Nice bruise for the week: Update new bike crash bruising!

[slyrob]

EDIT: new pics bottom of the page

Picked up a hamstring injury playing football couple of weeks ago, last week I decided that although I was not able to run, a stint in goal wouldn't do any harm..........
https://i878.photobucket.com/albums/ab349/slyrob/3620f8c0.jpg
tis now slowly moving down my leg and going a more brown/green/yellow tint rather than the initial black/purple look.
not particularly painful but looks nice, anyone else pick up a nice bruise this week?
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[Wafer_Thin_Ham]

Cut it off before it goes any further!!!
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[_Will_]

A return to Muay Thai after 6 months and starting mma ensures I will have bruises for the foreseeable future.
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[Mr Hammers]

[lihp]

I don't have the funds to carry on training and fighting in Muay Thai, mainly because of bikes

[doggone]

These leg bruises can have you limping for weeks.
Had a deep thigh bruise didn't look bigger than a tennis ball and seemed trivial at first, but slowly the muscle tightened up and could hardly bend my knee for a month - no biking.

[SirEdward]

By the looks of things, I'd say you're playing football with 900 lb gorillas.
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[slyrob]

South east London Sunday league!!
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Pitslayer wrote "it could be Ndubz.....ruining this once great place with donkey gobbling loafer knobbing "music".
silky666 wrote "In my eyes, when you shake cocks with the devil, you may as well go for the full reach around"
Villers wrote "as reliable as a ginger stepchild on smack"

[slyrob]

quick update, its now spread down my leg to my calf, cant wait to have green feet!
https://i878.photobucket.com/albums/ab349/slyrob/a3f00f8f.jpg
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Pitslayer wrote "it could be Ndubz.....ruining this once great place with donkey gobbling loafer knobbing "music".
silky666 wrote "In my eyes, when you shake cocks with the devil, you may as well go for the full reach around"
Villers wrote "as reliable as a ginger stepchild on smack"

[Walloper]

Fcuk.... Ah've had worse on my Bellend.

Man the fcuk up...



I like the latest pic it looks like you're turning slowly Tartan. In a few weeks you can play in goals for Scotland. Naked.
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[scorps]

id give the dons a ring they need a decent goal keeper
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[warped one]

I know it might sounds stupid,

But what actually cause bruising?

I've always been led to believe it is burst blood capillaries under the skin.
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[Walloper]

[slyrob]

because the back of my leg being purple wasn't enough I have decided to modify the front whilst throwing my bike down the road! first it looked like this
https://i878.photobucket.com/albums/ab349/slyrob/0f055ef1.jpg
now the rest of my shin/calf is changing colour
https://i878.photobucket.com/albums/ab349/slyrob/7b34630f.jpg
if I find any new or exciting ways to add to this list I will update accordingly
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Pitslayer wrote "it could be Ndubz.....ruining this once great place with donkey gobbling loafer knobbing "music".
silky666 wrote "In my eyes, when you shake cocks with the devil, you may as well go for the full reach around"
Villers wrote "as reliable as a ginger stepchild on smack"

[DrDonnyBrago]

[slyrob]

I was wearing kevlar jeans but this is a little reminder that if those armour inserts were in I would not be walking like a twat cowboy now! The jeans have two little wear marks on the knee through the denim and my jacket has a small hole in the elbow, it was impact bruising not a slide
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Pitslayer wrote "it could be Ndubz.....ruining this once great place with donkey gobbling loafer knobbing "music".
silky666 wrote "In my eyes, when you shake cocks with the devil, you may as well go for the full reach around"
Villers wrote "as reliable as a ginger stepchild on smack"

[_Will_]

[The Original Muzza]

[warped one]

Like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpYosdIQ9JA&playnext=1&list=PLAF7E70C03E62EC59&index=10

Sorry for poor quality all youtube had to offer.
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[slyrob]

Should I cut my leg open to drain out the bruising then?
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Pitslayer wrote "it could be Ndubz.....ruining this once great place with donkey gobbling loafer knobbing "music".
silky666 wrote "In my eyes, when you shake cocks with the devil, you may as well go for the full reach around"
Villers wrote "as reliable as a ginger stepchild on smack"

[The Original Muzza]

[doggone]

My dog jumped up, excited about getting her dinner - and the top of her head bumped my eyebrow really hard.
I could feel the area above my eye filling with blood, literally pumping with every heartbeat
So I stuck a hypodermic needle in it: problem solved.
I still had a black eye but it would've been closed up without intervention.

[slyrob]

Interesting, I've used the hot needle through the finger/toenail several times on the advice of my brother in law and if done quickly enough you usually save the nail but never tried it with flesh!
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Pitslayer wrote "it could be Ndubz.....ruining this once great place with donkey gobbling loafer knobbing "music".
silky666 wrote "In my eyes, when you shake cocks with the devil, you may as well go for the full reach around"
Villers wrote "as reliable as a ginger stepchild on smack"

[connornrg]

my latest bike injuries

This one ended in a broken femur just above the knee, surgery needed 3 screws implanted
https://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs423.snc4/46654_1569604809474_1516084170_1423432_2156150_n.jpg

This one ended up as a shifted knee cap, broken wrist, one of my screws pushed in further and slight seperation of previous break!
https://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs960.snc4/75360_1690254305636_1516084170_1666605_4059060_n.jpg

Do i win?
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[slyrob]

Good effort, you win nothing unless like me you win the unswerving annoyance of your wife! She pretends she doesn't like me injuring myself but when she met me I had two casts on!!
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Pitslayer wrote "it could be Ndubz.....ruining this once great place with donkey gobbling loafer knobbing "music".
silky666 wrote "In my eyes, when you shake cocks with the devil, you may as well go for the full reach around"
Villers wrote "as reliable as a ginger stepchild on smack"