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I got stopped 2 or 3 times a week every week. Because I had a nickable bike (KMX 125) and my shift co-incided with chucking out time at the local pubs. I thought this would stop when I lost my L plates, and it didn't. Changing bikes seemed to though.
Never been stopped much since, bar a couple of times when I was actually doing something warranting a ticking off.  |
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Its a pretty 'Random' occurrence.
These days they're not allowed to 'Hassle' you like they did when I was a teen-ager; but that was back in the days when the provincial 'turbnip-tops' used to watch 'The Sweenie' as an instructional program!
Bit different these days, they have codes of conduct, guidelines and lessons in 'how to talk to the public'... aparently 'Oi Sonny, your NICKED' is a 'banned' phrase!
Used to get iot a lot when I were a lad though!
Mind, did rather...err... pig-off one of the village coppas!
Back then, it wasn't illegal to ride on waste ground.... well it was, but unless the land-owner made a complaint, they couldn't do much, and even then, it came under 'trespass' and the best they could do was ask you to move along......
Which was when they'd do you.... having told you to move along, they'd nick you as soon as you touched tyre to public highway....
Becouse of course we weren't old enough to ride on the roads, or have bikes that had such niceties as tax, insurance, MOT, or brakes!
I was riding my comp-trials bike about on a bit of waste land near my grans; got the 'Move along sonny' bit from Sean of the Dead shaded sweenie wannabee.....
asked "Why?"
"Cos I bludy told you to, THATS why!"
"Have you recieved a complaint, officer?"
(I was about forteen!)
"Now dont give me none of that, OPPIT"
"Well if you haven't recieved a complaint, officer, I dont see any reason why I NEED to"
"Look, I'll be coming back this way in ten minutes, if your still here I'll have you down the station!"
"Really officer? On what charge?"
"Look, just PISS off home, and take that bike with you"
So I rode off. Spotted the 'jam-sandwich' pull off and park up a lane opposite my grand, WAITING for me to ride the bike back to the house......
So I didn't.
I pushed it the 30yds or so up the footpath.
But THEN I had to cross the road......
Squeel of tyre spin, sideways Cortina, squeel of brakes...
Door fly's open....
"Right Sonny Your NICKED!" (told you, Sweenie, they had it word for word, complete with stunt driving manouveres!... wheel-spin, sideways slew, AND screach to a halt ALL in teh space of 50yaards.... think he must have got that one from the Proffessionals..... probably spent off duty time practicing in his wife's Alegro!)
"What seems to be the problem Officer?"
"YOU! Your NICKED!"
"What for officer?"
He pointed at the bike.
I looked at the bike, looked at him, in feined puzzlement
"Sorry Officer, AM I doing something wrong?"
"Thought you were clever pushing it up the pavement, didn't you... but your on the ROAD now sonny..... Tax? MOT, Insurance, lets 'av-em then!"
"Sorry officer, I dont know what you mean?"
"alright, smart arse, Road Traffic Act, ANY motor-vehicle, on the public highway HAS to 'av Tax, Insurance & if applicable... an MOT, and you ent gone nun, 'av you?"
"No Officer, I dont..... but this isn't a motor-vehicle"
Copper paused a moment, looked at the bike.
It was a comp-trials bike. Looked like a regular motorbike, but didn't have any lights or anything, being a comper.
It DID, when I bought it, though have a number-plate and a just expired 'Day-Light' MOT, but without the Reg-Plate, he'd have had a heck of a job cheking it was on DVLA data-base (before the days of the PNC and radio links!) And he'd have had to do it from finding the frame number, hidden under the plastic on the front and a lot of mud! So I was REASONABLY confident I could 'Blag' this one... and I'd already figured he wasn't the brightest copper in the piggy-bank!
"What you mean!" laugh "Just seen you beedin ridin' the ruddy thing!"
"Ah, YES, officer. Of course. But THIS is an 'Agricultural Impliment, NOT a motor-vehicle"
"Same Bludy Difference. Got an engine, turns the wheels"
"Ah, well, officer, I think that you'll fine there IS a difference, an 'agricultural vehicle, used within the proximity of the farm, does NOT require tax or MOT, and besides, THIS piece of 'agricultural machinary, does NOT, have the capability to be self propelled."
"DONT get Smart with ME sonny, I'm a Coppa, I THINK I might just know a thing or two about the law, dont you?"
"I think that we are discovering the answer to that one Officer, but anyway..... there is no mechanism for drive between the engine and the wheels. This is as much a motorvehicle as a wheel-barrow or lawn-mower... would I need tax or MOT or insurance if I was pushing a wheel-barrow, officer?"
"Course you bludy wouldn't, but THAT ent a wheel-barrow, its a MOTORBIKE!"
"Only if it can drive the wheels officer, and it cant."
I pointed to the rear wheel, where I had slipped the drive chain, AND removed it.
He looked at the space where the chain should have been for a few moments...... then at me...... then back at the chain.... or lack there-of.....
"Ok, smart-arse... where is it?"
"Where's what, Officer?"
"The Chain, in your pocket is it? Still got it, so it has the capability to be driven, so its a motorbike, no argumen about it"
"I wouldn't know officer, I seem to have lost it...... may I cross the road with my wheel-barrow now?"
"No you bludy can't! wheres that chain? I'll search you if I have to!"
"Oh! OK. Buit you do realise you need Just Cause, officer, and you've realised I AM a minor, so you'll have to take me to the station and call for a responsibel adult before you can search OR question me....... and what would you like me to do with the wheel-barrow, before we leave.... I can HARDLY leave it here on the pavement, can I.... "
"Alright Smar-Arse, I ent got time for all this shit, piss off home and dont let me catch you again, or you wont be so lucky!"
