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Do you wash after a piss?
Hell yeah I do. Kittens might die if I dont.
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Hell no I don't. That things clean as a whistle.
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PostPosted: 15:45 - 31 Oct 2011    Post subject: Do you wash after? Reply with quote

You've been for a piss? (this is aimed at blokes though Women chime in as well)

Usually I do, but I was just thinking on my return from the bog, why do I actually bother?

My hands: From the time I leave the shower in the morning to the inevitable first piss after lunchtime (I don't drink a lot....) my hands have been in contact with more things than I care to imagine. Other peoples hands, the car/bike, my desk, keyboard, mouse, door handles, works kettle, taps etc etc. There's probably more filth on each of those things than a hobos arse hole, yet I dont wash my hands everytime I use one of them?

My cock: From the time I leave the shower in the morning to the inevitable first piss after lunchtime (I don't drink a lot....) my cock sits there, in my boxers, idle, doing nothing. Sweet FA. Its not shaken anyones hand, its not opened any doors, its not typed any emails. So why is there this suspicion and consensus from everyone that the male cock is the dirtiest thing since AIDS itself? I haven't pissed all over my hands, so why are they now dirtier than when I walked in the toilets? I think not.

Take a dump? Unless you go o'natural on that shit and let the cheeks fend for themselves, yeah definitely wash.

Are a female and wipe? Same above, same analogy, wash.

Are a bloke and went for a piss and managed to not spray it all over your hands? Really......is it that necessary? I think probably not.

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PostPosted: 15:57 - 31 Oct 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes, always wash.

At a urianal you are quite close and are likely to get some 'splash-back' even if it's trace amounts.

Using a trap, you have to flush and open/lock the door which has been used by others passing more substantial movements.

Then there's courtesy to others. Would you want to use a door handle thats been used by others who haven't washed their hands?
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PostPosted: 15:57 - 31 Oct 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

I always wash my hands after a piss. Only takes a minute. People that don't wash them annoy me. Especially when I know they just took a dump. Sick
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PostPosted: 15:59 - 31 Oct 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's a courtesy to the next person to touch the things that you touched, so that you don't get them pregnant with the Bad AIDS. This is why I try not to touch anything in the office that anyone else might have had their plague and pus infested mitts on.
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PostPosted: 16:01 - 31 Oct 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Can you actually catch anything from piss?

I understand shit is full of bacteria but not piss?
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PostPosted: 16:20 - 31 Oct 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

AFAIK, urine is quite sterile. Still wouldn't want to handle it though.

And yes, I do wash my hands. But i also agree with the first post, you touch alot dirtier things in day to day life than genitals/urine (as long as you actually wash your genitals, lol)
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PostPosted: 16:22 - 31 Oct 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

I wash my hand 6 or 7 times a day without even using the loo.

I drive around 20 cars every single day...the crap thats probably on the steering wheels/gear/handbrake etc just makes me paranoid Laughing
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PostPosted: 16:24 - 31 Oct 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think Jim Jeffries put it best: You spend all day shaking hands, touching money, door handles, eating things. Then you go to the toilet and touch your cock. Wash your hands *before* you go to the toilet - afterwards is a bit like shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted!
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PostPosted: 16:35 - 31 Oct 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

George Carlin put it better than I could:

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Where did this sudden fear of germs come from in this country? Have you noticed this? The media constantly running stories about all the latest infections? Salmonella, E-coli, hanta virus, bird flu, and Americans will panic easily so everybody's running around scrubbing this and spraying that and overcooking their food and repeatedly washing their hands, trying to avoid all contact with germs. It's ridiculous and it goes to ridiculous lengths.

In prisons, before they give you lethal injection, they swab your arm with ALCOHOL. Wouldn't want some guy to go to hell AND be sick.Fear of germs, why these fuckin' pussies. You can't even get a decent hamburger anymore they cook the shit out of everything now 'cause everyone's afraid of FOOD POISONING! Hey, wheres you sense of adventure? Take a fuckin' chance will you? Hey you know how many people die of food poisoning in this country? Nine thousand, thats all, its a minor risk.

