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How many cows does 27cows actually have?
0, Don't be udderly ridiculous!
37%
 37%  [ 19 ]
15>=x>5
5%
 5%  [ 3 ]
26>=x>15
3%
 3%  [ 2 ]
27 Exactly, Duh!
21%
 21%  [ 11 ]
32.75, There's always one at the abattoir.
13%
 13%  [ 7 ]
Over(kill) 9000
17%
 17%  [ 9 ]
Total Votes : 51

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Astridax
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PostPosted: 18:15 - 01 Dec 2010    Post subject: How many cows does 27cows actually have? Reply with quote
As the title suggests, how many cows do you think 27cows actually has?
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PostPosted: 18:17 - 01 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: 18:19 - 01 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Beechbone suggests that I should have added over 9000! However you can't edit the poll!
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PostPosted: 18:20 - 01 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: 18:23 - 01 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Sadly his stock of 27 cows were investigated and Foot and Mouth was found in 20 and BSE was found in the other 7 so they had to be put down

https://www.tomcarruthers.co.uk/artinuse/isofoot.jpg
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PostPosted: 18:24 - 01 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
I would karma both of the above posts if my ratings had been reset Evil or Very Mad.
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PostPosted: 18:30 - 01 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Maybe he is 27 was born in 1927 and just likes cows.
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PostPosted: 19:01 - 01 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Wilson12345 wrote:
I'd say about 5


Bit of a conservative estimate don't ya think.
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PostPosted: 19:23 - 01 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
He had 27 exactly before someone showed him the cow shredder. Now he has only memories.
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PostPosted: 19:26 - 01 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
DaFrostyOne wrote:
He had 27 exactly before someone showed him the cow shredder. Now he has only memories.


And the biggest burger in history!
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PostPosted: 20:22 - 01 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
27, with enough parts to build another 3.
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PostPosted: 20:45 - 01 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
He has 27 but that is not a prime number Sad
He should either buy two more so he has 29 Very Happy
Or sell 4 so he has 23 Very Happy

Prime numbers are important Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 20:51 - 01 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Haha some of these are so funny. I would rate them if I could Evil or Very Mad

Why prime numbers? I have ask feeling 27cows doesn't have a need for maths, he just measures the number of cows in the room by the noise they make when he starts up the cow shredder each day!

Somebody get him on here. I think he'd be either interested in or horrified with this thread!
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Oh and kudos to whichever mod added over 9000 to the poll. Please make yourself known. We really need a way of editing polls. Is it possible in phpbb3?
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PostPosted: 21:09 - 01 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
pinkyfloyd wrote:
Sadly his stock of 27 cows were investigated and Foot and Mouth was found in 20 and BSE was found in the other 7 so they had to be put down

https://www.tomcarruthers.co.uk/artinuse/isofoot.jpg

Those are sheep !


oooh! I have found another thing to get anal about ... spelling is so last month, now its image quality/integrity/etc.
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PostPosted: 21:19 - 01 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
silky666 wrote:
pinkyfloyd wrote:
Sadly his stock of 27 cows were investigated and Foot and Mouth was found in 20 and BSE was found in the other 7 so they had to be put down

https://www.tomcarruthers.co.uk/artinuse/isofoot.jpg

Those are sheep !


oooh! I have found another thing to get anal about ... spelling is so last month, now its image quality/integrity/etc.


Then 27cows has been covering up! He mailed me that picture at the Ministry of Agriculture assuring me that he has indeed burnt his infected cows.

Hmmm...... Looks like we're going to have to pay mr Cows a visit again!
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Which species ? Whale, Elephant, Hippo?
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PostPosted: 22:14 - 01 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Because prime numbers rule.
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PostPosted: 22:15 - 01 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Skudd wrote:
Which species ? Whale, Elephant, Hippo?


Species?!
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It's a shame my favourite number isn't a prime. That would make me really happy. Alas, it's not to be though.
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My favourite number is 11. My favourite colour is blue. My favourite place is either Duff or St Ives.
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My favourite place was probably inside my mother's womb.
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PostPosted: 22:51 - 01 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Are are we talking beef or dairy cows?

He's in charge of the Nocton dairy Shocked
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PostPosted: 22:59 - 01 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Astridax wrote:
Skudd wrote:
Which species ? Whale, Elephant, Hippo?


Species?!


"Cow" is just the term for a female of species of cattle, whale, elephant or hippo, also why all these species' younglings are called calves. "Skudd" is a pedant Laughing .

Thought I should add that people who refer to a bull (cattle) as a "male cow" are on my list of people to backhand.
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