yet another jolly day...

[MaybeGuy]

...of police encounters.

pulling away from the lights i pop myself up so i can get a good view of the sky, and pootle along for a bit, then set it down.

about a mile later, an oncoming marked car does a pretty dangerous u turn in the road, and follows me closely.

by this point i'd pretty much forgotton about the whole traffic lights, and rode sensibly etc until i got the lights treatment.

guy gets out of the car, doesnt say a word when i said ''hi'', and just stood there. bit rude.

then an unmarked car pulls up and 2 officers get out. thats when i sort of think im a little in the shit... then the marked car guy fucks off.

so they tell me why i was stopped, as always when in this situation, im truthful and honest, and admit im in the wrong, then i get the ''right to remain silent, anything i do say may be given in evidence'' etc speech, followed by a ''do you have anything to say?''.

to which i said no.

anyway, being a lovely polite young gentleman, i ''pass the attitude test'' according to them, and am told im going to be ''let off with just a section 59''

...another section 59...

so the shitting myself increases a bit. i dont really want a seized bike.

so i explain i've already got one of them thanks, but its a generous offer. and i explain that my last one was for the same thing.

so now im taken into the back of the car while they make a decision.

and a very good decision at that... nothing at all. apparantly because i have a job, am a ''decent guy'' and ''not a scrote'', i deserve to keep my CLEAN LICENCE

it was a male and female officer, so they must have been fucking moments before or something.

so yeah... im still untouchable.

queers x

EDIT: the male police guy was a knob. he claimed to be a ''fellow biker'', and when asked what bike he had, he replied with ''a big one''.

that ''big one'' turned out to be a GSXR 600 tit. he also went a bit quiet when i said i've owned one, and an R6, and have a ninja, then told me no one likes a liar till i showed him pictures.
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Blue_SV650S wrote: it was a sh1te wheelie, but it proves that he can get it up in 3rd and can do angles. In summery, mattsprattuk is a gobby little sh1tebag, dopehead tw4t, but sadly for all of us, he probably isn't THAT full of sh1te!!
Kickstart wrote: Hi I tend to agree with Matt. All the best Keith

[Ariel Badger]

Have a brouse of this you will be needing some soon
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Bikers make great organ donors, get 115 on your licence today.

[MaybeGuy]

[Flip]

Me thinks you were very lucky.

[Seb]

Bring back the glory days of the old Royal Parade grand prix eh?
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2010 Triumph 1050 Sprint ST

[Banned]

When officer said he had that 600cc, you should of said pics or you have not got one ... ! ...

Cue WIN and 59 at same time .

[Mystery]

i've been followed a few times buy unmarked cars at night just make a random turnoff to some where out of site that if they go down there you know where following you
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Carbon knuckles assure you maximum protect against debris and unfortunate accidents or if someone cuts you off, their side mirror.Mopeds are like chubby chicks.. they are really fun to ride until you're friends catch you on one

[Devils Advocate]

[Banned]

In my cage driving days, i would always be very mindful of cars behind and in front of course.

I looked for the type of car, No of occupants, No of aerials, or any other devices ie cameras. Sex of occupants and height, colour of clothing, epileppes, closeness and speed.

I would be wrong more often than not, but by considering these factors i have never been done for speeding and i drove a lot and very fast at times.

Also maybe i was very lucky in those 15 years of driving.

[Mystery]