|
|
| Author |
Message |
| TheDonUK |
This post is not being displayed .
|
 TheDonUK World Chat Champion

Joined: 20 Feb 2006 Karma :   
|
 Posted: 10:11 - 05 May 2010 Post subject: Female Stupidity? |
 |
|
Im sitting in the library currently, and the guy next to me just receives a phone call. This being the 21st century ofc you take the phone call loudly enough that the person sitting in the next cubical can not only hear you but also the tinny voice of the person on the other end.
The gist of the conversation from what i gather is his girlfriend is at a petrol station and does not know how to use the air machine
So, he explains it to her in a way that would have an author of the "For Dummies" series of books facepalming, everything from which way to unscrew the valve cap to how to operate the digital machine, yes, thats right you put your 20p in, press one of the 2 buttons to set at the right pressure and connect and wait for the beep, Who woulda thought...
Im shocked enough to post this thread, how did she get her licence? did she suck the examiners dick? i know thats probably not tested, but christ it transpires she has been driving around at 9PSI in her front tyres for god knows how long....
I was going to say something to the guy after he hung up, but felt to embarrassed for him, i will avoid eye contact so he does not see the contempt i hold for his woman, she presumably operated the vehicle to get to the petrol station yet does not know how to work one of the simplist machines known to human-kind...
That is all... ____________________ [Current Bikes - GSXR-750 K5 & C90-97 ] [Previous Bikes: Runner 125, YBR 125, GS500, Bandit 600, Hornet 600, ZX6R-99, C90-99, R1-99, XT600E-04, GSXR-750 K4, CRF250L '16] |
|
| Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
 |
| Itchy |
This post is not being displayed .
|
 Itchy Super Spammer

Joined: 07 Apr 2005 Karma :     
|
 Posted: 10:23 - 05 May 2010 Post subject: |
 |
|
Nah the UK population as a whole has generally and purposefully been engineered to be incapable of doing things for themselves.
The government likes this because such people are easier to control and manipulate, I mean how many people understand my economic rants? Business loves this too as such people are easy to manipulate.
I see many people these days are children but in adult's bodies who won't even try for fear of failure, something has been lost confidence and the roll up sleeves type attitude. I was rather surprised when a vacus girl next door seriously asked me to open a tin for her (she had gotten so used to ring pull tins she didn't know how a tin opener worked).
I mean look at how many threads there are demostrating this lack of confidence in performing simple repairs on their own bikes.
I remember my dad being able to fix anything and everything around the house, yet I get endless calls from my sister her bf to go round and do the simplest of repairs.
Maybe BCF should start a fight club or something? On the first night he'd be made out of a loaf of bread, by the 4th week he'd be carved out of wood and be afraid of a whole lot less. ____________________ Spain 2008France 2007Big one 2009 We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will. In the end, your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it is worth watching. |
|
| Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
 |
| Minty |
This post is not being displayed .
|
 Minty World Chat Champion

Joined: 23 Dec 2005 Karma :   
|
|
| Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
 |
| sk8wheeler |
This post is not being displayed .
|
 sk8wheeler Scooby Slapper
Joined: 23 Oct 2009 Karma :   
|
|
| Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
 |
| t121anf |
This post is not being displayed .
|
 t121anf World Chat Champion

Joined: 23 Feb 2007 Karma :     
|
|
| Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
 |
| TheDonUK |
This post is not being displayed .
|
 TheDonUK World Chat Champion

Joined: 20 Feb 2006 Karma :   
|
 Posted: 13:50 - 05 May 2010 Post subject: |
 |
|
I agree somewhat with your rant on general fixing and whatnot itchy, but this is very very basic, -1 spanner haynes kind of stuff.
If you are going to drive a car you should know certain basics...
Nicely done Minty, i thought about having a shady wank, but to be honest the stupidity was too much of a turn-off, besides if you are going to talk on the phone in a library expect people to listen to your conversation as its rather distracting... ____________________ [Current Bikes - GSXR-750 K5 & C90-97 ] [Previous Bikes: Runner 125, YBR 125, GS500, Bandit 600, Hornet 600, ZX6R-99, C90-99, R1-99, XT600E-04, GSXR-750 K4, CRF250L '16] |
|
| Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
 |
| GhostRider |
This post is not being displayed .
|
 GhostRider World Chat Champion

