This dude has serious issues

[Nb]

https://www.detailingworld.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=81391
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[Dazbo666]

Yes he's got waaay too much time on his hands as well as some serious issues (possibly even full blown OCD??)... but I'd looove to buy a car from him
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[imanupstart]

This site has me in hysterics every time its posted, good find

[Ditto]

Jesus, way way too much time and money.

Just some shampoo, autosol and ACF-50 for me ta!
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[arry]

You've got to admire the dedication but that level of cleaning is just not for me - I'd never want to drive it again afterwards through fear of having to do it all again

Well, that and I wouldn't want to drive a souped up ashtray anyway, but you get what I mean

[Misc]

I could understand a tiny bit more if he lived in a country were the air is clean, it hardly rains & there's no crap all over the roads. Be he doesn't, so it's going to get dirty again in a matter of miles.

The other thing is that no one is ever going to noticed it's been detailed or washed with over priced products apart from him. In my eyes, i can get the same result with fairy liquid & a sponge & Henry the hoover.

[Ben.]

imagine if someone crashed into it...
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[dodsi]

Waste of time, it was fine when it started as a standard car.

I also thought the wheels looked nicer white.

[Frost]

If i knew where he lived i'd go key his car just to see if he committed suicide.

[Misc]

Or something that's more likely to happen like bird poop.

I bet this guy is even a fair weather driver. There's noway he'd drive that in the rain.

[FURBAR]

It's a chavvy vauxhall, don't tell me he paid more than 15 grand !!!!
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[Nb]

He part exchanged his old vxr for it... Im guessing he doesnt have a girlfriend....
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Colin1 wrote 'Im grateful for what i can get, which isnt all that much.'
Columbus travel insurance are crap!! Do not use!

[Ditto]

Its more the fact that the car is brand new aswell from what I read. So doing all that to a clean brand new car.

Liked the bit about him changing the whole exhaust system just because the old one stuck out a bit, and the picture of him measuring it up with the quote

"Couldnt live with it if it was even a mm or 2 out of place"


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[Dragonfly]

Too much money and time. Never got why people go this far on cars but then I am just a girl and wouldn't understand anyway.
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He's too busy beating the everloving shit out of Lizzie to notice this thread has taken a turn down Drama Avenue and stopped off at the popcorn shop.

[The Artist]

I have just killed 45 minutes on the 1st page!

[Carl_steveo]

I have seen this a million times. After it first done it's rounds on the internet i believe it was nicked.
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[m3-paul]

Seen that thread before and i honestly think he is THE MOST BORING person in the world ever. He needs to get a girlfriend. Could you imagine getting stuck talking to him at a party as he launches in to a conversation of Zymol Vs Meguiars!!!
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[Wise1]

I hope it was stolen, because its much better than my original thought by the end of the first page in hoping it got written off with him it...

Now in my thoughts he did survive but of course comitted suicide when he seen the car
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[5v3d3b0]

Imagine living with this guy! It's be the equivalent to your girlfriend spending 14 hours on her hair, 5 on the nails, 6 days applying lotions and then washing all the new clothes she bought with 8 different products through 12 cycles!
Babe you wanna go to dinner in 2 months? Start getting ready

[Ditto]

I like this photo where he has all his mates round in identical cars doing the same thing

https://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n296/vxrmarc/Nurburgring%20interior/IMG_8456.jpg
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[smegballs]

FFS thats not even cool!

The poor car obviously just wants to have its tits ragged off, not sit in some garage getting fussed over....

Worse than a fucking harley I tell you!

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[Mr.Everready]

[Tim..]

Apparently this guy gets paid quite well for doing this.

I can appreciate the level of commitment and highest quality of work.

But at the end of the day its a mildly tarted up Vauxhall FFS.

Put that VXR next to a 'half the price' classic show car and everyone will walk straight past it.
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[DEN MONKEY]

I got tired just scrolling through the first page.

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