Take a fuckin' chance bunch of goddamn pussies.Besides, what d'ya think you have an immune system for? It's for killing germs! But it needs practice, it needs germs to practice on. So if you kill all the germs around you, and live a completely sterile life, then when germs do come along, you're not gonna be prepared. And never mind ordinary germs, what are you gonna do when some super virus comes along that turns your vital organs into liquid shit?! I'll tell you what your gonna do ... you're gonna get sick. You're gonna die and your gonna deserve it because you're fucking weak and you got a fuckin' weak immune system!

Let me tell you a true story about immunization ok. When I was a little boy in New York city in the nineteen-forties, we swam in the Hudson river. And it was filled with raw sewage! OK? We swam in raw sewage, you know, to cool off. And at that time the big fear was polio. Thousands of kids died from polio every year. But you know something? In my neighborhood no one ever got polio. No one! EVER! You know why? Cause WE SWAM IN RAW SEWAGE! It strengthened our immune system, the polio never had a prayer. We were tempered in raw shit!

So personally I never take any precautions against germs. I don't shy away from people who sneeze and cough. I don't wipe off the telephone, I don't cover the toilet seat, and if I drop food on the floor I pick it up and eat it!Even if I'm at side walk cafe! IN CALCUTTA! THE POOR SECTION! ON NEW YEARS MORNING DURING A SOCCER RIOT! And you know something? In spite of all the so called "risky behavior ".... I never get infections. I don't get em. I don't get colds, I don't get flu, I don't get headaches, I don't get upset stomach, And you know why? Cause I got a good strong immune system! And it gets a lot of practice!

My immune system is equipped with the biological equivalent of fully automatic military assault rifles, with night vision and laser scopes. And we have recently acquired phosphorous grenades, cluster bombs and anti personnel fragmentation mines.

So, when my white blood cells are on patrol reconnoitering my blood stream seeking out strangers and other undesirables, and if they see any, ANY, suspicious looking germs of any kind, THEY DON'T. FUCK. AROUND. They whip out the weapons, they wax the motherfucker and deposit the unlucky fellow directly into my colon! Into my colon. There's no nonsense! There's no miranda warning, there's none of that three strikes and your out bullshit. First defense, BAM! Into the colon you go!


As said you should be far more cautious of handling money, knowing that a majority of those notes have been up someones nose, with blood and mucus on them. Or how about a football game where pissed up hooligans exchange notes for beer, for them notes to then get passed onto to other pissheads who go to the toilet, piss all over their hands, then off to buy another pint, the list is truly endless.

Though I do wash my hands after pinching a loaf, it's actually rather pointless as theres a good wad of tissue stopping my hands coming remotely anywhere near my faeces, unless you buy tesco own brand and end up "shaking hands with the French".

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PostPosted: 16:44 - 31 Oct 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was taught not to piss over my fingers...



But seriously, yeah I wash my hands after using the loo, people that don't annoy the fuck out of me...
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PostPosted: 16:50 - 31 Oct 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

I always have done, and I dare say I always will. And the fact that there appear to be many of you that don't wash their hands, I may even start washing my hands before I have a piss.

As to not washing your hands after taking a dump, well the bacteria can pass through approximately 5 sheets of paper.

JUST WASH YOUR FECKING HANDS YOU LAZY BASTARDS Laughing
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PostPosted: 16:56 - 31 Oct 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

GhostRider wrote:
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Where did this sudden fear of germs come from in this country? Have you noticed this? The media constantly running stories about all the latest infections? Salmonella, E-coli, hanta virus, bird flu,
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Seems like a load of rose-tinted bollocks to me. Would you encourage your child to swim in raw sewage so they could build a stronger immune system? No, of course not.

From personal experiance I can tell you that being anywhere near large doses of bacteria do not boost your immune system, they just make you ill.

Wash your damn hands!
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PostPosted: 17:10 - 31 Oct 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

chrisw wrote:

Seems like a load of rose-tinted bollocks to me. Would you encourage your child to swim in raw sewage so they could build a stronger immune system? No, of course not.

From personal experiance I can tell you that being anywhere near large doses of bacteria do not boost your immune system, they just make you ill.

Wash your damn hands!


I know lots of people who grew up on farms and out in the countryside, generally growing up outdoors, etc who have no major problems with their bodies. No asthma, no allergies etc.

I know lots of people who grew up in cities and towns, brought up in anti bacterial worlds where everything is cleaned to within an inch of its life and they have allergies and carry around anti bacterial gel in their bags.

