How many points do you have on your license?

[Bubbs]

... And is there a story behind them?... Also have you ever talked your way out of points?

First Speeding Offence (Got away with it)

Age: 19
Caught by: Local police officer known as "Phantom" in our local area.
Story: I had just installed some Kenwood 4 way 6x9's in my Corsa 1.5 TD, oh yes I was a chav, and was driving about 60mph in a 30. Came over the brow of the hill and spotted him with his speed gun. Slammed on and tried to drive normally with D&B blasting out the car I was bound to get stopped. So decided to floor it the second I passed him (he would have been out of sight), and cut up a country road... Didn't think it through as there were only 2 roads, one was a straight and the other the back road. I thought I'd gotten away until I saw the Volvo T5 catch up to me... "FUCK!!!" ...

Anyway long story short he pulled me, got in his car, started writing the ticket and I started just jabbering on about people I knew etc.. then he said to me hold on are you David the bowlers son??...I said.. yup thats me. I'm the bowler (didn't have a clue what he was on about) and he just tore up the ticket and said don't worry about it. Oh yes.

2nd Speeding Offence (SP30)

Age: 23
Caught by: Speed Camera Van
When: New Years Day

Story: My sister boyfriend was trollied on weed, pills, and lots of alcohol and while walking to the pub, collapsed, and smashed his head against the floor and totally knocked himself out. Got the ambulance and I decided to follow it there. Stayed up with it all the way and got flashed in the process... Bastards.
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Life begins at the end of your comfort zone.

[chris-red]

Can't be bother for a long post,


I have 6

I'm 22

Got 3 at 20 and 3 at 21

Both on the TDM.
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Well, you know what they say. If you want to save the world, you have to push a few old ladies down the stairs.
Skudd:- Perhaps she just thinks you are a window licker and is being nice just in case she becomes another Jill Dando.
WANTED:- Fujinon (Fuji) M42 (Screw on) lenses, let me know if you have anything.

[SamJL]

I have 0 now.

I got 5 for apparently knocking someone off his pedal bike, then leaving the scene of the accident.
He rode in to the side of my car, then I gave him a lift home, so not sure how they worked that one out!

There gone now, as it was about 7 years ago!
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2009 CBR1000RR
2004 KTM 200SX
2004 KTM 65SX

[DrDonnyBrago]

Only been pulled over once, that was on the day I passed my driving test (december i.e. approaching new year and Xmas) when I went out for a night time drive and was stopped and breath tested by coppers for driving too cautiously.

Other than that, no points to date although I may be getting some from a red light camera soon .

[Mr.Everready]

0 points in 23 years.
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the undemocratically unelected mod of the Scottish section

[The Shaggy D.A.]

For the first time since 1992, I'm now clean. Most I had at one point was 9, a mixture of SP30 and SP50. No interesting stories behind them.
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Chances are quite high you are not in my Monkeysphere, and I don't care about you. Don't take it personally.
Currently : Royal Enfield 350 Meteor
Previously : CB100N > CB250RS > XJ900F > GT550 > GPZ750R/1000RX > AJS M16 > R100RT > Bullet 500 > CB500 > LS650P > Bullet Electra X & YBR125 > Bullet 350 "Superstar" & YBR125 Custom > Royal Enfield Classic 500 Despatch Limited Edition (28 of 200) & CB Two-Fifty Nighthawk > ER5

[Doovy]

had 3, 0 now.
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Yamaha RXS 100 > Honda CD 250 > Honda Hornet 600 > Honda CBR 600RR > Yamaha RXS 100 > Kawasaki ZX6R J2 > Yamaha FZ1

[Welshd1k]

2 sp 30's both when i was 18
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Current >Cb600fx hornet, ns125rk90 21.7bhp@wheel<
Sold >,zxr400 h2 (33bhp kit) rd350 n1 rd350 lc2<

[27cows]

None. Never had any points since I got my full license in 1986. Had 4 on my provisional (2x carrying a passenger on L-plates).
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The RXS100: vehicle of choice for Chuck Norris

[The999Kid]

No points... No stories
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[temeluchus]

INS10

8 points
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Some shite cruiser. Now with guns and FREEDOM!

