Worst mods

[wupwup]

What are the worst mods youve ever seen. Mine was today when a 50/125 cc dirtbike screamed past. It had christmas tree lights selotaped to the frame! Presumably wired to the battery as they worked, well the ones not covered in mud. Any more craptastic mods youv seen?

[BanditJeff]

No bad mods on this site..... We seem to be able to say whatever the fuck we like.
Long may it continue.

[Raffles]

The thread title is somewhat misleading and I'm a bit disappointed. I was just getting myself ready for a right go!
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[MarJay]

Coloured or Iridium screens, coloured anodised parts and bolts, tireflies, Neons, sound systems.

That is all.
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[chris-red]

That G is a useless mod, voice of reason my arse.
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[funmonkee]

Not quite mods; but there's tons of older Vmax riders that buy any shinee tatt to bolt on to their bikes and they think they've got a mod'ed bike. Nothing wrong wi tarty bits if that floats yer boat, but it's not a 'mod'
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[pepperami]

if you want to see some modded bikes that will make you cry then Google "motoball" and take a close look at some of thier/our bikes

no need for an MOT so any thing goes exhausts chopped & welded into all sorts of funny shapes,
ball-gaurds welded & bolted onto the forks and frames
tanks and seats from allsorts of strange machines bolted on !!!

but hey they work
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[thewildblue]

Cant beat a bit of FARBON...

*Checks old cbr400 and makes mental note get rid of those nasty indicators*

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[27cows]

Anything anodised, particularly socket caps. Pointless carbon fibre for the sake of it. Titanium cans - why? Titanium fasteners - why? Titanium anything on a road bike - why? Steering dampers on road bikes - GTF! Chrome frames/swingarms Big bore kits on already huge bikes. Tiny indicators. Small number plates. Number plates with stupid messages at the bottom. Fly screens. Any paint job involving flames...or naked women...or Satanic symbols...or band names...or...

I could go on for hours
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[27cows]

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[Knacker]

Anything anodised - Agreed
Pointless carbon fibre for the sake of it - That is just a stupid thing to say really
Titanium cans -Titanium fasteners - Titanium anything on a road bike - I think it has alot to do with weight issues
Steering dampers on road bikes - Another idiotic thing to say.
Chrome frames/swingarms - Agreed
Big bore kits on already huge bikes. - Coming from the man who hates speed I can understand your reasons here. To us that like actually going fast these are a wonderful idea.
Tiny indicators. Agreed
Small number plates. This 1 is a bit hit n miss as id rather walk than have to have a bike with a 10ft sq numberplate, But 3x3" does just look shit.
Number plates with stupid messages at the bottom. Some can be quite funny though.
Fly screens. Agreed although i thought they where to give some wind protection.
Any paint job involving flames...or naked women...or Satanic symbols...or band names... Agreed
You missed out.......
Fake Carbon Fibre
Helmet Ears etc
Handlebar muffs, Yes they might keep your handy pandys warm but they look shite.
Clear rear lights/indicators

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[27cows]

Mine didn't have one. Then again, mine didn't have several bits it should have had She was dog rough compared to the pristine restorations you seem to see all the time now. Completely artificial nonsense.

Maybe it was the steering damper that made the handling so bad on the standard H1 and H2 models. I never felt in danger of dying at any time during the 8000 miles I did on mine. Well, not once I got used to the horrific speed at which Gladys devoured petrol and 2 stroke oil

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[Swim41]

Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't that black plastic dial atop the steering on this old bike a steering damper?

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[TUG]

Grips, If they're not renthal or stock, leave them the fuck off.
Sticker kits, or brand stickers.
LED indicators, flush indi's or micro indicators, just leave them alone, i'm sick of fixing your fuckin wiring.
The rest i can tolerate tbh.
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[smegballs]

Whats wrong with tiny indies?

Its one of those things that are really sad yet everyone does to their bikes! Hell if I had the cash/inclination I'd put littluns on the MZ!

However for the king of all things meaty and great, not to mention the worst mods I've seen look no further than here.....!

A perfect example of how to make a good meaty bike and destroy it at the same time!


Just kidding raf we know its an 850 really!

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