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Chippa
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PostPosted: 18:38 - 12 Jan 2010    Post subject: What would you sell your soul for ??? Reply with quote
Im just curious as to what people would want if offered the chance to sell there soul to the devil for anything in return...bearing in mind once you die you will spend eternity in hell...
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PostPosted: 18:40 - 12 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: 18:41 - 12 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: 18:42 - 12 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: 18:47 - 12 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Anal sex with jesus Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: 18:54 - 12 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
I would sell my soul for my job as a student paramedic back!
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PostPosted: 18:55 - 12 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
ProvectusIncurro wrote:
I would sell my soul for my job as a student paramedic back!


You'll get there mate Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 18:56 - 12 Jan 2010    Post subject: Re: What would you sell your soul for ??? Reply with quote
unholyxt660x wrote:
bearing in mind once you die you will spend eternity in hell...

Probably yes, so selling my soul to my devil isn't going to change anything.

Therefore I'd sell my soul to the devil for 1p if that was all he's willing to pay.
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PostPosted: 19:14 - 12 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
oops double post ...move along people nothing to see here...
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Chippa
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PostPosted: 19:18 - 12 Jan 2010    Post subject: Re: What would you sell your soul for ??? Reply with quote
Ste wrote:


Therefore I'd sell my soul to the devil for 1p if that was all he's willing to pay.


SOLD Thumbs Up Very Happy
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PostPosted: 19:32 - 12 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
money.... lots of it.

If he offered me a massive penis,the body of a greek adonis and looks to match.... that might work too but i`d have to think about it for a while first. Laughing

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I wouldn't sell it. It's mine.

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PostPosted: 19:48 - 12 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
After watching Cold Souls, absolutely nothing.
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PostPosted: 20:00 - 12 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
I'd sell it for anything good. I'll just make a new soul because it's all in my head and I'm making up the rules.
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PostPosted: 20:02 - 12 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
I'd sell it or swap it for a soul that guarantees me getting into heaven.
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PostPosted: 20:35 - 12 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Mine is staying soley im possesion thanks.

Not sure what it does or how/why but I think they are pretty rare so I'll keep hold of mine.

Bit like a clutch puller for an obscure bike from the 30's then really......


Seriously though, with things along this sort of vein I'm firmly of the benevolently neutral stance. I'm not sure if these things are real or not. So on the off chance that they are real I'll avoid doing anything that could have negative consequences without a good reason.

Like my brother is all for shouting "I hate you God" etc etc. Now I'm not religious and I don't believe in a God. However considering the v.small chance that there is a God I don't think it is worthwhile to openly insult him/her for shits and giggles.
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PostPosted: 20:38 - 12 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
BLUEX5 wrote:
Anal beads.


Why what happened to your last set of anal beads Shocked
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Luke_Retrofly
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PostPosted: 20:38 - 12 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Bittern wrote:

Like my brother is all for shouting "I hate you God" etc etc. Now I'm not religious and I don't believe in a God. However considering the v.small chance that there is a God I don't think it is worthwhile to openly insult him/her for shits and giggles.


Lolzors if your smart enough you would know it's 0% likely that there is a god Smile
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PostPosted: 20:42 - 12 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
No such thing, but you could have my r-soul for a grand
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PostPosted: 20:46 - 12 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
LeeR wrote:
you could have my r-soul for a grand


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PostPosted: 20:49 - 12 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Bittern wrote:
Like my brother is all for shouting "I hate you God" etc etc. Now I'm not religious and I don't believe in a God. However considering the v.small chance that there is a God I don't think it is worthwhile to openly insult him/her for shits and giggles.


God forgives all though, so as long as he asks for forgiveness on his death bed, he'll be fine.

What am I saying? God isn't real, neither is a soul, heaven, hell or the devil. It's all crap written in a book that you find in hotel rooms.
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PostPosted: 20:51 - 12 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Bittern wrote:
Like my brother is all for shouting "I hate you God" etc etc. Now I'm not religious and I don't believe in a God. However considering the v.small chance that there is a God I don't think it is worthwhile to openly insult him/her for shits and giggles.

If there is a god then most people are pretty fucked in terms of going to heaven or going to hell, so calling god a cunt isn't going to make that much difference. Razz
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LeeR
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PostPosted: 20:55 - 12 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
flip wrote:
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PostPosted: 20:55 - 12 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
LeeR wrote:
but you could have my r-soul for a grand


Always knew you were cheap...

Wishes, infinite wishes would do me, none of that stipulation bollocks like in Bedazzled though, just straight foward wishes, then after I've wished to my little hearts content, I'd wish that I didn't have to give my or anyone elses soul, but still kept the wishes and the spoils...

Still probably get shafted though somewhere down the line as I dare say as he'd been doing this for years , he'd get one over on me somewhere...
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