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Raffles
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PostPosted: 22:34 - 21 Dec 2009    Post subject: Priest's perverted advice. Reply with quote
It would seem that acts of paedophilia are not the only vices that are condoned by clergymen.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1237470/Priest-advises-congregation-shoplift.html
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PostPosted: 23:16 - 21 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
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My advice does not contradict the Bible's eighth commandment because God's love for the poor and despised outweighs the property rights of the rich.


Probably said as the collection plate is passed round, and he jangles his keys to his merecedes in his pocket, then remembering his £50K salary.

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PostPosted: 06:56 - 22 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Well thats christmas shopping sorted then Wink Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 07:37 - 22 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Helping yourself to a packet of After Eights in Sainsbury's isn't quite on a level with child abuse, to be fair.
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PostPosted: 07:48 - 22 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Though their pretty impartial to either.......

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PostPosted: 07:52 - 22 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
27cows wrote:
Helping yourself to a packet of After Eights in Sainsbury's isn't quite on a level with child abuse, to be fair.


Well I do like After Eights

But then I'm also fond of child abuse ( Shocked )

But which is better?



FIGHT!!!

Your right, they are on different levels! After Eights lose horribly!
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PostPosted: 07:53 - 22 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
He was just on telly and was quite clear: It's not that he or the church condones shoplifting, he feels it's terrible for our society to only provide choices of shoplifting or prostitution to feed yourself. And that it's not acceptable in any circumstance, it's simply the lesser of two evils.
As much as I don't agree with a lot 'the church' says, and I'm in no way religious at all, I have got to hand it to the man for not getting up and punching Charlie Stayt in the face for being an annoying gussethound. That news presenter should find another job.
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PostPosted: 07:54 - 22 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
This is true. Although they don't normally encourage their congregation to molest choirboys. Or they didn't the last time I went to church, many a long year ago Wink
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PostPosted: 07:55 - 22 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
tribal_tiger wrote:
27cows wrote:
Helping yourself to a packet of After Eights in Sainsbury's isn't quite on a level with child abuse, to be fair.


Well I do like After Eights

But then I'm also fond of child abuse ( Shocked )

But which is better?



FIGHT!!!

Your right, they are on different levels! After Eights lose horribly!


You are a very sick individual Laughing
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PostPosted: 08:10 - 22 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
27cows wrote:
Helping yourself to a packet of After Eights in Sainsbury's isn't quite on a level with child abuse, to be fair.


Q) What do Priests pass around when they have finished their evening meal?

A) Under Eights.

BOOM, BOOM! Laughing

I know, I'm going straight to hell when I die.
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PostPosted: 08:13 - 22 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
raffles wrote:


Q) What do Priests pass around when they have finished their evening meal?

A) Under Eights.

BOOM, BOOM! Laughing

I know, I'm going straight to hell when I die.


Shocked I shouldn't laugh Laughing
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PostPosted: 09:00 - 22 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
raffles wrote:
27cows wrote:
Helping yourself to a packet of After Eights in Sainsbury's isn't quite on a level with child abuse, to be fair.


Q) What do Priests pass around when they have finished their evening meal?

A) Under Eights.

BOOM, BOOM! Laughing

I know, I'm going straight to hell when I die.


Lmao Brilliant!

All joking aside, the church is just one big fucking hyprocrisy, making people feel guilty for having enough money to get by, telling them they will burn in hell for eternity if they don't help out the poor (regardless of whether they are poor by choice or not), yet have you ever stepped into a catholic church? Fucking gold everywhere! Expensive stone statues, christ I remember in my moms methodist church they bought a new wooden cross and it cost over £5000..... for two fucking planks of wood stuck together!? and it looked shit! They are absolutely swimming in cash, so maybe they should set an example by firstly getting their fucking paper out their pockets and funding some cunts drug habit so the taxpayers money doesn't have to.

Merry fucking christmas.

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I believe the vatican also has the worlds largest collection of porn, they could sell it and solve the poverty problem of every poor person in the world Thumbs Up, mind you then again I'm surprised with the amount of porn and not aloud to fornicate they don't go blind way before they die. Laughing
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PostPosted: 10:22 - 22 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
lostboy wrote:
mind you then again I'm surprised with the amount of porn and not aloud to fornicate they don't go blind way before they die. Laughing


This one did! Laughing

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PostPosted: 19:06 - 22 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
IIRC there isn't anything in the Ten Commandments that says 'Thou shall not sell thou's body for financial gain'.
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PostPosted: 19:43 - 22 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Skudd wrote:
IIRC there isn't anything in the Ten Commandments that says 'Thou shall not sell thou's body for financial gain'.


