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Renton
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PostPosted: 21:28 - 31 May 2010    Post subject: How It's Made - Laser Eye Surgery Reply with quote

For anyone who is interested, here is a quick video of the operation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V4I2xzwGd4
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PostPosted: 21:48 - 31 May 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

very impressive
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PostPosted: 21:55 - 31 May 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

i wanted this done, Sick
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PostPosted: 21:58 - 31 May 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Very high degree of fail involved.
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PostPosted: 22:12 - 31 May 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

youve got to fooking trust them sooo much....
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PostPosted: 22:22 - 31 May 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Screw that. Sick It's still to new a procedure for my liking.
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PostPosted: 22:23 - 31 May 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

I last 2 minutes and 27 seconds. As soon as he ran that potatoe peeler over his eye I was done. Sick
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PostPosted: 22:30 - 31 May 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

i love how its made lol.
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PostPosted: 22:32 - 31 May 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

That was hard to watch Sick I really want it done but I don't think I'm up for it to be honest
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PostPosted: 08:43 - 01 Jun 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Carl_steveo wrote:
I last 2 minutes and 27 seconds. As soon as he ran that potatoe peeler over his eye I was done. Sick


yep thats the bit that made me think "that isnt right"
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PostPosted: 08:59 - 01 Jun 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sick

That thing was cringeworthy, the eye peeler especially so.

You are only on a local anaesthetic then? So you can't feel the eye itself but surely you can feel the rest of it. Whats in place to stop the laser damaging the retina?

Fuck that for a laugh, glasses please.
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PostPosted: 10:38 - 01 Jun 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

smegballs wrote:
Whats in place to stop the laser damaging the retina?

its a highly sofisticated (sp) bit of kit, it can detect tiny movements in your eye and adjust its angle instantly. if you move it'll automatically shut off until you're back in place.

its not like you're gonna be cut in half like the technician is some crazed james bond villian Wink
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PostPosted: 11:16 - 01 Jun 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

yay 20-20 vision!
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PostPosted: 11:17 - 01 Jun 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

I beat you all who watched the video.. I've had it done!!

You don't feel a thing! Even the potato peeler! And it's s really short procedure with very High tech equipment that readjusts itself 200 times a second to maintain the lasers position on the cornea.

And for the record, all you see looking into the laser is a flashing red light about 18 inches above your face Smile
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PostPosted: 13:44 - 01 Jun 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

The999Kid wrote:
I beat you all who watched the video.. I've had it done!!

You don't feel a thing! Even the potato peeler! And it's s really short procedure with very High tech equipment that readjusts itself 200 times a second to maintain the lasers position on the cornea.

And for the record, all you see looking into the laser is a flashing red light about 18 inches above your face Smile


How do the ambulance crew look on laser eyes?

I know the army won't have it at all - not to say there are ways around it of course.
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PostPosted: 15:15 - 01 Jun 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

jeez, i thought it was bad when i had to get my eye stitched up, that looks like torture more then surgery Sick

used to work with a gent who got it done, i didn't even know he wore glass in the past till i found a old team photo.
he said he vision was perfect now

you have to marvel at what mans capable of Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 18:40 - 01 Jun 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

smegballs wrote:


How do the ambulance crew look on laser eyes?

I know the army won't have it at all - not to say there are ways around it of course.


Ambulance crew dont give a flying fvck about it, if you can read the chart, you're in.

Army standards are accepted only after discharge from the clinic. (confirmed by Army Medical Officer)
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PostPosted: 21:56 - 24 Jun 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

I know the RAF won't allow you to be a pilot if you have had laser eye surgery.

Apparently it can be detrimental to your night vision, I will have it done but in 20 years or so, when the longer term issues are found. Thumbs Up.
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PostPosted: 22:46 - 24 Jun 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was speaking to a bloke at work about this video as he has had the proceedure. He hadn't seen the video and had very little idea of what it involved Shocked . He also said he paid extra to prevent the blurred night vision.
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