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PostPosted: 01:45 - 04 Apr 2010    Post subject: what the fuck Reply with quote

in my search for a wooden bike for some other thread, i came across this.

https://www.v8bmw.com/images/p/index/wood_bike.jpg

whats the bloody point?
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PostPosted: 01:47 - 04 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://www.crankshafted.com/upload/files/19/Morgan%20Wood%20Frame.jpg

Early Morgans were wooden framed, and they are lovely pieces of machinery.

Although, that bike is a bit bodged.
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PostPosted: 01:49 - 04 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

get that fucking car out of here
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PostPosted: 02:08 - 04 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

yeah matt thats seems very daft and umm i dont know but thats abit stupid must be a musiem pice or whats thet shite called all old fashion steampunk or punksteam or some BS i see pc's being made from old radio's etc
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PostPosted: 03:25 - 04 Apr 2010    Post subject: Re: what the fuck Reply with quote

mattsprattuk wrote:

whats the bloody point?

Your question makes no sense. It is a motorcycle. That is the point.

What's the point of making a frame out of steel, alloy or carbon fibre for that matter?
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PostPosted: 03:40 - 04 Apr 2010    Post subject: Re: what the fuck Reply with quote

stinkwheel wrote:
mattsprattuk wrote:

whats the bloody point?

Your question makes no sense. It is a motorcycle. That is the point.

What's the point of making a frame out of steel, alloy or carbon fibre for that matter?


i think it's your question that doesnt make sense tbh
fucking obvious why frames are made of steel and alloy.
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PostPosted: 03:58 - 04 Apr 2010    Post subject: Re: what the fuck Reply with quote

mattsprattuk wrote:

i think it's your question that doesnt make sense tbh
fucking obvious why frames are made of steel and alloy.


Go on then. Enlighten me. Why are frames made of steel or alloy?
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PostPosted: 08:17 - 04 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

hang on a minute

you were looking for a wooden bike you found one

then you didn't want to find it as it was a crap one

i have some pictures of wooden scooters if its any use
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PostPosted: 08:44 - 04 Apr 2010    Post subject: Re: what the fuck Reply with quote

stinkwheel wrote:
Go on then. Enlighten me. Why are frames made of steel or alloy?


Consistency and production cost i would have thought. I'd love a wooden bike just for novelty. Maybe i'll build one some day Very Happy
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PostPosted: 13:53 - 04 Apr 2010    Post subject: Re: what the fuck Reply with quote

DaFrostyOne wrote:

Consistency and production cost i would have thought. I'd love a wooden bike just for novelty. Maybe i'll build one some day Very Happy


That's what I was thinking.

I bet you could make a kick-arse, lightweight and really original frame out of composite wood laminates. I'm thinking an integral suspension system based on the same technology as Moorish recurve bows.
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PostPosted: 13:55 - 04 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

And Ikea would sell them. They would be called "Bjyke". Or maybe "Knoopf".
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PostPosted: 14:03 - 04 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think maybe something along the lines of a Sachs Madass would be cool, there's been a few wooden bicycles :-

https://americanhistory.si.edu/ONTHEMOVE/collection/object_312.html

https://americanhistory.si.edu/ONTHEMOVE/img/media/xl/537.jpg

and a some nice looking Bamboo ones :-

https://www.renovobikes.com/storage/R4-walnut-tree.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1267594289218
https://www.renovobikes.com/storage/pandurban-9872-35.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1238568272570

https://www.renovobikes.com/
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PostPosted: 22:03 - 04 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laminated bamboo sounds amazing. Bamboo grows so fast and is such amazing stuff anyway, so if we can shape it how we like we could reduce metal and plastic use in quite a few areas.
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PostPosted: 01:29 - 05 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

DaFrostyOne wrote:
Laminated bamboo sounds amazing. Bamboo grows so fast and is such amazing stuff anyway, so if we can shape it how we like we could reduce metal and plastic use in quite a few areas.


Like scaffolding?

Asians must laugh their socks off at our heavy and expensive metal scaffolding.
https://k43.pbase.com/u38/johnglascock/upload/24706452.HK80HighrisebambooscaffoldingJA.jpg
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PostPosted: 03:12 - 05 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think consistency is also another factor in scaffold choice. You need to know everything will be the same if your going to make things modular so that pretty much anybody can build it. I suspect bamboo scaffolding is a dark art that takes years to perfect.

https://www.edinphoto.org.uk/0_MY_P_F/0_my_photographs_hong_kong_-_bamboo_scaffolding_hy17.jpg
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PostPosted: 11:58 - 05 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3551/3855868958_ee985f7a54.jpg
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https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3497/3855869160_0722769cea_o.jpg
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Try this one!!
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PostPosted: 16:37 - 05 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

The de Havilland light bombers in WW2 was made of wood laminate, was just as strong as its aluminium alloy competitors. It was the best bomber of WW2 and one of the best aircraft full stop.
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PostPosted: 16:48 - 05 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can't believe I am going to say this, that scooter looks very nice. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 17:49 - 05 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Charlie wrote:
I can't believe I am going to say this, that scooter looks very nice. Thumbs Up


aye but can you imagine dropping it Pale
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PostPosted: 18:34 - 05 Apr 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bit of polyfilla wood filler and job done, no expensive plastics to replace.

Or just file and sand the other side so it looks the same Very Happy
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PostPosted: 19:37 - 05 Apr 2010    Post subject: Re: what the fuck Reply with quote

mattsprattuk wrote:
whats the bloody point?


It would cost very little,

To be different,

Because they can.

Face it, if you saw it parked up it would grab anyones attention, bike enthusiast or not.
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