I just

[The999Kid]

Reached a major milestone in my life

Parents now know! i dropped a few hints while watching a re run of Sunday's X-factor when Diva Fever were on stage.

Conversation went like this:

Mum: oh I've seen these on the previews
Me: do you reckon they're a couple
Mum: yeah they've got that chemistry between them... as long as they don't kiss on stage.. that'd make me throw up seeing that
Me: its not that bad...

* 5 minutes passes*

Mum: They're really camp... but absolutely hilarious
Me: They're not camp... I've seen guys a lot camper than that in gay clubs!
Mum: Why would you be in gay clubs...?
Me: *knowing look* what other possible reasons would make me go to gay clubs?
Mum: Yeah OK then, just don't think your bringing guys back to the house... they wont get past the front door!
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[ian789]

[Frost]

Fool!

You should have told them you had a girlfriend and everything, then guys staying over could just have been mates who missed the last bus.


...who you then had a late night wrestling competition with...


...you won, go you

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[The999Kid]

[The999Kid]

Double post
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NDB 19/10/1989 - 1/11/2010 |Nowhere.Elyseum wrote: I get the distinct feeling that Tim should be our secret weapon for future trolling. I don't know many people that can rip the piss in Iambic pentameter

[The999Kid]

[D O G]

Well done, can't help but feeling a bit sorry for you when your parents have that sort of attitude. Can't have made it easy.

[The999Kid]

[number_two]

Could have been worse, my brother got chucked out for three weeks! And that rule they said about no guys in the house applies to my bro too... Seems a pretty standard (harsh) rule set by parents.

[The Original Muzza]

Does the no guys thing extend to straight friends? I was round at a gay mates flat waiting for him to get changed once and decided to read what was on the table.
Turned out to be Gay Times magazine (how was I supposed to know what GT stood for!). I was too engrossed in the article about straight actors playing gays on TV that I didn't think twice of what his quite fit female flatmate looking in and saying hi must have assumed.
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[warped one]

Good for you.
Even though I? always though you were openly gay.

Muzza is this you starting to come out aswel?
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[number_two]

[pa_broon74]

Be prepared for some selective amnesia from your parents in the future.

I told my Dad and he seemed to take it in but keeps dropping hints about a female in the office who I sit beside. Same with my mum, she keeps asking when I'm going to get a girlfriend; I've given up.

I can relate to being underwhelmed though, it seems the only person (among myself and friends) who ended up having a problem with it was me, they were all a bit 'meh' when I mentioned it.

And yes, I recall the 21yo girl I shared a flat with a few years ago, her name was Cara, blonde, pleasing to the eye and a total pain the the fucking neck; never again.


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[The Original Muzza]

[potato]

This thread's gay.
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[The Original Muzza]

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

Glad you're out....Shame you can't shake it all about.

TBH I too would dislike the sound of bollock slapping against bollock whilst trying to finish off another Agatha Christie.


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[L4Isoside]

Wait so how many gay people are on BCF? I had no idea

And are you sure they took you seriously? I know my family would be like "riiight" and just think im kidding or something.

[GhostRider]

[FURBAR]

So after many months of sexual hints and points .. Broony finally admits he likes it up the bum ...
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[locked]

great stuff mate
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[yen_powell]

if your mum is anything like my mum, she was talking about something else and hasn't realised what you actually meant.

Or is she from Belfast?

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