Tried solidly for four and ahalf years to nick me that bobby! Never bludy did! He ALMOST did it two years later.... but THAT'S another story!
When I was at Uni, I used to get stopped a lot. AR125 on 'L's normally though for having a blown tail-lamp bulb! For some reason it seemed to eat them.
If you dont ride in a way thatdraws attension though, or have a bike that looks like it needs some, they tend to leave you alone.
https://s178.photobucket.com/albums/w269/teflons-torque/030_013_BlackDog/DAWG_01.jpg
That was what my current bike looked like about five years ago when I first went and got it.
Think I was stopped about three times in a week! All with the same question, "What we got here then? This thing taxed?"
https://s178.photobucket.com/albums/w269/teflons-torque/030_013_BlackDog/DAWG_02.jpg
Two weeks later, and not a tug since! |
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5 years of biking, and never been pulled.
19 years previous to that on 4 wheels, and only ever been pulled twice for random spot checks ____________________ 1st bike (Sept'06 - May'10) : 1991 GPZ500S / Current bike (since Nov 2009) : 2003 Suzuki Bandit 600N
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Been pulled twice? Once my RS50 doing 36mph in a 30 zone at about 11pm.
Apparently a lot of them had been 'nicked' recently? (Are there that many 2005 RS50s around? .)
Told me to slow down a bit and sent me on my way.
Second time was just to check I was the owner of the bike! . ____________________ "Four wheels move the body, two wheels move the soul."
Current Vehicles: '89 Kawasaki KDX200, '99 Yamaha XV535, '00 Honda ST1100 Pan-European, '08 Suzuki GSX-R1000, '08 Mitsubishi Lancer GS4 2.0 TDCi, '15 BMW 1 Series 116d Sport Turbo.
CBT: 27/08/08. Theory: 04/09/09. Module 1: 16/09/09. Module 2: 01/10/09. |
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Pulled over once when first passed my CBT, bout a fortnight after passing actually. apparently some cock on a similar bike had been throwing golf balls at passing cars i was pulled over and met with "i've pulled you over for the damage you've caused to this lady's car" to which my reply was (probably wasn't the best thing to say) "erm... i don't think so like, innocent until proven guilty? i've just left the house!" and the stupid cow who was "victimised" didn't even realise that i was a completely different person on a different bike with a bright blue helmet (only one in the area, and a noticable feature) and she then proceeded to try and have an argument with me! the cheek of it! she got something along the lines of "here, it wasn't me like, look at the bit, clothes, helmet, and don't talk to me like shit when i'm innocent" at which point she was ferried back to her car to calm down by the copper. after a quick insurance check etc. they decided to let me go because they had CCTV evidence of it happening, that relieved me A LOT. "phew, they'll have a much harder job stitching me up when they have to hide some evidence" anyway, that was over a year ago and i've never been stopped since even with L's. although i'm riding a cruiser style 125 now, so don't expect to be noticed too much. sorry for the life story, second post on these forums and both of them have been bloody massive  |
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I've never been stopped I guess I've never given coppers any excuse to stop me. But also maybe because Northamptonshire Police is fairly sensible and they don't stop people for no reason  |
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| Mr Dunkable wrote: | Got off the bike, took the helmet off, handed him the license, called him officer, never admitted ANYTHING and just mentioned that i was concentratng on watching the road as it's a friday night near closing time at the pubs and anyone could stumble out onto the road rather than looking down at my speedo...
He just said that if someone fell out and i couldn't avoid them, that'd be me... and he would be the one scraping me off the road.
So he told me to keep to the speed limit, and make sure i didn't do it again.
the second time i followed the same drill, apart from the friday night bit.
Just got to be polite, if you make their job easier they'll make it easier for you.
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That is a thing of beauty and has been committed to my aging memory just in case a line like that is needed.
Nearly stopped yesterday. I have to drive through the A419 (affectionatley known as birdlip, glos) every frigging day some lorry will break down on the main single carriageway, instead of pulling off at a side road if they know they can't make the hill.
Anyway, i decided to filter on the left mini hard shoulder of the static traffic in front of me as whitelining the middle is just too dangerous on this road. I've seen bikers before do this on this particular stretch and thought nothing of it.
Got to the back of the foremost lorry and got waved thorugh by the fuzz, luckily.
It was only when i chatted to a friend about this that he said this was illegal (using hard shoulder) to which i responded that none of this was covered in my CBT, if i was to get pulled that day this would have been my excuse as i was none the wiser. |
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I have been stopped twice, once in car: was on my way back home after the specialist advanced driving course. He asked why I was weaving all over the road, I showed my fancy new certificate and advised I was just practicing the " make full use of the road space available" point( the road was empty except for the two of us). He said okay and let me off. After checking I handnt been drinking.
On the bike, for what I thought was no reason. Said he wanted to see my licence, so I showed him and we then went into debate on Zimbabwean to British licence transfer. It was a long discussion, I was polite and said I had already complained to DVLA as I did have 2 wheels when I arrived in the UK, but it was removed after my last house move. DVLA said they no longer recognised the Zim bit, but If I sent in my Zim licence they would reinstate it. Anyway, that aint gonna happen, cos my Zim licence probably does not exist any more and they are not likley to issue a duplicate.
He let me off and I am on 2 wheels every day now, with CBT only. ____________________ I love classic merc's but bikes take up less space.
Current ride is a Yamaha YB 100 and I love it! Oooow and now a running GPZ400R!
Next stop, Direct Access hopefully by the end of summer. |
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 16 years, 93 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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