Biking your way onto TV

[pinkyfloyd]

[G]

that's probably because you didn't buy enough, order thrice as much this time!

[Gone]

Is this about some sort of 'entertainment'? You expect people to make total prats of themselves on TV just so they can say they've 'been on the telly'?

As someone who worked for the BBC when we made decent TV, I say 'go fuck yourself'.

[pits]

Television at it's best would be
Chav Safari- A group of contestants who have been wronged by chavs are giving 24 hours to build a safari vehicle which can withstand attacks from council estate savages, they would be given all the tools and help to build said vehicle, and preferably Land Rover would supply some Defenders for kitting out, and Triumph providing scout vehicles, these would be ridden through deprived areas to lure the chavs towards "the shiny shiny" (bikes) at which point A-team style an armoured assault vehicle would appear and the hunt is on, sort of The Running Man Vs Zulu Vs Safari.

The best part is that there would be no losers or anyway to lose, the team to rack up the most kill...points will be trained in GSG9 camp, upon returning they will raid what is left of the estate they decimated, all belongings of worth given to charity, this would then be followed by the finale I would call "The dozing" where a team of Killdozers ala Marvin Heymeer would flatten the estate to the ground, driving what is left into the sea.

Now that would be television at its best, could name it Contamination Relocation or Domination Relocation, This old pile of weapons and assault vehicles with Steve and Norm, You're a chav lets get you out of here.

[pinkyfloyd]

[Ste]

Can Channel 4 Relocation help find a new home for me and my cat?

[The Shaggy D.A.]

Only on Jeremy Kyle when he runs the "Help! My boyfriend is Ginger!" special.
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[silky666]

[Astridax]

Mods may have to RELOCATE this thread to the spam section. Make one if it doesn't exist. Oh dear my terrible humour.

[Andy C]

I love relocation, def wana be on that program in a few years when me and the GF are ready to move.

Would have to have a garage and workshop area with the house! Never understand people that dont have a problem not having a garage!
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[Rogerborg]

This is a great opportunity for anyone who enjoys being bossed around like a meat puppet, treated like a turd on the director's boot, and made to look like a total twat or monger by selective editing. Go in with open eyes.

[ollieholt]

[G]

Pah, you yoof get loads of 'extras'!... up to 26 years old for some reason there's quite a few people that will give you money, general help, cheap stuff etc.

Oh and being bald is one of the few things I've got going for me... can play the 'troubled thug', or 'cancer patient' .

[ollieholt]

i wish to know of these people who will give me monies! ive never had a handout, where do i get them? no you see the government doesnt think im as worthy as a a somalian gay/lesbian wheelchair using hook handed muslim clerical assistant. i dont get nearly the same treatment.

your right though G yours and my demographic is the most dicriminated against, difference is it doesnt keep me awake a night and doesnt make me want to call every person a racist at teh slightest comment unlike most of society who think that it is a cardinal sin to offend someone, when did that start btw? this whole people arent allowed to be offended lark? boy bands offend me, i dont ask for them to be banned pun not intended.
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[ollieholt]

??? i could actually do with a handout lol
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https://opcug.ca/public/reviews/Graphics/monty_python_spam2.jpg

Which has less spam - the OP's post, spam egg sausage and spam, egg bacon spam and sausage, or Lobster Thermidor au Crevette with a Mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam?
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