[locked]

SP30 - 3 points when i was 23, get caught in a company car. I am now 25
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on the look out for my next bike....
CBT Passed - 13/09/09 Theroy Passed - 19/12/09 Mod 1 Passed 04/05/10 Mod 2 Passed 14/05/10 - Free to ride ANYTHING!
Motorcycles are perfectly safe as long as you remember they're dangerous.

[Luke_Retrofly]

Been riding for 7 1/2 hears.

A bit fat 0


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Flounced - Long overdue
Fuck you bitch I'm in the top 10 list I can do the what the fuck I want!

[waffles]

None in 10 years
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Theory test - 19/8/09, CBT - 11/10/09, MOD 1 - 16/8/10, MOD 2 - 27/10/10
Past rides Yamaha XT125X, Triumph TT600, Honda XR250
Current rides Suzuki GSXR 600, Honda MSX125

[Paxovasa]

3 points - Sp30 last year.
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Suzuki GSF600 K3 (in the fastest colour, black).

[T1z3R]

none.
had SP30 in the car.
never had anything on the bike.
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duck my sick!

[Serendipity]

Zero now (touch wood)

3 for SP30 in 1994. Snapped by one of the first Gatsos in the country on A4 near Maidenhead. Riding RXS100.

3 for SP50 in 1995. Stopped by traffic car for doing 91mph in a 70 limit. Failed to talk my way out. Riding Diversion 600.

None since then. I have been let off a fair number of times though. My tactic for getting away with it when pulled over is simple. Don’t be a dick. Drop the attitude and give the cops a bit of cheerful respect, even if you have to pretend. It works.
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2007 CBF1000 & 2016 CBF1000F - Commuter heaven | 1994 CBR600FR - Awaiting defibrillation

[AL-]

0

[Acemastr]

zero, got pulled once in my old chavvy saxo for 'going round a roundabout too quickly' (it was a 40 limit, so i did 40 to take the second exit of a big roundabout.. pfft)

None on the YBR in 18months, even though i tried to annoy cops on it (rode through the middle of them in a 2lane one way system doing 35 in a 30, they didn't bother)

nothing on the CBR either, although i can see one coming soon :p
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2017 KTM 350 XC-F - 2014 Yamaha R6 - 2005 Yamaha YZ125
2016 Toyota Tacoma Limited

[Groove]

Ive posted this before. I have to be an angel on the road for a while yet
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|| Past: 1991 Kawasaki ZXR 250 ~ 2003 Honda CBR 600 F Sport ~ 2004 Kawasaki ZX6R B1H 636 ~ 1999 Yamaha R1 ~ 1999 Kawasaki ZX6R J ~ 2004 Kawasaki ZX6R B1H 636 ~ 1998 Honda VTR1000F Firestorm ~ K1 GSXR 600 Track bike ~ K6 GSXR 1000 ~ 2006 Speed Triple 1050 || Current: 2005 R1 https://www.adrucore.co.uk

[yen_powell]

Been clean since 1985, prior to that I had 10 points consisting of;

IN10, 4 points- lent my bike to a mate who got stopped going the wrong way on the M25/M11 slip road. He gave my name and address to the old bill, then after I found out I made him go the police station and confess. I got done because my insurance didn't cover him and had given him permission to ride the bike.

TS10, 3 points- Crossing double white lines.

SP30, 3 points-58mph in a 30 zone.

Been let off loads of stuff since then, including 80mph in a 40 zone (Aspen Way)and 100mph in a 50 zone (A13), age and arse licking has it's benefits.
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Blackmail is a nasty word........but not as nasty as phlegm!
XT1200Z and a DR350 in bits

[Bishbash]

6 1/2 years of riding and nil points but had one of those section 59s for speeding though...Naughty Bishbash!
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My current bikes are - YZF-R1 & GS 500 E

Trackday videos - https://www.youtube.com/user/bishbash13

[supZ]

zip, nowt, nada, nothing. been driving for coming up on 11 years (biking for a year and a half)

got caught speeding twice, both times before i got the bike licence

85 in a 70 on a d/c and 39 in a 30 in my local area that had recently been reduced from a 40 limit road..

served the 1st one (twas about 6yrs ago now) and got speed awareness course for the 2nd

havent had anything on the bike....yet
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CBR954RR - Daily toy
CBR600RR - Trackbike

[Mord]

https://www.jamesbarlow.co.uk/files/Autumn08/Zero.jpg

[ms51ves3]

Nearly 3 years riding, no points and I've never been pulled.