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PostPosted: 14:14 - 11 Jan 2010    Post subject: could a bike get any sexier?? Reply with quote
the mz ifa 350

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/00/ZweiRadMuseumNSU_IFA_BK350.JPG

ebay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUPHFQfoP-0
no i thought a bike couldnt be any hotter than a boxer 2 stroke Very Happy
i want one

id swap my mint vf1000 for that
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PostPosted: 14:51 - 11 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Yes. The pillion seat could be removed.
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PostPosted: 14:54 - 11 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
The Shaggy D.A. wrote:
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could a bike get any sexier??


Yes. The pillion seat could be removed.


that's what I thought and the front mud guard, the rear of it could do with trimming down.
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PostPosted: 15:01 - 11 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
My turn......
That pile of junk is an absolute monstrosity.


(my eyes,my eyes,i feel violated)
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PostPosted: 15:06 - 11 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
eerrrr ... sorry, but looks like a pig and the engine does look like an "actual" pig Neutral
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PostPosted: 15:07 - 11 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Absolutely beautiful although that pillion seat really detracts. If it were just a foam block on the rear mudguard it would be perfect.
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PostPosted: 15:08 - 11 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Somebody has pinched the bar-end. There is nothing holding the throttle twistgrip in place.

I particularly like the delicate little drive shaft. It's no thicker than the rear brake push-rod.
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PostPosted: 15:28 - 11 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
If you think that looks pretty you should check out the classic BMWs of that era with the pressed steel frames, sooo pretty!
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PostPosted: 17:13 - 11 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Lovely bike - but I wouldn't want to try and find spares for it Shocked
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PostPosted: 20:47 - 11 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Deckx wrote:
eerrrr ... sorry, but looks like a pig and the engine does look like an "actual" pig Neutral


well you keep on your wee plastic bike, im sure its great and has loads of character.





i was just going for the general its a boxer and its a 2 stroke, rather than what would actually make the bike better Very Happy cheers though

i wonder why no one else has seemed to make one??
surely you could get some decent power out of the design??
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PostPosted: 21:01 - 11 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
I suppose there's no reason not to make a boxer 2 stroke. I always imagined that 2Ts were regarded as the poor relation and made as cheaply as possibly back in the day - which would mean sticking with the basic parallel twin design (and single, obviously).

Would love to have a go on this MZ, just to see what it's like.
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PostPosted: 21:27 - 11 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Yes it could....

https://www.motorrad-news.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/norton_nrv588.jpg
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PostPosted: 21:35 - 11 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Naked is always sexier:

https://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc223/Funkdooby_album/Norton-Manx-60.jpg

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PostPosted: 23:43 - 11 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Yes it could....

https://www.motorrad-news.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/norton_nrv588.jpg


wheres the engine??

its not even a boxer, or a 2 stroke, or naked, fail post
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27cows wrote:
Naked is always sexier:

https://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc223/Funkdooby_album/Norton-Manx-60.jpg

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Is that a Norton Triton? I was looking at them last night... Seriously think of selling on one of the hayabusa and getting one of them Thumbs Up

https://www.vintagebike.co.uk/Bike%20Directories/Hybrid%20Bikes/images/Manx-Norton-Triton.jpg
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PostPosted: 00:24 - 12 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
hmmmnz wrote:
allymoss wrote:


Yes it could....

https://www.motorrad-news.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/norton_nrv588.jpg


wheres the engine??

its not even a boxer, or a 2 stroke, or naked, fail post


It is a rotary engine. I don't care that you can't see it, I want to lick it. It is beautiful.
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PostPosted: 00:40 - 12 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Is that a Norton Triton? I was looking at them last night... Seriously think of selling on one of the hayabusa and getting one of them Thumbs Up


No. It's a Manx Norton. A special 500cc single that you could buy off Norton that was ready for the track. BSA had a similar thing in the rocket goldstar. The irony being, there are more Manx Nortons and Goldstars on the market now than were originally built. Provenance is everything!

A Triton is a Triumph Bonneville engine in a Norton Featherbed frame.

A Norvin is a 1000cc v-twin Vincent Black Shadow engine in a Norton featherbed frame and is both rarer and sexier (and now having replicas made brand new for about the same price as a basic Porsche 911 but with a fanny magnet effect around an order of magnitude higher. You don't need to know anything about bikes to know one of these is a) Rare. b) Fast and c) Extremely sexy.).
https://www.pipeburn.com/storage/17_norvin.jpg%201000x671.jpg
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PostPosted: 02:45 - 12 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
allymoss wrote:

It is a rotary engine. I don't care that you can't see it, I want to lick it. It is beautiful.


i quite like the wee sachs rotary engine that a few people stick in bikes, normally they are stationary motors or for outboads or skidoo's

and the hercules is pretty nice as well
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PostPosted: 09:06 - 12 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
stinkwheel wrote:
vmax.dude wrote:

Is that a Norton Triton? I was looking at them last night... Seriously think of selling on one of the hayabusa and getting one of them Thumbs Up


No. It's a Manx Norton. A special 500cc single that you could buy off Norton that was ready for the track. BSA had a similar thing in the rocket goldstar. The irony being, there are more Manx Nortons and Goldstars on the market now than were originally built. Provenance is everything!



this and Molnar Norton are making brand new ones. also the manx came in 350cc Thumbs Up

(although there are a lot that are ES2's Etc that are modified to look like a manx)
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PostPosted: 15:35 - 12 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
ES2s look nothing like a manx single though! It really is all about the featherbed frame tho, very much a classic design.

I currently have a Triton in the making been sat in parts for about 6 months, same old time and money story.
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Will87 wrote:
ES2s look nothing like a manx single though! It really is all about the featherbed frame tho, very much a classic design.

I currently have a Triton in the making been sat in parts for about 6 months, same old time and money story.


know that feeling my dommie is laid up atm till i sort the issue (which i think is down to primary drive) is going to cost me £174 for the parts.
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PostPosted: 17:54 - 12 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
In a word: Yes.
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PostPosted: 18:53 - 12 Jan 2010    Post subject: Re: could a bike get any sexier?? Reply with quote
hmmmnz wrote:
could a bike get any sexier??


Only if i was draped over it naked with cum seeping out my bellend!

You can have that pic if you want, highest bidder wins!

Hmmm I wonder how high the bid would get for me to actually do that, £10, no wait.......£5?

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PostPosted: 13:18 - 13 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
27cows wrote:
I suppose there's no reason not to make a boxer 2 stroke.


Boxer engines give the best possible cooling for an aircooled engine, for obvious reasons.
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I do love old bikes, there just so different.
I'm actually getting sick of seeing the same bikes over and over now.
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