BCF Top Tips

[Steve H]

Who’d have thought it?! Opening banana’s up at the perceived ‘wrong end’ is how it should be done.

It’s taken me 41 years to realise that this is how monkeys do it (and it doesn't half make things easier!)...

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[angryjonny]

Double Deckers are easy to open at either end and taste nicer than bananas.

[Marmalade]

EH!!

Who told you the top is the wrong end?

Just grab hold and rip it open
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[james1988]

Don't shoot your load whilst in the bath. It will follow you around!

[stinkwheel]

I have never found opening a bananna, from either end, in any way challenging.

Ok, a top tip. If you're going to use petrol to light a fire, soak a small amount of petrol into something like sand, dry dirt or the ashes of a previous fire. Light that then pile your sticks on top of it. Throwing petrol on top of a fire just results in a fireball which will go out in a few seconds.
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[DrDonnyBrago]

Opening it at the other end (bottom) is how the majority of great apes do it.

It is easier, but you get a little blob of grey bit which tastes gross.

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[Fisty]

WD40 sprayed inside a toilet bowl will stop shit sticking to the sides and gives a pleasent manly shed aroma.
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[Raffles]

Always fart into the rings on top of your gas cooker. This will turn back the gas meter and save you pounds over a period of time.
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[neil.]

When I first glanced at the OP, I thought the image was referring to the orientation of the banana when inserted into a bodily orifice.

[dragstaar]

FINALLY!

Everyone looks at me like i'm a mong when i open bananas that way. That was they way it was intended to be opened! and the long stalk is your handle! As for manky grey bit, it makes for good ammo to spit at a younger sibling!

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

Get the 1st punch in...don't hesitate..Do it.

Do it NOW.

Headbutts allowed, no kicking tho.
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[DrDonnyBrago]

Angry wasps in a cigar tube makes an inexpensive 'special present' for your lady friends.

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[angryjonny]

That banana is still green-ish and, I suspect, recently purchased. "I'm eating this because there's nothing else in" bananas are black and mushy and only suitable for banana bread.

[Frost]

Don't eat yellow snow.

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[MattJ]

Attach a pole to the front of your car/bike. Make sure the pole is pointing directly infront of the car/bike. Attach a magnet to the pole. The magnet pulls the car/bike. No fuel needed.

[mad4it028]

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

When hammering nails near edges or ends of hard, brittle, or knotty wood, you may have the misfortune of having a large crack appear, or even a piece of your wood break out at the edge.

Blunt the point of the nail with your hammer. This is done by placing the nail on a hard surface with the point facing up, and tapping the sharp end with your hammer. The nail will then cut its way through the wood grain, rather than wedging a pathway. Though this puts all the material displacement along a single plain, rather than dispursing it all around the point of the nail.

Lubricate your nail. For especially hard woods like oak or maple, you may have better luck if you dip the nail in petroleum jelly, which reduces the friction of the driving process, and can decrease the probability of the wood splitting.
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