Significant others....

[The999Kid]

Or lack thereof...

Just so I stop being alone in my moping about singledom, post what annoys you most about your other half/singledom.
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[Skudd]

She is still breathing.
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[Ariel Badger]

I enjoy being single most of the time. Women make too much fuss about things like getting injured on bikes. The way I ride means that crashing is an inevitability and if I was in a relationship they would try to stop me doing what I love.
saying that I love female company, it is just that I do not want to live with one.
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[yen_powell]

[Tonka]

[J0Al1]

Not had one (proper one) for 5.5 years. I'm used to it now, it's the norm, I like my space

Get envious/lonely at times, but the way I see it is that I can look forward to meeting someone worthwhile


I've got a mate (male) he just hops from one to another relationship. He is my age (33yrs) and has never had a moment alone since he was a teen. If he is in a problem relationship he has affairs and only moves on when he meets a new girl to start a new relationship up with. I wont criticise, but I think it's good to spend time on your own.

[Flip]

When I ask something and she says "...I told you...". No you didn't.

E.g. I ask where something is.

"It's in the drawer, I told you that before".

Did you fuck!

"Yes I did, you just don't listen to me".

AARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH FFS!

[colin1]

The only thing worse than being single, is being in a bad relationship.

I miss the company, quiet companionship aswell as sex and affection.

I don't miss having to deal with someone else wanting different things and maybe trying to pressure me into doing what they want.
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[panrider_uk]

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

OT.

Fell on my feet with this 1.
Only downside is she doesn't enjoy riding bikes....really happy to go pillion tho

Funny thing is, i was enjoying my singledom at the time....Yer just never know what's around the corner.
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[silky666]

Mrs Silky is a good find ... I am definitely batting well above my average (or whatever they say) .... and of course she puts up with me which, as I am sure you can imagine, is quite a trial.

However, the following really fu*ks me off.

1) She has never said 'sorry'. Not in the 15 yrs I have known her.
If she is forced to apologise, then she does it like some stroppy 8yr old child (which is not a proper 'sorry' in my book).
This angers me.

2) She sucks her thumb all the time ... and when she speaks she doesnt take it out and simply does a 'wet mumble'.
I am then expected to have understood her instruction.
This simply annoys me.

3) If she needs to reply with a 'yes' or a 'no' ... she does not use her vocal chords ... instead relying on nodding or shaking of the head.
Again, I am meant to be able to detect this when I ask her a question and she is not in direct line of sight.
This I find rude.

basically, she is a shi*t communicator.
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[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

......A few things have sprung to mind wanker
She likes to recycle and creates little piles of cardboard/paper everywhere, without ever putting the bloody things out for the wagon.

She likes sweets (anything that comes in a packet) she doesn't like putting her wrappers in the bin tho.

The washing machine should have 2 doors. 1 for clothes in and t'other for taking them out. That way it can run for 24hrs without bloody stopping.

She also uses the washing machine for her horse rugs. WTF wanker !

I get back by washing my *cycle parts in the dishwasher

She has more boots/shoes than i have CDs. And i have a comprehensive collection.....That i keep in a cupboard...NOT all around the bloody house.

[deep breath]
I'm stopping now or i'll end up booting her out.


Pat
*Rearsets came up lovely
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[Frost]

I get a bit down about being single every now and then, but i have a solution. I go and see my mate paul. His girlfriend is the most demanding high maintanence bitch you will ever meet. He loves her to bits but she is slowly destroying his life. He now has a flat the costs him a fortune just because she wanted one with a balcony, and a garden, near the shops etc etc. He works his ass off all day to pay for it while she sits at home. She was planning to go back to uni but 'oh well, maybe next year'. Every minute of his life sounds like this:

"Paul! i want a sandwich!
Jesus, close the fucking window!
Where's my SANDWICH?!
I NEED A FUCKING DRINK!
FUCKS SAKE PAUL.
PAUL. WANT A CHOCOLATE BAR."

