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How do i tell which pigeons are wood pigeon or not, having borrowed my brothers air gun and purchased some of those pellets with the point on the end, i do need to know, the wood pigeons being part of the country set. wat wat wat ... can eat from my birdhouse, but those pesky city critters can fuck right off and get a pellet to the wing, in the hope that they drop in the garden, then Molly my dog can cut the porklife out and get some exercise ...
Here's a pic of the covert firing position ... please note garden is clear and looking dandier now ...
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Playing poker, listening to Pete Tong ... sorry ...
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Cause they look completely different, from the size right down to the colour and he neck banding.
Pretty sure your neighbours might have something to say if you start shooting either.  ____________________ Fallen Angel "Nae sniffing my seat now!!!!! "
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Overpenetrate ...... excellent .... ta
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good plan. i used to do that when i was bored in summer at a mates house.
grab the rifle, find a sniping point, chuck some seeds on the table and retreat to the fallback position.
bluetits from range were good ones.
most memorable being shot at a bluetit, it legged it, thought id missed, and as it flew over our heads, it just died and landed about a foot in front of us.
another was a jay. shot it right in the fucking mouth and exploded its head a little. protected species my ass ____________________ Blue_SV650S wrote: it was a sh1te wheelie, but it proves that he can get it up in 3rd and can do angles. In summery, mattsprattuk is a gobby little sh1tebag, dopehead tw4t, but sadly for all of us, he probably isn't THAT full of sh1te!!
Kickstart wrote: Hi I tend to agree with Matt. All the best Keith
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There's you agiain, endearing yourself to the Cyky of BCF with your noble charitable life ... btw there's a real bird joined, she's a Ho, from the Ho .. bang her and show pics ...  ____________________ Flip Wrote: You're a bloke, you don't need kids. You need a vehicle, someone to shag, a dog and a shed. AKA Cuntdudes life and ambition ... A ++
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the fuck are you going on about now ____________________ Blue_SV650S wrote: it was a sh1te wheelie, but it proves that he can get it up in 3rd and can do angles. In summery, mattsprattuk is a gobby little sh1tebag, dopehead tw4t, but sadly for all of us, he probably isn't THAT full of sh1te!!
Kickstart wrote: Hi I tend to agree with Matt. All the best Keith
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lol .. see the latest thread that shows the result of your calamity biking style ...
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baaaaahahahahahaha
a victim of my hooliganism
there are no girls on the internet ____________________ Blue_SV650S wrote: it was a sh1te wheelie, but it proves that he can get it up in 3rd and can do angles. In summery, mattsprattuk is a gobby little sh1tebag, dopehead tw4t, but sadly for all of us, he probably isn't THAT full of sh1te!!
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I remember having a cheapo russian rifle, the BAIKAL IZH-61. Absolute wank; you could see the pellet dropping it was that pathetic.
Anyway, one indiscriminate summer day, I took up my pos rifle and started pretending that I'm Grant from ultimate force. With my 20x20 vision, I spot a load of crows on the neighbour's roof and so I took a potshot - Not really aiming for it, just firing it.
Well, I saw the pellet leave the gun and the trajectory was spot on. It hit the crow and the crow did this weird jump, wings still flat to its body as it plummeted out of sight, as if to say 'fuck I've been shot!' All the other crows starting making a racket - it was really bloody loud - I put the gun away and left the room as if nothing happened; my ultimate force persona locked away with the rifle. The first thing the ex said was 'what have you done?'
So, after that little debacle, I would every so often see a crow around my area, that couldn't fly, just hop about. My dad, who is a bird lover, would mention that he would see the same crow feeding of his lawn.
I felt proper guilty about that! |
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 16 years, 131 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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