Neither do they state 'thou shall not abort they baby' but apparently you will still burn in hell for doing so. The same goes for babies that are born and die before they have the chance to be baptised due to 'original' sin apparently. The fucking babies causing all that trouble an all that, they probably deserve it Confused

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Skudd wrote:
IIRC there isn't anything in the Ten Commandments that says 'Thou shall not sell thou's body for financial gain'.


I just checked and there isn't anything in there about not shagging kids... Phew, that's a relief...

Obviously, as long as you're not married, (#7) don't scream OMG when the moment comes (#3) and if you're the child in the equation and it's a parent doing the abusing, you must say thank you. (#5) Oh aye, and you're not doing it on a sunday. (#4)

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PostPosted: 10:47 - 24 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
I'm I the only one who thinks it is sensible logical advice?
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PostPosted: 04:41 - 26 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
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I'm I the only one who thinks it is sensible logical advice?


Yes and no. On the surface it seems logical, until the father of 4 who was driven to shoplifting because he just lost his job is then prosecuted by ASDA for getting caught shoplifting.
Many large chain stores can be quite lenient regarding shoplifting if you are lucky (one I worked in for example), however some stores in the same chain can have really pissy security management who will seek to prosecute someone for shoplifting if they look a bit "shifty" (one a friend worked in).
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PostPosted: 22:55 - 27 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
As valiant as it is to see the guy trying to provide for his kids through thick and thin, perhaps he should have used a condom? Thinking
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Muzza wrote:
chris-red wrote:
I'm I the only one who thinks it is sensible logical advice?


Yes and no. On the surface it seems logical, until the father of 4 who was driven to shoplifting because he just lost his job is then prosecuted by ASDA for getting caught shoplifting.
Many large chain stores can be quite lenient regarding shoplifting if you are lucky (one I worked in for example), however some stores in the same chain can have really pissy security management who will seek to prosecute someone for shoplifting if they look a bit "shifty" (one a friend worked in).


In the twenty years I worked where catching the light finger brigade was a small part of the job, only 2 people, out of the thousands, come to mind where it was genuine hardship that caused them to go shop lifting. One of those was a woman of about 22 years of age, she had just been put into a flat as she had been thrown out by her abusive parents, she had had some friends around to see the flat and they had stolen her giro money.
She stole tampax, bog roll, dog food, and some other basics, they were the cheap stuff too. When her story checked out, we clubbed together and got her a £50 hamper sent to her home.
Many shoplifters are either I want, I'm going to have lot, or the ones where shoplifter is a job description. There are those who go out shoplifting for the buzz, they did something by accident, got away with it then went in for small things, made it bigger and bigger until it becomes a way of life. For some it is a cry for help or for some attention in a drab life.
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PostPosted: 14:17 - 28 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
chris-red wrote:
I'm I the only one who thinks it is sensible logical advice?


Richard Madeley, Tracy Shaw and Stuart Hall would probably regard it as good advice too!
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In the twenty years I worked where catching the light finger brigade was a small part of the job, only 2 people, out of the thousands, come to mind where it was genuine hardship that caused them to go shop lifting. One of those was a woman of about 22 years of age, she had just been put into a flat as she had been thrown out by her abusive parents, she had had some friends around to see the flat and they had stolen her giro money.
She stole tampax, bog roll, dog food, and some other basics, they were the cheap stuff too. When her story checked out, we clubbed together and got her a £50 hamper sent to her home.
Many shoplifters are either I want, I'm going to have lot, or the ones where shoplifter is a job description. There are those who go out shoplifting for the buzz, they did something by accident, got away with it then went in for small things, made it bigger and bigger until it becomes a way of life. For some it is a cry for help or for some attention in a drab life.


This rings true. I know of many people who have shoplifted once, and quite a lot who made a habit of it when they were 15, and some who do it at 17-18 ( people who I associate with now I don't know of any, but mostly 18-21 age range there).
None of them were hardship, one guy used to steal sweets, drinks, crisps or anything he could get his hands on in shops at like age 15; sort of like a hobby. I know of times my ex and her friends stole stupid things like makeup, or a pair of tights...
Just middle class greed and some kind of pathetic thrill. There is no morality of 'only stealing from the big chains' either.
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PostPosted: 13:55 - 31 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
It looks like someone else didn't agree with the Pervy Priest's sermon.

https://www.yorkpress.co.uk/news/4824793.Man_throws_spaghetti_over_York_priest_who_said___It___s_okay_to_shoplift_/?ref=mr

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PostPosted: 19:21 - 31 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
raffles wrote:
It looks like someone else didn't agree with the Pervy Priest's sermon.

https://www.yorkpress.co.uk/news/4824793.Man_throws_spaghetti_over_York_priest_who_said___It___s_okay_to_shoplift_/?ref=mr

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