How will my holiday go???

[warped one]

Right i'm off on holiday to Tallinn (Estonia) tomorrow with the ex. This was all planned whilst we were together and we only split on Sunday.

So how do you think my holiday will go?

A - Be amazing get back with her all will be rosey,
B - Absolute disaster, you'll be left on your own whilst she goes partying,
C - You'll be butchered in a premeditated plan with some of her Russian mates,
D - I wouldn't go it is a trap,
E - You'll be sold like in Hostel,

PLACE YOUR BETS!!
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[Ariel Badger]

Learn the expression " Idti na Hui" it is a Russian term of endearment.
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[N cee thirty]

miss your plane,then get on the wrong one..

end up in deep russian territory where you get raped by wild bears


i wonder how close i'll be
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[krytenboog]

Hoping for A, betting for E

[colin1]

B - Absolute disaster, you'll be left on your own whilst she goes partying,

You may speak a bit of Estonian, but when you sit there for hours on end with her and her mates not understanding a word, you will start wondering what your mates are up to back home, and wondering why you thought it was a good idea to go on holiday with your ex as friends, when you never really wanted her for friendship really.

Remember the good times, and dont try to revive the rship, or if you do, wait till she comes back to England.
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[map]

I missed the option of lots of gratuitous sex including three and foursomes.

Or is that just wishful thinking.

"We can still be friends" is the most soulcrushing statement that can ever be uttered.
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[plugger147]

Where's the option of you being on video with her brother sucking you off???
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[colin1]

Often, "we can still be friends" is actually "it's over but please don't hate me" with the supposed friendship fizzling out rather quickly.

However we on bcf do not actually know how things were with you and your woman, so trusting our opinions may be a good idea. I know really you dont care what we think, and just want to follow all the latest installments, and we will listen with pleasure.
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[Pernig]

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[bazza]

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[warped one]

James I know exactly what you are saying if Kristian and Mayliss are anything to go by they will take anything that has a pulse and if not the will rag it until it does.

I am for the first time in my adult life scared of the future.

The next installement of the Warped will be.

I'm strapped to a dentist chair the guy who just removed my liver has gone out the room, please come save me.
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amnesia - Never in the history of usernames has one been more accurate. Warped indeed. You sir are a fecking oddball.

[Fisty]

With any luck the estonian mafia will cut your hands off so you cant type anymore inane piffle.

who won the bet on how long the engagement would last?
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[warped one]

not sure but it is over by the looks of thinks.
And who would BCF have to consider thier life normal without me?
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amnesia - Never in the history of usernames has one been more accurate. Warped indeed. You sir are a fecking oddball.

[Phoenix]

F. You'll wake up dribbling and strapped to a gurney realising that for the last few years nothing but your imagination ever left the confines of your padded cell.

[Dazbo666]

[nowhere.elysium]

[Dragonfly]

There will be another "mix up" with gender of a woman you meet in a club. I predict she will be a giver so it will give the game away this time for you and you will enjoy it.

you will loose your booze money also on a night out. Eat something dodgy that will be working its way down your intestines like a 747 while your sat on a train with no toilet or ass muscle control. Wear a nappy. Try to look and remain calm.

you will get locked out of your hotel room but will have to bunk up with that lady boy just for one night no biggie. (lady boy has a biggie still by the way).

I see a hostess that will like your charm on the plane to, she is a she! winner. But when you are also still suffering the bowels from hell you dont make it to the loo as theres a que and she goes right off you while you are send to the hostess section to clean yourself up. Bummer (no pun intended).

Yours
The psychic Dragonfly.

Edit: typo I did not predict.
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[Raffles]

[swiftb]

Please please be E

[Clanger]

[warped one]

[warped one]

Ermm my flight is boarding now. So soon.
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amnesia - Never in the history of usernames has one been more accurate. Warped indeed. You sir are a fecking oddball.

[dodsi]

How will your holiday go?

Well with a bit of luck your plane will have engine troubles and crash.

[warped one]

Unfortuately your abit late withyour guess. I'm already back in London. And in true warped style shit has hit the fan.

Maria's bank cards along with our room reservation andtrain tickets fortomorrow are roughly 1200 mile away. What a plank.
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[bacon]