Do you wash after?

[JonnyFoxtrot]

You've been for a piss? (this is aimed at blokes though Women chime in as well)

Usually I do, but I was just thinking on my return from the bog, why do I actually bother?

My hands: From the time I leave the shower in the morning to the inevitable first piss after lunchtime (I don't drink a lot....) my hands have been in contact with more things than I care to imagine. Other peoples hands, the car/bike, my desk, keyboard, mouse, door handles, works kettle, taps etc etc. There's probably more filth on each of those things than a hobos arse hole, yet I dont wash my hands everytime I use one of them?

My cock: From the time I leave the shower in the morning to the inevitable first piss after lunchtime (I don't drink a lot....) my cock sits there, in my boxers, idle, doing nothing. Sweet FA. Its not shaken anyones hand, its not opened any doors, its not typed any emails. So why is there this suspicion and consensus from everyone that the male cock is the dirtiest thing since AIDS itself? I haven't pissed all over my hands, so why are they now dirtier than when I walked in the toilets? I think not.

Take a dump? Unless you go o'natural on that shit and let the cheeks fend for themselves, yeah definitely wash.

Are a female and wipe? Same above, same analogy, wash.

Are a bloke and went for a piss and managed to not spray it all over your hands? Really......is it that necessary? I think probably not.

Discuss.
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[chrisw]

Yes, always wash.

At a urianal you are quite close and are likely to get some 'splash-back' even if it's trace amounts.

Using a trap, you have to flush and open/lock the door which has been used by others passing more substantial movements.

Then there's courtesy to others. Would you want to use a door handle thats been used by others who haven't washed their hands?

[Flip]

I always wash my hands after a piss. Only takes a minute. People that don't wash them annoy me. Especially when I know they just took a dump.

[Rogerborg]

It's a courtesy to the next person to touch the things that you touched, so that you don't get them pregnant with the Bad AIDS. This is why I try not to touch anything in the office that anyone else might have had their plague and pus infested mitts on.
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[The Artist]

Can you actually catch anything from piss?

I understand shit is full of bacteria but not piss?

[TomCB]

AFAIK, urine is quite sterile. Still wouldn't want to handle it though.

And yes, I do wash my hands. But i also agree with the first post, you touch alot dirtier things in day to day life than genitals/urine (as long as you actually wash your genitals, lol)
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[P.]

I wash my hand 6 or 7 times a day without even using the loo.

I drive around 20 cars every single day...the crap thats probably on the steering wheels/gear/handbrake etc just makes me paranoid

[The Disapproving Brit]

I think Jim Jeffries put it best: You spend all day shaking hands, touching money, door handles, eating things. Then you go to the toilet and touch your cock. Wash your hands *before* you go to the toilet - afterwards is a bit like shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted!
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[GhostRider]

George Carlin put it better than I could:

[Handsome]

I was taught not to piss over my fingers...



But seriously, yeah I wash my hands after using the loo, people that don't annoy the fuck out of me...
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[Knot600RR]

I always have done, and I dare say I always will. And the fact that there appear to be many of you that don't wash their hands, I may even start washing my hands before I have a piss.

As to not washing your hands after taking a dump, well the bacteria can pass through approximately 5 sheets of paper.

JUST WASH YOUR FECKING HANDS YOU LAZY BASTARDS

[chrisw]

[The Artist]

[CaNsA]

If you are in a place where you share a bathroom, eg work or a pub, the moment you put your hand on the door handle you are back to square 1.

@ work, If you have a keyboard then thats got way more bacteria on it than a bathroom door handle


sometimes i wash, sometimes i dont....
depends on where i am and what i am doing.

[Rogerborg]

[chrisw]

[The Artist]

No, I am suggesting as kids, we shouldn't all live in Domestos households.

[The999Kid]

i carry bottles of alcogel for this purpose... that way i dont touch taps or anything else in the bathroom/toilet after my hands are cleaned
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[Dazbo666]

I have a bottle of anti-bac gel in the office for exactly this purpose... The toilets are shared by evryone on the same floor of the building, and I'm in constant contact with a shared "hot desk" so I'm quite careful about cleaning my hands, particularly after being to the toilet, and before having any food
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[chrisw]

[J4mes]

Yeh I wash, and I also use a piece of (clean) bog paper to grab the door handle with afterwards. A bit OCD perhaps, but I've heard people wanking in supermarket toilets before.

[The Artist]

[Dazbo666]

[J4mes]

I use various supermarket toilets about 4 times a day as I spend a lot of time driving with work and drink far too much pepsi max.

This dude was going for it, the rapid shuffling noises, odd grunts and the panting gave him away big time. Quite off putting when you're in the next booth trying to lay a log. Although the sound of me dropping bombs probably didn't help his cause either

[herulach]

I do wash my hands, but I think I was about 3 posts in before I realised the OP meant hands, and not do you wash your cock.
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