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Ariel Badger
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PostPosted: 23:59 - 25 Aug 2009    Post subject: Your dream woman. Reply with quote

Hetro blokes and gay chicks only posting please, Otherwise it will get overcomplicated.
My top player...Bipasha Basu
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PostPosted: 00:12 - 26 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

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The Speedster from heroes

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Girl from the Renault Clio adverts

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Mila as Leeloo

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Drooling Without even saying.
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Ariel Badger
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PostPosted: 00:18 - 26 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bipi is still out in front by a mile despite your posting four dream girls. It is about one chick not your entire w*nk list Mr. Green
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mooserx
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PostPosted: 02:42 - 26 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

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chris-red
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PostPosted: 05:20 - 26 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://www.firefly.withoutshadow.com/gallery/promos/kaylee/images/kaylee03.jpg

How could I forget! If I could marry anyone it would be Kaylee from Firefly. Sweet, innocent, loves engines, and filthy.
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PostPosted: 07:40 - 26 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Its gotta be Famke Janssen for me lads.

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https://prettygirls.bloggero.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/famke-janssen-2.jpg
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PostPosted: 07:44 - 26 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can't tell you her name, but I saw her walk into my office building this morning. I was absolutely starstruck. I asked her if she was new cause I'd never seen her before and I know I wouldn't miss her in a million years, but she's been here for a while apparently Confused
I was weak in the knees for 15 minutes after sharing the walk from the metro and elevator ride! Drop dead GORGEOUS but not in a slutty way. Just beautiful
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PostPosted: 08:07 - 26 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Your mum.






But on a serious note... You have to love them girls that Svedebo is talking about.
You only get one about once a month but its an instant Shocked... Cool... Twisted Evil... "Why hello there!?" Drooling
Their was one who worked in my local pizza shop; even in shitty clothes with her jogging bottoms rolled down at the top, she was stunning. I got her number and msn address (a must these days), then to find out that she was a pure whore... DAMN! Now when I see her, I couldn't give a crap!
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PostPosted: 08:20 - 26 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

The thing about this girl was she was so amazing I couldn't even think dirty.. Of course on the metro I checked out her amazing boobs thighs and face, but after a while I was just mesmerized! WHY DO I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?!?!?!
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PostPosted: 08:50 - 26 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I feel like I've been whoring her around now, it's becoming unhealthy Laughing

https://www.pedestrian.tv/uploads/images/blogs/478edbf8703ce/zooey%20deschanel.jpg

Drooling .. mmmm, yogurt.
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PostPosted: 08:52 - 26 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://woodchipped.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/zooey-deschanel2.jpg big pic but oh so worth it for those eyes!
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PostPosted: 08:53 - 26 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

KeV6 wrote:
I feel like I've been whoring her around now, it's becoming unhealthy Laughing

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Drooling .. mmmm, yogurt.


you bastard you beat me to it by minutes!!!
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PostPosted: 08:53 - 26 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have a bit of a thing for Zooey Deschanel Thumbs Up

Edit - Oops, should read to the bottom of the thread before posting!! Laughing
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PostPosted: 08:54 - 26 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

even the little vein under her left eye, even her imperfections are perfection. Razz

"oi cunts, yous looking et ma dream wummin? ye's want malkied or suhmin?" Laughing
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PostPosted: 09:11 - 26 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 09:27 - 26 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://pds12.egloos.com/pds/200808/26/16/b0014216_48b3c2e998f08.jpg Sienna Guillory but only as jill valentine..

and


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Bridget Fonda anytime!https://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/bridget-fonda/pictures/bridget-fonda-picture-1.jpg
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DEN MONKEY
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PostPosted: 11:56 - 26 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Same one it was when I was about 15 or so and she was in who's the boss.

Sex on a stick this woman

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Would get down my nuts in her guts without even thinking about it Smile
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PostPosted: 12:29 - 26 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

First in line after my missus, Natalie Portman:

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PostPosted: 15:54 - 26 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

First in line before my missus!

https://i1.tinypic.com/4goykqu.jpg

Amy Lee Hartzler. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 16:26 - 26 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here's mine:

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PostPosted: 13:10 - 27 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

ALL you filthy dirty cunts can go fuck a goat, because I swear to fucking LUCIFER, I will rape your families if you touch Miss Deschanel.

She is mine, and I will not stop until she knows how special I am.

*snorts and looks side to side like Pumbaa after he has despatched the hyenas from the cave*

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PostPosted: 18:23 - 27 Aug 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would happily recreate 2girls1cup with:

Kimberely Walsh from Girls Aloud

and

Former cITV presenter Danielle Nicholls.

I think I would literally eat their poo being as stunning as they are.

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