Revenge, a dish best served dark and wet?

[Feasty]

This happens to me from time to time but this morning just took the biscuit!!

I was on the motorway on the way to work behind this car in the fast lane waiting to overtake him. He then decided to clean his windscreen with a nice long soaking, on top of this one of his nozzles was clearly pointing up in the air and not going anywhere near his windscreen! Cue me getting a visor and jacket full of strong car windscreen soap.
He MUST have been aware of me behind him, but obviously didn't think of anyone else but himself - idiot! I had to wipe the sodding mess off my visor before undertaking him and making it clear how I felt about this...

So... revenge for any future issues I have =

1x Switch to fit on the handlebars
1x 12v water pump wired to the battery and switch
1x small water tight tank to fit under bike seat filled with dark coloured water (maybe ink added!) - only joking there!
2x length of piping leading from the tank, through the pump and fixed into small holes out the back of the fairing with the outlets pointing at a slight upwards angle.

Can't be that hard to achieve surely!?


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[pinkyfloyd]

Why not fill it with brake fluid and ruin the bastards paint job?
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[Paxovasa]

Or you could leave a sensible gap from the vehicle in front, especially at motorway speeds
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[Barry_M2]

1) There is no such thing as a fast lane.

2) Dont ride so close in future.

There you go, sorted.
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[MarJay]

If you want to learn how to end up a permanent fixture in the rear of a Mondeo, then talk to Feasty.
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[2wheelsteve]

Yeah Ive heard of this device before but using light oil !!!, paint stripper is good and to those who say keep your distance, didnt you say you were about to do an overtake
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[Bendy]

Getting squirted by someone's wash/wipe troubled you so much that you had to come home and post about it?

I forsee a lifetime of ulcers for this one.

[Wafer_Thin_Ham]

[Paxovasa]

[Feasty]

Lol stop it stop it!!!

You're all making me laugh so much I'll have a seizure in a minute!
Geez, I don't think I've ever seen so many high horses in BCF before. Especially all taking the same jumps to conclusions too!

Why on earth would you assume I was tailgating and trying to force a car to move over just because I said I was in the fast lane waiting to overtake!? Oh, and it is called a fast lane - because I've just called it a fast lane thank you. If you can't cope with the struggle of converting 'fast lane' to 'overtaking lane' in your little mind then I feel sorry for you I really do.

Okay, to add to this scenario:
I was at least 3 car lengths away from the car in front if not more, he was overtaking traffic in the middle lane as was I, there was then going to be a large gap after this in which he could move over to let me pass. He chose not too, instead he cleared his windscreen whilst remaining in the fast lane. I slowly closed the gap still expecting him to move over, he didn't. So I did the terrible thing no other biker has ever attempted to do before and undertook him.
In the past I've come across several postings in BCF from annoyed bikers because cars have inadvertantly sprayed them with screen wash, so I know I'm not the only one. And that stuff travels further than think you know, especially with a nozzle pointing upwards. If I'd been tailgaiting him it probably would have completely missed me... now there's an idea!
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Previous: Aprilia Habana Retro 50cc (beauty), Yamaha SR125 (fell apart), Honda XR125 (nippy little commuter), Honda SLR650 (Geewhizz), Yamaha Diversion 900S (Smoooooth) written off courtesy of a stupid escaped horse.
(7 year gap), BMW F650 (Relaxing ride). Aprilia Caponord ETV1000 (Big and bold). Yamaha FZS600 (got me in trouble too quick!).
Current: Yamaha TDM 900 (Comfy, light but big, power when needed).

[Feasty]

[The Shaggy D.A.]

[MarJay]

Hold on a sec... Feasty, you're suggesting potentially causing an accident by firing a harmful substance at a car driver - be it ink or brake fluid or paint stripper - and yet you have the brass neck to rate our posts down?

You've got issues. Seriously mate, you've got issues.

If you think you're so 'above' car drivers that you can intentionally damage their vehicles and/or cause an accident then you really need to have a good long hard think about your position as a motorcyclist.

Its called being 'holier than thou' and most of us grew out of it when we were seventeen.

The guy who squirted you, I'm sure he didn't do it on purpose. I'm sure it annoyed him as much as it annoyed you that the washer fluid didn't end up on his windscreen. You just need to remember that some people aren't that practical, and won't go to any effort to make sure the washer jets on their car point the right way. Its not that they are out to get you, its just a slight mechanical ineptitude.

If you can justify destroying a cars paintjob on the grounds of a minor mechanical ineptitude, then I'd say you need to go and see a psychiatrist.
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[chris-red]

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[Paxovasa]

[chris-red]

[Bendy]

I got slightly irritated by reading this thread, I'm going to mustard gas Feasty's home, workplace and favourite pub.

[2wheelsteve]

To be absolutely honest here, we are always complaining the cars dont see us, but when it suits us we say he did see me and tried to fuck me up, truth be said he probably didnt know you were there. little bit more here.
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[MarJay]

[Paxovasa]

One thing for sure, they need to grow up.

Because we don't agree then give negative ratings
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[chris-red]

[Feasty]

Lol, dear me. Obviously the wrong time of month for some of you!

I am seriously disappointed though in your inabilities to forsee a thread full of tongue-in-cheek and purposely over the top reaction to a slight annoyance.
Never mind, just don't fall off those horses of yours and you'll be fine!
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Previous: Aprilia Habana Retro 50cc (beauty), Yamaha SR125 (fell apart), Honda XR125 (nippy little commuter), Honda SLR650 (Geewhizz), Yamaha Diversion 900S (Smoooooth) written off courtesy of a stupid escaped horse.
(7 year gap), BMW F650 (Relaxing ride). Aprilia Caponord ETV1000 (Big and bold). Yamaha FZS600 (got me in trouble too quick!).
Current: Yamaha TDM 900 (Comfy, light but big, power when needed).

[MarJay]

[Feasty]