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mistergixer
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PostPosted: 11:38 - 10 Sep 2009    Post subject: Eeeeee-ewwwwww! Reply with quote

Whilst out for our morning walk, my dog suddenly darted off and started to roll in a patch of grass. He will (thankfully) only very occasionally roll in turds etc, but i was still quick to put a stop to it.

There wasn't any shit where he'd rolled, so i thought i'd got away lightly, but since having got him home - Jesus H fucking Christ, he absolutely stinks and it's a horrible, sickly sweet rancid stench too.
I've bathed him, sprayed airfreshner and opened all the windows, and i'm still catching the odd gag-inducing whiff of it.

Occasionally, deer go through the fields where i walk, so i can only assume that, with the rutting season approaching, my dog has rolled in the love-paste of a horny young buck.
Whatever it is, it's fucking rotten.
Sick
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PostPosted: 11:44 - 10 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 11:52 - 10 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

taste it. Might give you a better idea of what it is Smile

Know how you feel though.

Had 10, 8 week old pups in my backyard today and they found one of the adult dogs old piece of liver in the compost heap. Must be well over a week old.
I had to grab it off them and took forever to scrub the smell off my hands.

At least I hope that's what it was. My cat died 2 weeks ago and is buried up there too Shocked
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PostPosted: 11:53 - 10 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fox shite? I heard it stinks like hell and is a bugger to clean off too haha.

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PostPosted: 11:53 - 10 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Could be squirrel do-ings. Our spanial has a tendacy to find that, and it HONGS really bad Sick
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PostPosted: 12:01 - 10 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Martay wrote:
Could be squirrel do-ings. Our spanial has a tendacy to find that, and it HONGS really bad Sick


Slightly off topic, but when I was living at my parent's place, they had squirrels all the bloody time. Of course, having a plum tree too, the squirrels often ate said plums. And shat purple. On our sodding patio.


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PostPosted: 12:36 - 10 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Its a dog thing....
I was walking my dog on the beach a few winters ago, when he started rolling on his back in something about 50 yards away. When i got to him to see what he was up to, i saw he was rolling in a huge dead cod that was well past the initial stages of decomposing.
I had to drive the 15 miles back home with all the windows open in the middle of fukkin december, the stench was that bad.
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PostPosted: 12:40 - 10 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

DEN MONKEY wrote:
they found one of the adult dogs old piece of liver in the compost heap.


What the fuck do you do with your dogs when you're done with them???
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PostPosted: 12:41 - 10 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Your dog is a pervert. Don't worry, it seems to be the in thing.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2629851/Pervert-jailed-after-sex-act-in-manure.html
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PostPosted: 23:13 - 11 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fox poo....ftw Wink
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PostPosted: 23:38 - 11 Sep 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lacy, My Rhodesian, Has rolled in some rancid shite in the past. I cant tell you what your Dog has rolled in, But I know the feeling. Even after giving the thing a bath, shampoo etc. And still getting whiffs of the shit. Sick
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