She spends all day watching the worst shit ever on TV, usually big brother and MTV bass and MUST sing along to every irritating song as loud as she possibly can. She goes out about 5 nights a week and gets massively pissed, violent and abusive. Obviously he then has to nurse her the next day.

The only problem with using her to make me feel better off single, is that it's slowly making me hate all women as eventually i see flashes of her in most of them.

[Flip]

[hellkat]

If there was ever a candidate for an unpleasantly surprising tits/garry interface, I think its your mate Paul's girlfriend.

What a fuckin bitch.
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[supZ]

[Flip]

[WildGoose]

Before we get started, I am at least four times as difficult to live with as anything I could possibly come up with about her, though I will not give her the satisfaction of telling her so to her face, though she knows of course.

Anyone who can put up with me, my depression, insomnia, porn addiction, cynicism and general distrust of the human race, is lining up for karma or medals in the next life.

1) She is incapable of keeping a vehicle clean.

2) Tends to forget to change out the empty loo roll, and when she does it is the wrong way round.

3) Washes up but doesn't put away.

4) Anywhere there is a space, will shortly be filled with crap that "will be sorted next week" but never is.

5) Likes to converse at times that I really cannot cope with i.e. middle of the night, or very early AM coming off shift.

6) Cannot be still, must be doing. Whereas I will happily sleep for eternity she is one of those "life is too short" types, so cannot ever be satisfied with how much there is to do with such little time.

7) Rarely accepts my advice (Mechanical or otherwise) about anything until after the fact or until she has sought other opinions. I am often worth listening to, though not always, so I can hardly blame her.

She isn't perfect, but is a long way ahead of me, and I haven't met many that I have as much respect for as her. She is more than a match for me at the best of times.

She does well to tolerate my superiority complex that I tend to give off to those I am too comfortable with. Though I strongly suspect she know exactly how to deal with me. A stubborn soul.

She has a nice bottom as well, on the rare occasions we are deemed lucky enough to see it.
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[hellkat]

I hate not having someone here when I am upset (increasingly more often, I'm *extremely* insecure and emo lately).

If I am being weepy and pathetically female, I miss having a fulltime live-in bloke who will pat me on the back and tell me it will all be okay, even if he has NO IDEA what to do to help me solve my dilemmas.

But I do like being able to walk around the house in just a t-shirt with no pants on.

The Beefcake is lovely.
I'm sure there are plenty of things I will be able to have a moan about (he reassures me that there are)

But he's not quite in a position to make an honest woman of me at present. Which is probably the most irritating thing about him. Apart from that, the sun shines out of his extremely gropable arse.
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Flip]

[WildGoose]

You can have her if you want.

There are a lot more than 7, but if she made a list about me we would probably need to upgrade server hosting.
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So in other words, he stopped you for being flagrantly in posession of a motorcycle in direct contravention of the Hippies, Darkies and People Whose Face I Don't Like The Look of (Police Powers) Act. 1976

[Flip]

I've written on her FB wall. That'll frighten her.

[Phoenix]

I'm single, picky and difficult, I like my own space and freedom too much still. I'm not someone who has to flit from meaningless relationship to relationship and would much rather spend time alone between worthwhile ones. Done the whole sitting in relationship going nowhere or riddled with issues and addressed it, although it took me a while, won't make the same mistake again. Still every relationship is going to have a bloody long list of grievances and so I'll probably remain forever single, or i'll get to that elusive point where I can see past them

[silky666]

4) She is very bad at waking up.
Weekends we are lucky to see her before 9am .... and then she takes a good hour before words come out and she stops scowling.

Myself - I ride at 5.30 or 6am latest ... and once I am awake, I am awake (could ride a bike quite safely within 30 seconds of waking up) ... and of course I rise in a pleasant and chatty mood.
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Gaffa tape is like "the force" - it has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

[Tonka]