Joined: 31 Jan 2008 Karma :  
|
 Posted: 14:24 - 05 May 2010 Post subject: |
 |
|
| Minty wrote: | I was on the phone to the missus about pumping the tyres up, in a library today. It kind of felt like the wierdo in the next cubicle was masturbating to my voice as I spoke. I felt uncomfortable and avoided eye contact when I left too.
What a co-inkydink. I guess it means there are freaks everywhere. |
I actually spat my half chewed crisps out, thank you, I haven't laughed like that in ages.
GhostRider ____________________ I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip. |
|
| Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
 |
| D O G |
This post is not being displayed .
|
 D O G World Chat Champion

Joined: 18 Dec 2006 Karma :     
|
|
| Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
 |
| Alexio |
This post is not being displayed .
|
 Alexio World Chat Champion

Joined: 27 Aug 2009 Karma :    
|
|
| Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
 |
| Clanger |
This post is not being displayed .
|
 Clanger Stirrer

Joined: 27 May 2004 Karma :    
|
 Posted: 16:03 - 05 May 2010 Post subject: |
 |
|
Unless people are shown such things, how the heck are they supposed to know? I was in my Dad's girlfriends car the other day, ready to take her out for a driving lesson, my Dad asked her where the manual for the car was, as he needed to check her tyre pressures.
I said (because it's a small car, similar to mine), I'd guess she needed about 33psi, and Dad said 'no that doesn't sound right to me...' and then continued to look for the manual.
So I then asked the girlfriend if the tyre pressures were on a sticker on the panel where the driver door closes (because that's where mine is), and Dad got out and looked. And there it was, and I was right 33psi.
My Dad's an engineer, very intelligent, and he didn't know what the psi should be on that particular car. So, I think you dissing a woman for not knowing what to do is flawed. ____________________ Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter won't mind - Dr. Seuss |
|
| Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
 |
| The Original Muzza |
This post is not being displayed .
|
 The Original Muzza World Chat Champion

Joined: 09 Jan 2009 Karma :     
|
|
| Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
 |
| Moonie |
This post is not being displayed .
|
 Moonie World Chat Champion

Joined: 18 Feb 2008 Karma :   
|
 Posted: 16:21 - 05 May 2010 Post subject: |
 |
|
Not knowing the PSI maybe, but I'm guessing your dad knows how to use an Air Machine. And that your dad's lady isn't dense enough to have to phone in for help when confronted by one. ____________________ Don't practice it until you get it right, practice it until you don't get it wrong.
Presenting the one and only Chinkmobile  |
|
| Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
 |
| yuri2085 |
This post is not being displayed .
|
 yuri2085 World Chat Champion
Joined: 05 Jul 2008 Karma :  
|
|
| Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
 |
| Bendy |
This post is not being displayed .
|
 Bendy Mrs Sensible

Joined: 10 Jun 2002 Karma :   
|
|
| Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
 |
| swampy |
This post is not being displayed .
|
 swampy World Chat Champion

Joined: 04 Aug 2004 Karma :   
|
|
| Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
 |
| stinkwheel |
This post is not being displayed .
|
 stinkwheel Bovine Proctologist

Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :    
|
|
| Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
 |
| GhostRider |
This post is not being displayed .
|
 GhostRider World Chat Champion

Joined: 31 Jan 2008 Karma :  
|
 Posted: 17:45 - 05 May 2010 Post subject: |
 |
|
| Bendy wrote: |
Personally, I think there is nothing more tragic than people in the supermarket (usually blokes) on the phone to someone at home (presumably 'the missus'), discussing what kind of curry sauce / washing powder / pantyliners to buy. For fucks sake, just make a decision and if it's wrong, then tell the lazy bint to do her own shopping next time.
|
Never had to live with a woman have you?
Itchy certainly has a point i.e lack of basic bike repair skills etc, and I think this boils down to the fact that, unless your mom/dad/brother etc teaches you when you are young, then it isn't until a situation confronts you where you actually think to yourself "shit, how do I do that?" Having never done it before or even have the faintest idea about said task isn't going to have you racing to the tool box to take whatever apart, particularly with bikes/cars etc.
Thing is I remember in school, when getting taught absolute bollocks such as what gods do hindus worship, what shakespere meant in Act 1, scene 4, at the 4th iambic pentameter in Macbeth, or learning spanish, I thought to myself "why cant we learn something useful??". Would have been far better to walk into a class to be met with "right you lot, this is a combustion engine, and this is how it works", not even just relating to mechanics, but other basic shit like "here's how you plaster a wall/ fault find when the electrics go out in the house/ lay a carpet" etc etc, and it's getting worse.
GhostRider ____________________ I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip. |
|
| Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
 |
| Tarmacsurfer |
This post is not being displayed .
|
 Tarmacsurfer World Chat Champion

