Fat Fuck Movers - Ch5

[CaNsA]

Livid.

Single, morbidly obese, woman.
Living alone.
No health issues causing her to be overweight, just lacking the skill to not shove food into her mouth 24/7.

The following is paid for by the council/NHS/Government.
New house, modded for fat people with ramps and hand rails etc every where.
Special £3k chair for fat people.
New Special bed, special one for fat people all motorized and stuff.
Transport in a private ambulance.
Living costs also.

What did i see in her fridge........
Fkin Papa Johns pizza!!!!!

So there you have it. Your taxes enable fat people to get fatter in comfort.

[dodgydog]

[kerr]

That's what iv never understood how these fuckers get so fat, they can barely get out of bed, cant leave the house, its not them buying the food.
Simple solution, STOP FEEDING THE CAT FUNT SHITE.
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[CaNsA]

Seen that one too, was fuming then.

He had a well nice telly, xbox260, ps3, wii etc etc

I wonder who paid for all that stuff, just another reason he has to stay in bed getting fat.

[J4mes]

One the other night who had a lift installed in the house because he got out of breath going up the stairs.

YOU FUCKING FAT PIECE OF SHIT! The more you climb the stairs, the easier it gets!

"I won't need it when I've lost the weight" he said.

You're not gonna lose the weight unless you get of your arse you fucking blob!

[CaNsA]

ffs

just heard "its been a long, tiring day" for some fat fuck.....

Seriously, I aint seen her stand up once.

And that 50st bloke, turns out he is 58st and we all get to watch him getting a sponge bath next week.

[bikertomm]

Don't even get me started!

It's bed time for the WORKING!


/Cunts.
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[Frost]

I always thought things were self limiting. Get too fat to work, live on the dole, £65 a week to get fat off.

[CaNsA]

Get too fat to work, classed as disabled, claim incapacity, live like a fat king with servants to wipe your arse.

[bikertomm]

Parasites, what good are they actually contributing?

Execution is the answer.
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[Frost]

That's fucking retarded.
Execution isn't the answer.
We also have an energy crisis.
50% thermal efficiency out of burning a fatty

[angryjonny]

[CaNsA]

I see what you did there....
https://img815.imageshack.us/img815/4637/1290116129758.jpg
An i like it.

[CaNsA]

[-LG-]

[Mac_Black]

[Skudd]

22 Stone fat fvcker here. Where do I sign up for all the free stuff?
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[Rogerborg]

You'll have to work on your "Ohhh, doctor..." professional bleat.

I have a relative who's just been refused her 2nd application for DLA. Her breathing is so bad that she can barely talk, but when asked if she could still drive up the road to the shops made the mistake of wheezing "Yes, maybe".

Application rejected, capable of supporting herself.

Then while down the clinic she met a bloke who is getting DLA, while still quite openly working as a painter/decorator (DLA isn't means tested!) and - wait for it - a motability car.

He told her the secret - you just keep applying and applying until they've rejected you enough times to meet their targets, and it becomes easier for them to pay you to go away.
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[hellkat]

Even as a hugely fat bastard myself ... I can't understand HOW they let themselves get like that.

I have to wonder how they can't think "Oh, hang on a minute, I'm having trouble with my fat arse breaking toilet seats every other month or so ... time I cut back on the fry-ups."
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[hellkat]

Aside from that, all the shouting about the grossness of fat cunts, blah blah, that's pretty boring, actually.

Nobody shouts at "Stinking cunts!" about smokers (and I was one of those too) ... and let's be honest, smokers do stink.

I think that fatness is the last bastion of insultitude that people are still not "afraid" to criticise.

I'm no angel on that front myself: if a fat person annoys me, I'm as inclined to label them with the stupidity trait, but as a bastion of rotundness myself, I know that's blatantly not true at all.

Its the laziness that gets to me. I am lazier than the laziest fuck in town, but I draw the line at growing into my sofa and having to suffer the indignity of a fireman having to put me into a sling.

SERIOUSLY I would rather die.
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[Frost]

Smoking is an addiction a physical one but one that can be managed by smoking outside or whatever. Being fat requires a sustained effort to remain so.
e.g my BMR is 1850.
Someone my height and age weighing 50st would have a BMR of 5150. That means they'd have to eat 2 and a half times the number of kcal medically recommended just to stay the same size!

[Paulington]

I remember seeing someone who was at a dinner meeting and someone there spoke up to the guy smoking, going:

"Hey, don't you know how bad that is for you!? It shortens your life span!" etc etc.

He said the smoker was quite abashed, said they were trying to quit and such.

Then he raised a point that Hellkat reminded me of. Socially, right now, it's okay to heckle smokers because 'smoking is bad for you'. How long is it until it will be socially acceptable to heckle fat people because 'being overweight is bad for you'?

How long until we see a fat person at a table order dessert only to be hearing jeers from the person across the table:

"Hey, what the hell do you think you're doing!? Put that dessert spoon down, don't you realise how FAT you are!? Being that overweight is DANGEROUS! Don't you even DARE think of ordering a coffee you fat pig!"

I, along with the person I saw say this, struggle to find a difference in those two scenarios.

As Hellkat has said, I neither know how they can get to 30, 40, 50, 60 stone without stopping somewhere along the way and going:

"Hey, I need SOMEONE ELSE to wipe my ass after a dump and I can't get up to feed myself so my partner has to shovel it into my face. Maybe I should do something about this?".

Then they seem to act all indignant and say they're trying to get the weight off and how it's not their fault, they have a hormone imbalance, big boned, aliens probed them or whatever is the reason they are so overweight. I can accept that the MINORITY do have issues, I know someone who suffers from hypothyroidism which causes her to struggle exceedingly with her weight but the vast majority just eat too much and move too little.

It annoys me greatly that people who eat themselves to near-death are welcomed by the NHS and given gastric bypass procedures and zillions of pounds to treat their diabetes when they could just lose the weight themselves and I don't see why if a person eats themselves fat (i.e. there is no proven underlying medical condition to cause such weight gain) they should be given medical procedures on the NHS when alcoholics are left to die because we refuse to give them a liver after they pickle it.

*smashes chair in rage*.
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[sickpup]

[swampy]

[hellkat]

I use the idea of gastric bands as a kind of whip to beat myself.

"Lose weight now! Stop eating creamy gunge, exercise, go back to swimming, you lazy cow, else its the gastric band for you!!"

I'm really not sold on the idea at all, aside from its "convenience" factor - which is what worries me about the increase in its use.
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