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PostPosted: 03:45 - 17 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

do you mean the masons ? ie people involved with freemasonry ?

if so, its a charitable old boys club, and they donate a lot to charity.

My uncle is one and is quite high up in his region.

His wife is high up in the girl guides association or whatever its called.

There are similarities between the two organisations.

He didnt have enough money to send his kids to private school, but his son has done well, so will be sending his kids to private school.

Funnily enough, my uncle on the other side of the family has the surname Mason, but isnt a freemason.
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PostPosted: 09:34 - 17 Jan 2010    Post subject: Re: The massons... Reply with quote

the warped one wrote:
From what I know of the masson's they send their kids to boarding school, and have plenty of money, with the abilty to shut down places.


Bollocks. I'll have to have words with my da about that because I never got sent to boarding school!

He won't talk about it though, so I don't know what it does. I suspect that it's a great help when you're facing a driving offence though Wink
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PostPosted: 09:52 - 17 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

It is very much like being gay except the men are older and it is not often you actualy get a BJ for free.
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PostPosted: 10:06 - 17 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

1930 Ariel wrote:
It is very much like being gay except the men are older and it is not often you actualy get a BJ for free.


What - you have to pay for a BJ in the masons? Bugger that, I'll stick with Satanism Laughing
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PostPosted: 10:17 - 17 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Really 99sheep, so you must support the fact that the devil rides a 986 ducati and wears prada ..?/ Cool


Absolutely. Satan obviously had Ducati make him a one off bike there - who wouldn't want a bit of that? Laughing
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PostPosted: 10:47 - 17 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

27cows wrote:
1930 Ariel wrote:
It is very much like being gay except the men are older and it is not often you actualy get a BJ for free.


What - you have to pay for a BJ in the masons? Bugger that, I'll stick with Satanism Laughing


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PostPosted: 11:48 - 17 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Damn those wood-wind playing secret societies.
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PostPosted: 16:01 - 17 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

And I thought this thread was going to be all about the makers of oddly shaped bottles of cheap wine.

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PostPosted: 16:07 - 17 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

I thought it was celeb speak for Massey Ferguson, until I realised that would be M-Fer.
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PostPosted: 16:28 - 17 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 13:09 - 18 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'll make my stay short..

CHR15 wrote:
i belong to the E-masons.

i cant say much about what we do, but we are allowed to reveal our secret promise.

I now present you with the working tools of an E-mason....
They are the mouse.
The keyboard.
And the modem.

The mouse is to move within the desktop.
The keyboard to input the data.
And the modem to publish in cyber space.

But as we are not online, as computer nerds.

But rather as Free and Accepted E-Masons.

We use these tools to obtain more Masonic light and to show us the true meaning and value of E-Masons.

And thus we apply them.....

The mouse teaches us to keep within the bounds of the screen. A square wherein which we all meet on the level.

The keyboard is to show us that communicating will lead us to a better understanding of each other and the rest of mankind.

The modem to teach us that even when we are alone, or in the most remote part of the globe, we may meet and gain moral sustenance and support from each other and thus gain more light, from our Ancient and Honorable Fraternity.

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PostPosted: 13:24 - 18 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

colin1 wrote:
His wife is high up in the girl guides association or whatever its called.


Girl Guiding UK Col Wink

GGUK is youth oriented, single sex. The Masons, from what I understand from my Uncle, is more about having a good drink and knees up occasionally, supporting other charities.
Masons have to be elected in, any female can join Guides.
A masonic lodge can be an old boys' association (i.e. boys that went to the same school - suspect that's where you've got your idea about public school from warped) based on similar professions or just a community-based lodge (people who live and work in a similar area).

The two similarities between GGUK and the Masons (from a GGUK perspective) is that they are both charitable organisations and members are expected to have a sense of morality and be upstanding within their community.
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PostPosted: 14:35 - 18 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

One of my mates is 'in it' along with his dad and most of his family.
Just last weekend I was quizzing them about it, No one seems to want to give too much away. (He didn't go to boarding school)

All I got was "It's a charitable organisation"
"We just meet up and get pissed"

Never get a straight answer from them, My old boss was in it too and he went to a boarding school, Although he told me that was because his dad was in the army..

Apparently women can't join Very Happy And you can't ask to join, you have to show an interest.
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PostPosted: 16:55 - 18 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Im a free mason, and the amount of miss understanding out there is laughable.

Its nothing more than a social club. We have set meetings where you take a part in it (these parts been your "office/rank" if you will) then basically you have a meal and a few drinks.

Nothing more than a social club mixed with a bit of amature dramatics. Yes there are morals in there and tbh the more you put into it the more you get out. You learn to speak in public, you make some good friends and there is always the comerardary that any group has (same as BCF).
The Mrs says its a posh mans working club.

We give stupid amounts of money to charities and individuals and very little is ever said about it, we give because we want to not for the recognition.

I am proud to be a mason and the guys that want to make out like its a massive secret are the reasons certain areas struggle and their lodges are dieing.

-Jamie- wrote:

....Apparently women can't join Very Happy ....


There are female masonic lodges, and also a few mixed sex ones (not many though).

You can ask to join, after all if you didnt ask how would you join? Its not by invitation only, infact you have to want to join and learn more.
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PostPosted: 17:34 - 18 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's not open to atheists though, you have to believe in a "higher power".
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PostPosted: 17:58 - 18 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

colin1 wrote:
It's not open to atheists though, you have to believe in a "higher power".


Or at least say you do Smile
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PostPosted: 18:23 - 18 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

You also have to be able to keep secrets and indulge in quasi-religious ceremonies which allegedly date back to the building of king Solomons Temple.

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The two similarities between GGUK and the Masons (from a GGUK perspective) is that they are both charitable organisations and members are expected to have a sense of morality and be upstanding within their community.


Both are also not open to atheists, as is the case with the scouting assosciation. You have to believe in God (preferrably the Christian one but changes in the law has meant the various Powellian organisations have had to make allowances for "outlanders". I believe the freemasons will accept any of the Abrahamic religions). So they can take their upstanding morality codes and stick them up their collective biggoted arses.
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PostPosted: 18:41 - 18 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

There are certain orders/side degrees which are only open to Christians and are not open to other religions.
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PostPosted: 19:15 - 18 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

stinkwheel wrote:

Both are also not open to atheists, as is the case with the scouting assosciation. You have to believe in God


Wrong. GGUK is open to anyone of any faith or none faith. I used to be a predominantly Christian organisation, it isn't any more.

The Promise has a line in it where you say you will "Love my God" - that could be anything/one at all. You also don't have to say it, it's not an essential part of the membership.
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PostPosted: 19:54 - 18 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm the first in about 8-9 generations not to join.......... yet.
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PostPosted: 20:54 - 18 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hex wrote:
There are certain orders/side degrees which are only open to Christians and are not open to other religions.


So are you in one of those then ?
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PostPosted: 22:17 - 18 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm in main stream craft (consisting of 3 degrees) then a couple of the side degrees/orders.

Chapter of Royal Arch Masons, this is the first order you would join after becoming a master mason, but as with all orders this is purely up to you. For just about all other side degrees/orders you have to be in Chapter at least.

I am also in Knights Templar which is a purely Christian order and this itself consists of two orders.

The side orders etc meet a lot less frequently than main craft, however an improtant part of masonry is the visiting of other lodges and orders (that you are a member of).

If I so wished I could be out most nights of the week even though my craft lodge only meets 10 times a year (which is quite a lot), and my other orders only meet 6 times in total in a year between them.
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