I'm going to prison CLOSED

[Keith]

Thats great buddy!
I really hope everything works out for you!

I don't see how they could give a prison sentence to someone who handed the weapon to the police in the first place.

Good luck at the interview, i'm sure you'll be fine though.
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[Mr Pants!]

That is good news.

Does this mean that you will not have a criminal record?
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[Major_Grooves]

Good news!

Really they're looking for real criminals who buy these things on online to use in organised crime. People like you who see something "cool" on Jackass and want to copy it aren't their real target.
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[Pete]

Phew, you must be relieved!
In my room I have a scalpol, one blunt penknife, one sharp penknife, lots of heavy books, and one Chinese dagger. About "10 long. Its more of an ornamental thing with decorated grip and blade etc, and it's quite blunt, but has a good sharp point that could do some damage. Mainly I use the smell of the unemptied bin to keep people out! That and the cat and the stone tortoise in the pond. . .
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[Ste]

What the hell are you planning on doing with a 10 inch dagger other than stabbing or attacking someone?

[primalcarl]

Yeah I'm pretty relieved.

Would love to go on a ride but the bike keeps dying on me....would've done me good
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[mchaggis]

I'm sure I've got my dad's old army sabre somewhere... Not to mention the 9 inch Nazi dagger my grandpa stole from the Reichstag. Along with the hospital bed sheets, the Iron Cross 1st Class, the dental forceps, the wine, etc....

edit: as far as kubatons go, I'd say why bother? They're nifty and all, but you'd be better off with a decent steel pen, or a marker pen as was suggested before.. Most of the stuff you can do with the kubaton, you can do with a biro.

[John]

Good news.

I think you'll get away with a caution.
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[tatters]

l have the following weapons in my room.

ww1 trench knife, Weimark knife, martini hunting knife, PT80 Air pistol, police riot Baton, kutan, US Civil war Confederate Le Mat Revolver (nine .45cal chambers rotating around a single shot gun barrel pistol "Assault gun of the 1800,s"), 200lb crossbow, dummy frag grenade.


just stuff l have collected over the years along with my ww2 equiment collection, and stuff nicked from army.
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[WILDECELT]

You can put away that tub of vas now

[tatters]

[WILDECELT]

[primalcarl]

....cheers guys
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[daveiw]

Man that so badly sucks , I hope all pans out well in the end!

[primalcarl]

Cheers i hope so too.

I'm pretty pissed off with the police, my brother was arrested last night for being 'drunk & disorderly', they reckon he was making hitler signs. He'd never do anything like that. They arrested him, took him 15 miles to a police station and stripped him naked and chucked him in a cell. Nobody came when he asked to go to the toilet so he had to take a slash in the cell.

He's going to contest it, they didn't take a blood sample and he's pretty pissed off with the way he was treated and his mates were witnesses
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[Dr Nick]

[carnislick]

I think cautions are deleted from your record after 3 years providing you dont re-offend within that time.

Not sure though

Paul
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[primalcarl]

I went to the Police station today as arranged. Had to sit down and answer questions, while he wrote the dialogue down. At the end I just had to sign to say everything is correct, I understand the laws and I accept a warning. It is an offence but as they decided to only give me a warning he said it won't show up on my record, although they will have it on file. He also said I don't have to disclose it to any prospective employer etc, you don't even have to if you get a caution unless you are asked if you have any convictions including cautions by an employer.

He stressed again today that I could have gone to prison and that I was lucky

Relief
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[badlydamaged]

Good news Glad to here it worked out in the end!
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[Rhino]

Glad it all worked out okay for you. Enjoy your holiday!

[primalcarl]

Nice one guys Yeah can't wait
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[tgabber]

[Jammy-G]

Great news mate
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[Josh]

[Kris]

That'll teach you for being a model citizen and handing in your weapons.

Next time don't bother, just bury 'em in the darkest depths of your shed or something. And the copper warning you of 'how close you were to jail'....pur-leeeese

Should have called him a drama queen and zapped him with your taser
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