?


I think it would be more fun to play with a fanny connected to you than to someone elses.
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PostPosted: 20:08 - 25 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

yuri2085 wrote:

I think it would be more fun to play with a fanny connected to you than to someone elses.


it is more fun to have someone else play with it than yourself
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PostPosted: 22:19 - 25 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-Ehsx5-dq0
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PostPosted: 23:36 - 25 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

WildGoose wrote:
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then i cant be that obviously gay....


Apart from the fact that you keep fuckin' telling everybody Wink

Navy is recruiting currently, and gay is now legal, though its not compulsary.
You ruined it; I was going for the "Ohhh; Are you?!" Razz Laughing

I am curious, as to why you're a paramedic or similar.
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I'm happy being a male, the only thing about women that annoy me is how much some of them tart up, make-up etc.... and how ugly some can look minus the make-up where as before you think they're ok.. I'm not shallow but there's no need in putting it on 6 inch thick surely? Mad Laughing

So no, I wouldn't wanna be a female but I'd live in real hotties body for a day. Shifty
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PostPosted: 02:05 - 26 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

hmmm, this idea has been floating in my head all day. if i was a woman.... hmmmm made me wonder. i like woman, so would probobly be a lesbian.

if i was a woman i would be a lesbian, this idea gestated in my mind for a few minutes...... then this song popped out


I wish I was a lesbian, and not a hetero.
I wouldn't have to deal with men and all their come and go,
And all their yucky yucky facial hair and all their machis'mo!
I wish I were a lesbian and not a hetero!
I wish I was a lesbian and that I wasn't straight.
I'd sleep with women only. Man, it would be great.
I'd throw away my diaphragm, I wouldn't want to mate.
I wish I was a lesbian, and that I wasn't straight!
I wish I were a lesbian, I'd like to be a dyke.
I'd sleep with k.d. lang. Mel Gibson, take a hike!
I think it would be nice to love someone who was alike.
I wish I was a lesbian, I'd like to be a dyke!
I wish I was a lesbian, that's why this song is sung.
It shouldn't really matter how somebody is hung.
Other things are more important- like how you use your tongue!
I wish I was a lesbian, that's why this song is sung!
I wish I was a lesbian, and not a hetero.
I wouldn't have to deal with men and all their come and go,
And all their yucky facial hair and all their machis'mo
(I hate that machis'mo!)
I wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero!
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PostPosted: 12:09 - 26 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

st3v3 wrote:


I am curious, as to why you're a paramedic or similar.
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Always wanted to be a paramedic... my parents keep telling me i used to run to the windows every time i heard a siren incase it was an ambulance... i was just ambulance mad... joined Red Cross at 10 got my first 'first aid certificate' at 14... started doing event cover at 15 and loved it...

just always wanted to do it Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 12:11 - 26 Jul 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Damz wrote:
hmmm, this idea has been floating in my head all day. if i was a woman.... hmmmm made me wonder. i like woman, so would probobly be a lesbian.

if i was a woman i would be a lesbian, this idea gestated in my mind for a few minutes...... then this song popped out


I wish I was a lesbian, and not a hetero.
I wouldn't have to deal with men and all their come and go,
And all their yucky yucky facial hair and all their machis'mo!
I wish I were a lesbian and not a hetero!
I wish I was a lesbian and that I wasn't straight.
I'd sleep with women only. Man, it would be great.
I'd throw away my diaphragm, I wouldn't want to mate.
I wish I was a lesbian, and that I wasn't straight!
I wish I were a lesbian, I'd like to be a dyke.
I'd sleep with k.d. lang. Mel Gibson, take a hike!
I think it would be nice to love someone who was alike.
I wish I was a lesbian, I'd like to be a dyke!
I wish I was a lesbian, that's why this song is sung.
It shouldn't really matter how somebody is hung.
Other things are more important- like how you use your tongue!
I wish I was a lesbian, that's why this song is sung!
I wish I was a lesbian, and not a hetero.
I wouldn't have to deal with men and all their come and go,
And all their yucky facial hair and all their machis'mo
(I hate that machis'mo!)
I wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero!


To the tune of "I wish i was a punkrocker with flowers in my hair" ?
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