Warning Lincolnshire bikers

[The999Kid]

Just had to claim my keys from security at the supermarket where i park my motorcycle after some mongoloid trumpet cunt tried to claim they were his. he passed a note to security saying he'd lost the keys to the bike with my reg saying contact his phone number if found.

apparently theres a gang of people trying this around the Grantham Area of Lincolnshire.

Police have been informed.
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NDB 19/10/1989 - 1/11/2010 |Nowhere.Elyseum wrote: I get the distinct feeling that Tim should be our secret weapon for future trolling. I don't know many people that can rip the piss in Iambic pentameter

[Acemastr]

I'm confused, why would security have your keys? or is it incase you lose them and the supermarket call that number?
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[Mr.Everready]

[MarJay]

The trick is don't lose sight of your keys methinks.
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[c-m]

Makes no sense, surely you had your keys on your person, so how could you claim keys that you already had on you from security?

[Stelmer]

I'm guessing security and the theif were watching the bike and saw it's proper owner approach it with the keys or heard him start it.

Security would probably assume the OP as the guilty party and possibly take the keys or ask for proof.

Nasty situation

[Mr.Everready]

[JAMSXR]

This type of crime would only work up north..
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[Moo.]

Do they have the right to sieze keys of you? I think not.
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[Hetzer]

[JP7]

[The999Kid]

dropped my keys while shopping... i know i put that at some point... then erased and rewrote it..

my bad...
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NDB 19/10/1989 - 1/11/2010 |Nowhere.Elyseum wrote: I get the distinct feeling that Tim should be our secret weapon for future trolling. I don't know many people that can rip the piss in Iambic pentameter

[Pernig]

[Chalky.]

[The999Kid]

[MinhDinh]

Warning guys:

Don't lose your keys at the super market.
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[ian789]

This doesn't ring true

[Al]

This sounds like the most confusing scam I've ever heard of! no wonder you nearly fell victim.
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[Pete.]

[MarJay]

I think that takes an extraordinary level of coincidence to be a successful scam, unless the perpetrator has some certain way of getting your keys out of your pocket.

I think the trick is to just not lose your keys tbh.
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Remember kids, bikes aren't like lego. You can't easily take a part from one bike and then fit it to another.

[Ditto]

Doesn't sound like a scam to me, just sounds like you dropped your keys.

And if the scammers had seen you drop your keys why would they have given them to security instead of just going off to nick the bike?


Basically...how did they know you had lost your keys?
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[Hetzer]

Why do I get the feeling that the 999 is taking on some of the attributes of Warped?
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[ian789]

[Hetzer]

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