Joined: 29 Jun 2004 Karma :     
|
 Posted: 17:51 - 05 May 2010 Post subject: |
 |
|
I think I may just have fallen a little in love with you. ____________________ I'm immortal. Well, so far. |
|
| Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
 |
| Blue_SV650S |
This post is not being displayed .
|
 Blue_SV650S World Chat Champion

Joined: 27 Nov 2008 Karma :    
|
 Posted: 18:17 - 05 May 2010 Post subject: |
 |
|
Only dungaree wearing lesbians can be expected to know about this sort of stuff!!!
The hot c0ck loving chicks won't have a clue! Just think, that bloke will get home tonight and she will suck him dry for being all nice and helping her out today!
He wouldn't be getting the same sort of treatment if she was self sufficient!!
Long live women that need men to get by!  ____________________ The purpose of life is to fight maturity. |
|
| Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
 |
| Ariel Badger |
This post is not being displayed .
|
 Ariel Badger Super Spammer

Joined: 02 Dec 2006 Karma :     
|
 Posted: 18:29 - 05 May 2010 Post subject: |
 |
|
I am an engineer and was in the library today and overheard a conversation on a mobile phone. A man was telling his other half how to inflate her tyres at a petrol station whilst another man listened in and applied jizz to his cheesy wotsits.
When the first man said to use the gauge on the pump to read the pressure I almost died at his stupidity and left without making eye contact. Everybody knows only to use their own calibrated pressure gauge to check pressure and not the inaccurate and none maintained one on the supermarket machines  ____________________ Bikers make great organ donors, get 115 on your licence today.
Last edited by Ariel Badger on 18:32 - 05 May 2010; edited 1 time in total |
|
| Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
 |
| Phoenix |
This post is not being displayed .
|
 Phoenix Twisted Firestarter

Joined: 01 Aug 2002 Karma :    
|
|
| Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
 |
| Clanger |
This post is not being displayed .
|
 Clanger Stirrer

Joined: 27 May 2004 Karma :    
|
|
| Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
 |
| G |
This post is not being displayed .
|
 G The Voice of Reason
Joined: 02 Feb 2002 Karma :     
|
|
| Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
 |
| Major_Grooves |
This post is not being displayed .
|
 Major_Grooves The Doctor

Joined: 10 May 2002 Karma :  
|
 Posted: 19:10 - 05 May 2010 Post subject: |
 |
|
When I used to read Loaded or FHM they had a section about stupid things girls say. I always meant to send this incident in:
Do you know the Body Worlds exhibition? It is basically this weird German guy who takes bodies that are donated to him then uses his own proprietary technique to preserve the bodies in a bunch of artistic poses. So you get corpses doing archery, or riding a preserved horse with their body projected out in a strange way. I won't link to it but you can Google for it if you don't know it.
Anyway, the exhibition is weird enough, but perhaps the most controversial bit is the pregnancy and human development section. iirc they have a cross-section of a preserved pregnant woman with the baby inside her.
In that section they also had a series of cross-sections of foetuses at different stages of development, right up to full size baby. So this is sections - as in slices cut in profile.
I'm looking at this and ahead of me is a guy and his girlfriend. The girl turns to her boyfriend and asks quite loudly, "oh, are they all from the same baby?"
The guy was stunned in to silence... until he looked at me and we both burst out into laughter. It took her a second to realise how stupid her question was.  ____________________ About me|@Major_Grooves|My company|Digg|Flickr |
|
| Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
 |
| P.addy |
This post is not being displayed .
|
 P.addy Red Rocket
Joined: 14 Feb 2008 Karma :  
|
 Posted: 19:29 - 05 May 2010 Post subject: |
 |
|
Has anyone highlighted a mobile phone in a petrol station stupidity yet? women... |
|
| Back to top |
|
You must be logged in to rate posts |
|
 |
Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 16 years, 147 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
 |
|
|