Xmas card anyone?

[Feasty]

So I've just had my 1st xmas card handed to me at work by someone I hardly know. This woman seems to take it upon herself every year to write a card to everyone in the office simply writing her name in the top of the card and the recipients name in the bottom of the card. Completely devoid of personality, a pointless waste of paper and ink, and I just don't understand why she does it!
We've both been in the company 10+ years, she's a LOT older than me and must be retiring soon. There's lots of employee's come and gone inbetween and regardless of who she knows and doesn't know these cards get sent out every year to all.

Do you know anyone who does this, or even do it yourself?

Weird...
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(7 year gap), BMW F650 (Relaxing ride). Aprilia Caponord ETV1000 (Big and bold). Yamaha FZS600 (got me in trouble too quick!).
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[Barry_M2]

Walk up to her, screw it up and throw it in her face!

How dare she send you an xmas card that nasty old woman
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[The Shaggy D.A.]

Send one back.
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[Ariel Badger]

I am not a Christian and I hate Christmas however.....
I spent four hours today designing my card and I will spend another ten hours making over the week. My cards are original and I know people enjoy them enough to keep them from year to year.
I will post photos of what I do tomorrow night.
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[iooi]

Just send her a sheep sucking a mint.....
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[Ste]

Tesco have "Santa loves all kids. Even ginger ones." Christmas cards.

[Feasty]

[Ariel Badger]

As promised my cards.
I design them in a CAD program and laser cut from card.
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[Ariel Badger]

The mangers fold flat if they are assembled right
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[Carl_steveo]

Lmfao they are the greatest things i've ever seen. It makes you wonder what a person has to do to get one of those.
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[Ariel Badger]

I get a kick from designing them and making the first one or two but I have 20 to assemble in the morning .
What I like is trying to think in 3D as I map the parts out on a PC and imagine how the pieces will interact with each other.
I had to hide all the rude donkeys in case the Y7 kids find them
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[mistergixer]

Tell her you're Jewish.
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