Most badly driven make and model of car?

[stinkwheel]

There's always one that seems to stand out. When you see one up ahead you just KNOW to watch out for them.

Now for me it always used to be maroon volvo estate cars with dog-guards in the back.

Most recently though, the bane of my life have been people driving a Honda Jazz. Either they exclusively sell them to inattentive, incompetant drivers or they handle something like a Model T ford with four flat tyres.

They do 40mph in 60 zones, 20 in 30 zones and 30 on single trackers. They brake hard and erratically approaching minor bends. Do emergency stops for tight bends. They are "creepers" when approaching junctions and the clincher, they brake hard when they notice they are being overtaken.

The driver is usually wearing a hat, which is a sure sign of an incompetant moron.

I overtook no fewer than five of these cars last weekend on my 350 Bullet which has a top speed of 60mph and a 0-60 time somewhere in the region of 20 seconds when fully laden. Anyone I can overtake on a loaded up 350 bullet should have their driving licence revoked.

What sort of car yanks your chain?
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BMW 'X' series of any size around school run time.

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

Mini Metro. Used to be just the Tartan rug ones to look out for.
The last remaining ones are still just as deadly.

Anything with 'TAXI' on it.

Pat
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[Luke_Retrofly]

BIG mercs, you know they look old but they arn't. Them and big BMW's they both act like theyown the road and everyone else should get out of the way.

I always expect them cars to not bother looking.
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VW Sharan
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[spanerman]

Daewoo Matizs


Utter fail

[27cows]

Any Audi, particularly newer ones. WTF is it with the cretins that drive them? They virtually never indicate.
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[Damon]

Anything with this sign


https://johnstacksanders.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/london_met_police_crest.jpg

[c_dug]

I think officialy as a motorcyclist you are more likely to be involved in an accident with a vauxhall corsa than any other car.

To be honest though for me there seems to be no main bad type other than anything with 4 wheels or anything with two wheels less than 12" in diameter!

c_dug
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[Swim41]

Nissan Micra
Nissan Almera
Honda Civic (beloved of both old gimmers and boy racers)
Any low cost 'prestige' car, specifically BMW 1 Series.

Can't decide definatley but I'm leaning towards the Almera. The Jazz is a good contender.
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[The Shaggy D.A.]

Anything with an Audi badge, and the Uber4x4 brigade - the Porsche Cayenne, Volkswagen Touareg, Audi Q7/8 (double twat points on this one), BMW X3/5/7.

[SamJL]

Porsche Cayenne

Iv'e nearly been knocked off by 3 of these. Could have actually been the same car on separate day's, with some psychopathic driver!
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[Alex A]

Nissan Micra (old and new)
Any Daihatsu
Rover 25
Daewoo Matiz
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[Walloper]

Category I.
People who use any wee/small car. Corsa, Ka, Those little Nissan bubble cars and cetera.
The philosphy of the people who buy/steer these petrol fritterers is as follows.

Since:

a) I don't really like driving.
b) I am not a very good driver.
c) I know absolutely fuck all about cars or automotive transportation in general.

I only need a small car.

Category II

Any Hi-End BMW/Mercedes Benz/Top of the range OOOO (Audi)
Steeered by the Wives/Daughters/Girlfrieds of wealthy Indian/Arab gentlemen. These vehicles have all sorts of onboard inteligence controlling the safety management systems of the vehicle except driver selection.

Category III

Any vehicle that carries a 'For Hire' sign or Hackney Licence.

I think I have covered everything there.
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[Irn-Bru]

German cars, Fiat Chic... whatever the fuck they're called , Micras, learner drivers - had one of them stall in my lane head-on when they had to cross it to turn right - enduro brakes are shit and I nearly poo'd myself. Ermmm, Corsas, Saxos etc. cars with 1 litre engines, a loud exhaust and bangin' sound system basically.
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[Walloper]

[c_dug]

Often find the police vans and hatches tend to be driven pretty badly, the saloons tend to be a bit better driven, I guess they're the drivers that are trusted to drive a more expensive car or something, makes sence.

c_dug
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[dodgydog]

Saab

Volvo, specially older ones

Police "panda cars". not traffic cops

last time a copper pulled out on me at a roundabout, I managed to stop and the arse never even looked at me, he just sat there, staring straight forward till I went around him. fuckwit


Dog
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[waffles]

Micras and pt cruisers, they never seem to be able to get anywhere near the speed limit and brake for everything coming the other way regardless of which side of the white lines it is. And the wazzock down the end of the road who drives a clapped out ford transit with the cracked front bumper and no indicators who often parks with a small hike back to the curb. It must be the lack of indicator/bumper combo that makes him an idiot, the other guy who drives a transit parks millimeters away from the curb.


Anything that looks like an SUV that is shiny especially Range Rovers and X5's.
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[Nai]

Audi's and BMW's for me. Anything bigger than a pebble on the school run too. Because ya have 2 children you don't need a 4x4 or people carrier you cant see over the dash of....

[mistergixer]

[c_dug]

In fairness the times I have had to beep the police they have normaly put a hand up and said sorry

Two times I am thinking of is when they have tried to move into me without checking blindspots.

c_dug
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[Sam_Y_93]

Well in the last week or two I've had a Bimmer 5 series and a Mercedes E class overtake me in dangerous positions in a 30.
Oh and anything left hand drive or with a foreign plate
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