Taking a dump with bike boots on

[dragstaar]

I wonder if i am doing something wrong.

Every now and then, I find myself caught in public needing to seriously take a dump. No matter even if i take a good dump in the morning before i leave, I sometimes get caught in this situation.

Now i don't mind taking a dump in a public toilet, but the issue is, how on eaaaarth, do you take a dump in Bike gear. Even if I'm not wearing full gear and just kevlar jeans, I always wear my boots. Its annoying, because the boots stop you from pulling your jeans down low enough, meaning i can't spread my legs, which in turn means that my sphincter is nice and tight and can't squeeze my turds out.

Ovbiously taking the boots off in a public toilet is out of the question because the floors of public toilets are usually covered in piss and jizz.

How you you lot overcome this? And yes, I've just had an uncomfortable shit in a public loo

[gmanxiii]

Hover and use your hands to spread those cheeks apart innit.
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[chillyman0]

Roll the waist band of your jeans over the tops of your boots and towards the floor, can get good groin angles then!


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[Darth]

I would need to be pretty desperate before crapping somewhere nasty. For the one time out of several blue moons it happened i would just get on with things as best i could and move on with my life.
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[chris-red]

[dragstaar]

[MattJ]

Pull your feet together then spread your knees apart for maximum angle.

Rubber pants?

[Benson_JV]

It's fucking annoying, I just put down loads of bog roll and take the boots off.
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[Kris]

Ankles together, knees apart.

Oh sorry, thought this was the chat up lines thread...
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[Grubby]

If you're having trouble here in England you'll be fucked good & proper if you ever feel the need for a shit when riding in France. There's just a hole in the ground & the water just washes over the floor when you've finished, so the floor's wet when you get in there.
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[chillyman0]

[dragstaar]

but whenever i drop my pants, the boots don't let the jeans go lower than my knees. The boots come half way up my calves, then the bunced up jean material takes up the other half, so i can't actually spread my knees any wider than my waist

[chillyman0]

Yeah that why you roll the excess over the top of your boots and down to the floor... I would draw a diagram but im at work so can't!
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[N cee thirty]

ask covdude
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[Sham]

Get a Colostomy. Simple.

[chillyman0]

[MattJ]

Use the jaws of life?
https://img339.imageshack.us/img339/9136/xtractorcombi3.jpg

Or just use your hands.
https://img821.imageshack.us/img821/9112/sdggy.jpg

[HD]

Put your left cheek on the seat. Now pull your right cheek and place it on the seat. Now if need be roll your jeans over or whatever and squeeze your shit!

This thread is so typical BCF
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[L4Isoside]

[outlaw]

[dragstaar]

Lol, looks like i'm going to have to give that a shot. I roll the jeans over the boots, then feet together and stretch knees. Considering that my flies will be undone, I ought to be able to stretch them out far enough. I will report back my findings. Maybe even make a video id i can be bothered.

[outlaw]

[Marmalade]

[c_dug]

[jono600]

Thanks Guys, that's so funny...love the diagrams......