Penises

[MaybeGuy]

can bikes affect this?
Sometimes i get off the bike and my knob is literally an inny. Like... No penis, just skin like one of those shit flabby dogs. I have to literally find it, pull it out like an extendable magnet thing, then piss. Im thinking this cant be healthy?
Other times i get off and have no feeling there for a good minute or two. Either way, after a few mins it regrows back to normal. I just dont like the 'oh shit, what if...' moments.
Fucking bikes.

Solutions?

Never happened as bad on the gsxr or r6.

Only on the ktm.

At the mo im thinking the 'big singles mean big balls' is an illusion making the balls look bigger thanks to a migrating penis.

Thanks ktm. You bastard.
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Blue_SV650S wrote: it was a sh1te wheelie, but it proves that he can get it up in 3rd and can do angles. In summery, mattsprattuk is a gobby little sh1tebag, dopehead tw4t, but sadly for all of us, he probably isn't THAT full of sh1te!!
Kickstart wrote: Hi I tend to agree with Matt. All the best Keith

[Mystery]

of course its bad for you, your balls smacking against the tank and stuff is all bad for guys who ride loads
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[MaybeGuy]

if it makes me sterile thats a good thing. I dont want to lose potency though
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Blue_SV650S wrote: it was a sh1te wheelie, but it proves that he can get it up in 3rd and can do angles. In summery, mattsprattuk is a gobby little sh1tebag, dopehead tw4t, but sadly for all of us, he probably isn't THAT full of sh1te!!
Kickstart wrote: Hi I tend to agree with Matt. All the best Keith

[dextersaurus]

I lost a ball once.

Spent half an hour in the toilet trying to pry i out.

Not a very nice experience i have to say.

Dunc

[Hetzer]

[Seb]

Texting me at 3am and now threads like this, are you sure you're not a woman?
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[Devans]

Doesn't riding a motorbike eventually make you infurtile if you do high miliage for years?

[Mystery]

[ms51ves3]

[chris-red]

[Fisty]

Sounds like you have teh bad aids.
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[DEN MONKEY]

[ClaireBear]

Im so glad I dont have this problem lol

[Ariel Badger]

This thread needs pictures.
Never before has there been a " my nob is smaller than your nob" thread anywhere on the internet.
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[yen_powell]

Duct tape is what you need. Tape the end of your beef bayonet to your belly button before a long ride. I'm assuming it reaches your belly button before it's been KTMd?

Other than that do what I do when I ride a push bike and tuck it into one of your bicycle clips.
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[JAMSXR]

I have had this problem in the past, I have also swallowed my balls when breaking hard on a number of occasions!


I fined I never get any problems when donning my leathers as they stick to the tank and prevent me from sliding forward. Also when playing sport, riding your bike or just anything that involves ball bouncing you are should really wear a jockstrap to keep everything in one place and prevent damage through bouncing! I just tend to go the the tightest boxers I can fined....

Should I really be talking about my tight boxers on a motorcycle forum

[DEN MONKEY]

[ThoughtContro...]

Amusingly Mattspratt's "My dick's disappearing!" thread is above one called "20 miles with banging valves".
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