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CaNsA
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PostPosted: 00:00 - 08 Feb 2011    Post subject: Chris-Red has apprently burnt his face off..... Reply with quote

From his facebook page

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PostPosted: 00:10 - 08 Feb 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is this a joke or seriously burnt his face off.

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PostPosted: 00:13 - 08 Feb 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

He's got a similar build.. and its not the sort of thing you joke.. well I don't atleast Laughing
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PostPosted: 00:15 - 08 Feb 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Are you sure the nurses didn't just think he was too ugly to look at while they were putting the catheter in?
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PostPosted: 00:19 - 08 Feb 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

From facebook,

Me - Are you for real?
Chris Brown - I was a dumb arse and opened a radiator cap.
Me - Ahhh so your pint of fail juice arrived into your face?
Chris Brown - ‎2 litres of epic 118 degree fail juice
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PostPosted: 00:39 - 08 Feb 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsdXmYGFBcU

ouch.
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PostPosted: 00:55 - 08 Feb 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chris Brown - My ear is blistered and half my face is burnt I look like 2 face.
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PostPosted: 01:04 - 08 Feb 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hummmmmm......................

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PostPosted: 01:10 - 08 Feb 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes it's true.

I am a complete dick opened the rad cap for some reason the last temp I saw on the bike was 118c I knew I shouldn't fuck knows why I did the thing exploded and shot water in my face.

It didn't hurt to start with I put my face in the sink with cold water. 30 minutes later it was the worse pain I have felt in my life. Have had morphine now so am better but the pain is coming back. My ear and cheek blistered istantly and the entire rhs of my face is really inflamed I look like 2 face.
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PostPosted: 01:12 - 08 Feb 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

On a serious note to you being a wanabe KKK member, are the burns likley to scar badly or what ?
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PostPosted: 01:19 - 08 Feb 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Still waiting for a doc, im lucky to still be able to see! I must have shut it at the right moment it hit my eyelids keep sticking together, it's worse in my ear, most of my face is just red I reckon I will be ok.
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PostPosted: 01:24 - 08 Feb 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

chris-red wrote:
reckon I will be ok.


Sweet,

That means the piss taking can continue until we hear otherwise Very Happy

Get a pic up of what your chevy chase loox like now dude Very Happy
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PostPosted: 01:32 - 08 Feb 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

pics now
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PostPosted: 01:33 - 08 Feb 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

think of it as 'extreme foliation'... Your skin will feel new-baby smooth in a few days.. The ladies will love it Wink
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PostPosted: 02:06 - 08 Feb 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sounds like you got the airlock thing beat then?
https://www.bikechatforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=213768
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PostPosted: 02:48 - 08 Feb 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL!
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PostPosted: 09:43 - 08 Feb 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

stinkwheel wrote:
Sounds like you got the airlock thing beat then?
https://www.bikechatforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=213768


Thats so harsh and funny at the same time Laughing
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PostPosted: 12:45 - 08 Feb 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

tvchimp wrote:
think of it as 'extreme foliation'... Your skin will feel new-baby smooth in a few days.. The ladies will love it Wink

Some ladies spend hundreds of pounds to get that look:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1352409/Cyndi-Laupers-red-sore-looking-skin-goes-make-free-airport.html
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PostPosted: 16:10 - 08 Feb 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

chris-red wrote:
Still waiting for a doc, im lucky to still be able to see! I must have shut it at the right moment it hit my eyelids keep sticking together, it's worse in my ear, most of my face is just red I reckon I will be ok.


If it makes you feel any better, my dog tripped me going up the stairs and I spilt tea all up my face, it stung briefly.

Though I'm not a pussy that goes to the hospital for every little scalding, "Ooooh doctor doctor my face is melting, I want drugs and medical attention because I'm a sniffling little girl and bubbly skin reawwy reawwy hurts." Grow a backbone.

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PostPosted: 16:27 - 08 Feb 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
epic 118 degree fail juice
Can't stop laughing at that.

BTW do you smell of pork or chicken?
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PostPosted: 17:43 - 08 Feb 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

I just slept of the best part of or 14 hours, my face doesn't really hurt but it al feels weird, like I have mud in my eye. doctor said there is slight damage to my eye but with this eye drops I should be fine, it's just feeling really sorry for my self right now.
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PostPosted: 18:39 - 08 Feb 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

dude, seriously, although that was a huge mountain of retardness, i hope your okay

Have the doctors said whether it will scar or not? or whether you need grafts?
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PostPosted: 18:48 - 08 Feb 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

We need some mutant pics of your face.
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PostPosted: 21:05 - 08 Feb 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Howling Terror wrote:
do you smell of pork or chicken?

When my mate threw half a jerry can of petrol on a bonfire ... which then suprised him Rolling Eyes by flashing back and igniting the can he was holding .........
He ended up smelling of onions Shocked
Weird smell it was.

Once we had put him out ... I threw him in the back of the pickup and proceeded to drive him to hospital with him stood up in the wind to cool off.
None of that faggoty burn gel in my day.
Mind you he still looks like shit 24 years later Embarassed
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PostPosted: 21:23 - 08 Feb 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Onions you say...Mmmmm....caramalised.


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