I know it isn't proof but it is a hell of a co incidence that allergies, cancer etc has increase exponentially since society has become obsessed with making every surface as clean as possible.


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PostPosted: 17:15 - 31 Oct 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you are in a place where you share a bathroom, eg work or a pub, the moment you put your hand on the door handle you are back to square 1.

@ work, If you have a keyboard then thats got way more bacteria on it than a bathroom door handle


sometimes i wash, sometimes i dont....
depends on where i am and what i am doing.

The Artist wrote:

I know it isn't proof but it is a hell of a co incidence that allergies, cancer etc has increase exponentially since society has become obsessed with making every surface as clean as possible.


You're not wrong. We need some nasty stuff just to keep the immune system up and running.
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PostPosted: 17:25 - 31 Oct 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

CaNsA wrote:
@ work, If you have a keyboard then thats got way more bacteria on it than a bathroom door handle


It's not the volume, it's the type.

Keep your crotch rot off the door handle, or you're no better than a Frenchman.
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PostPosted: 17:38 - 31 Oct 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Artist wrote:

I know lots of people who grew up on farms and out in the countryside, generally growing up outdoors, etc who have no major problems with their bodies. No asthma, no allergies etc.

I know lots of people who grew up in cities and towns, brought up in anti bacterial worlds where everything is cleaned to within an inch of its life and they have allergies and carry around anti bacterial gel in their bags.

I know it isn't proof but it is a hell of a co incidence that allergies, cancer etc has increase exponentially since society has become obsessed with making every surface as clean as possible.


I see far more sickness in the workplace in Wiltshire than I did in London, so my experience tells me other wise.
I also think you're confusing germs with pollution. If you're not, are you suggesting that the tube is a clean and bacteria free environment? Shocked
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PostPosted: 17:40 - 31 Oct 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

No, I am suggesting as kids, we shouldn't all live in Domestos households.
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PostPosted: 17:52 - 31 Oct 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

i carry bottles of alcogel for this purpose... that way i dont touch taps or anything else in the bathroom/toilet after my hands are cleaned
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PostPosted: 18:01 - 31 Oct 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have a bottle of anti-bac gel in the office for exactly this purpose... The toilets are shared by evryone on the same floor of the building, and I'm in constant contact with a shared "hot desk" so I'm quite careful about cleaning my hands, particularly after being to the toilet, and before having any food
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PostPosted: 18:02 - 31 Oct 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Artist wrote:
No, I am suggesting as kids, we shouldn't all live in Domestos households.


So it doesn't matter if you grew up in the city or in the country, just how clean your parents kept the house?
By that token, is the rough family down the road less likely to get ill than the middle-class (for want of a better description) family two-doors down?
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PostPosted: 18:21 - 31 Oct 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeh I wash, and I also use a piece of (clean) bog paper to grab the door handle with afterwards. A bit OCD perhaps, but I've heard people wanking in supermarket toilets before. Shocked
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PostPosted: 18:27 - 31 Oct 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

J4mes wrote:
Yeh I wash, and I also use a piece of (clean) bog paper to grab the door handle with afterwards. A bit OCD perhaps, but I've heard people wanking in supermarket toilets before. Shocked


You actually heard someone wanking in a toilet? Laughing Laughing


@chrisw

That is one way of putting it I suppose. Obviously there are more things that may affect a persons health but when I was a kid, I ate mud and got all the usual childhood illnesses.

If I have a kid in the future, I don't think I will make them live in a pristine environment because it is un natural.
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PostPosted: 18:34 - 31 Oct 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

J4mes wrote:
.... but I've heard people wanking in supermarket toilets before. Shocked

You should have introduced yourself !! I did wash before going back to the food aisle, honest!!
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PostPosted: 19:04 - 31 Oct 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

I use various supermarket toilets about 4 times a day as I spend a lot of time driving with work and drink far too much pepsi max.

This dude was going for it, the rapid shuffling noises, odd grunts and the panting gave him away big time. Quite off putting when you're in the next booth trying to lay a log. Sick Although the sound of me dropping bombs probably didn't help his cause either Laughing
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PostPosted: 19:26 - 31 Oct 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

I do wash my hands, but I think I was about 3 posts in before I realised the OP meant hands, and not do you wash your cock.
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