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oldpink
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PostPosted: 18:05 - 07 Sep 2012    Post subject: think I'm going to have the cops at the door Reply with quote

I got a hold of a Bomb Tank and some theatrical pyrotechnic's to play with
I set off a Maroon Medium, 135 dB explosive cap, bloody loud, wife shit herself
but great fun I love blowing shit up, I fully expect a load of cop's soon though
large flash followed by a very big bang
it echoed up the full street like a clap of thunder followed by a cloud of smoke

my son video'd it so I'll get it up so you can see
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PostPosted: 18:11 - 07 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

If I were you I'd take it to some deserted industrial park or something.
Next thing you know you may wake up with an Armed response unit over your bed Razz
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PostPosted: 18:12 - 07 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

You so ASBO'd.
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PostPosted: 18:20 - 07 Sep 2012    Post subject: Re: think I'm going to have the cops at the door Reply with quote

oldpink wrote:
https://cdn.bikechatforums.com/files/bomb_tank.jpg


You iz a terrorist.

Just don't put any wheels on that thing or it'll be section 59'd before you know it Wink
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PostPosted: 18:27 - 07 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bomb tank? Why the hell would you want to bottle up explosives. Set them free.

Fight the power
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PostPosted: 18:40 - 07 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00FlGtOTj84&feature=relmfu

Whistle "anything you can do......." Razz
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PostPosted: 21:58 - 07 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

I blew an industrial Xpelair unit off of a pub window (Ruskin Arms) with a medium maroon in the early 80s. We used to use a heavy galvanised bin without the lid as a bomb bin and I had it set up under the window at the side of the stage. I reckon someone got the black powder quantities wrong in that particular maroon - it split the seam and caused the bottom of the bin to blow out as well. Laughing
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PostPosted: 23:13 - 07 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is that an old 5p?
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PostPosted: 23:27 - 07 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

janner_10 wrote:
Is that an old 5p?


Yep it certainly is.
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PostPosted: 08:38 - 08 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Buy an airgun and some Air Flash targets. The rozzers WILL come a knockin'.
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PostPosted: 08:43 - 08 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

This thread is nothing without a video oldpink.
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PostPosted: 09:10 - 08 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Anyone know anywhere on the net you can buy a decent cap gun and caps
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PostPosted: 10:00 - 08 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

brythered92 wrote:
Anyone know anywhere on the net you can buy a decent cap gun and caps


Are you mad? Or just stupidly irresponsible?!

a) You might use it in a robbery.
b) You might be seen with it in the street and trigger a full armed response.
c) You might give an old lady a heart attack if she sees you with it.
d) The bang might terrify people.
e) You might injure yourself with it.
f) You might injure children with it.
g) You might injure pets with it.
h) You might set fire to a building with it.)
i) You might threaten/intimidate somebody with it.
j) You might have harmless fun with it (that one is a MAJOR NO-NO in the UK!!!).

Did I miss anything?

Oh yeah...you might use the caps, in quantity, to make a bomb.

You might, however, be ok if you get one that's bright pink and carry a large banner stating "THIS IS A CHILDS TOY CAP-GUN!!!" But inform the local police first, by telephone, email, facebook, twitter and in writing (send it recorded-delivery). And be sure to have a section-1 firearms certificate too. It's a cap-gun, a lethal weapon to be treated with the utmost respect. Go on a firearms training-course first, obviously.

Personally, if I was you, I'd start with a water-pistol first. A pink one. With a range no greater than five feet. And again, inform the police first. And take at least ten forms of ID with you to the toy-shop.
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PostPosted: 10:06 - 08 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bring to BBQ Very Happy
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PostPosted: 12:15 - 08 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm going to presume that this is some distance from any gardening projects currently in hand Wink
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PostPosted: 12:16 - 08 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://www.facebook.com/john.queen.144

I'll upload to youtube when my son gets home
but its public in my FB account
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PostPosted: 11:43 - 09 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm234/brythered92/images.jpg
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PostPosted: 11:47 - 09 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

yambabe wrote:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00FlGtOTj84&feature=relmfu

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I've had bigger dump splash backs!
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PostPosted: 17:36 - 09 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

I just want that box with the key and the 'FIRE' button
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PostPosted: 20:51 - 09 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

brewer wrote:
I just want that box with the key and the 'FIRE' button


it does have a certain "Want" appeal to it
pity is its not going to be often I get to use it, don't want my audience having heart attacks Embarassed
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