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Valentino Mossy
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PostPosted: 10:25 - 04 Oct 2012    Post subject: Fantasy league James Bond Reply with quote

After watching sky's advert over and over again because its simply awesome, it got me thinking....
If you could make a bond movie, who...

1) best bond
2) best baddie
3) car or bike.
4) female totty
5) female baddie
6) and theme music

..... From any of the bond films, what and who would you have ?
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PostPosted: 10:30 - 04 Oct 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

1) Timothy dalton or Daniel craig if he's not available.
2) odd job ( yes he was an assistant but meh. )
3) Aston martin db7
4) Denise Richards (think her name was Christmas something.. Rawr)
5) grace jones
6) ah ha and the living day lights
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PostPosted: 10:31 - 04 Oct 2012    Post subject: Re: Fantasy league James Bond Reply with quote

James Bond is the shittest film franchise ever.
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PostPosted: 10:37 - 04 Oct 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Valentino Mossy wrote:
1) Timothy dalton or Daniel craig if he's not available.


Not sure if trolling or just pointing out the worst Bonds Thinking
Timothhy Dalton was terrible. Looked nothing liked Bong unlike the classics, crap actor, unmemorable in every way

Daniel Craig, big eared twat, not even James Bond anymore, jsut run around shooting people in the face to big explosions and getting hit in the balls for lulz

Casino royale was shit

Used to love james bond as a kid, they ruined it.
Is Ian Fleming even anything to do with it anymore?

Sean Connery (naturally)
Jaws (naturally, fuck yeah)
Bike? errr, a striple?
Girl err, Holly Willoughby Laughing fuck it
Female baddy errr dunno!
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PostPosted: 11:11 - 04 Oct 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nobody rates the dalton, he was quite good.... Different, more edgy.
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PostPosted: 11:12 - 04 Oct 2012    Post subject: Re: Fantasy league James Bond Reply with quote

DonnyBrago wrote:
James Bond is the shittest film franchise ever.


GTFO.

Sean Connery.
Thats it. Should invent time machine and get him to film them all.. I liked him.
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PostPosted: 11:19 - 04 Oct 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sean Connery was the best James Bond, case closed.
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PostPosted: 11:29 - 04 Oct 2012    Post subject: Re: Fantasy league James Bond Reply with quote

1) Bob Holness
2) Christopher Walken
3) db5 (what idiot suggested the db7?)
4) Halle Berry/Denise Richards
5) Famke Janssen
6) View to a kill music
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PostPosted: 12:16 - 04 Oct 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alpha-9 wrote:
Is Ian Fleming even anything to do with it anymore?


considering he died in 1964 it's unlikely?

anyway:

1) best bond
David Niven (casino royale spoof in the 60s)

2) best baddie
Jaws (possibly Baron Samedi?)

3) car or bike.
db5.. don't remember any notable bikes apart from various yamaha/cagiva trailbikes that only feature to have machinegun weilding henchmen blown off them?

4) female totty
Diana Rigg

5) female baddie
Rosa Klebb

6) and theme music
Duran Duran - View to a Kill

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PostPosted: 12:30 - 04 Oct 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't remember any bikes from James bond, but I wasn't into them much when I was a nipper

Benson_JV wrote:
Sean Connery was the best James Bond, case closed.

This man knows. Mish Moneypennyyy Laughing
You're the man now dog!

Baron Samedi definitely gets a mention too!
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PostPosted: 12:31 - 04 Oct 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can't say that I've ever felt the need to fantasise about James Bond, so I find this whole thread to be highly questionable.
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PostPosted: 14:05 - 04 Oct 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Brosnan used a BMW chopper type thing to elude a helicopter while a chinese lady sat on his lap. Brosnan's bond was the most bondesque but the films were the crappest.

I know we're all supposed to say Connery was the archetypal bond but for me it was Roger Moore, his were also the best bond films, I think because I was at a perfect age to appreciate them.

I don't think any one is necessarily better than an other, they just all portrayed different aspects of the Bond character.

I think I've turned into a film luvvie.
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PostPosted: 16:23 - 04 Oct 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've not seen any James Bond films since i was a kid and not allowed to be in charge of the remote. But i still vote Sean Connery.

Seeing the others isn't a requirement as i heard and saw enough. Even seeing 'Mish Moneypennyyyy' in the comments above was enough to make me go 'ooooooooo' Wub
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PostPosted: 16:36 - 04 Oct 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

cornish wrote:
I've not seen any James Bond films since i was a kid and not allowed to be in charge of the remote. But i still vote Sean Connery.

Seeing the others isn't a requirement as i heard and saw enough. Even seeing 'Mish Moneypennyyyy' in the comments above was enough to make me go 'ooooooooo' Wub


Thats all very well, but what about the Moore raised eye brow.

You could tell if a Roger Moore Bond film had been on during the 1980's because the day after at school, when a pupil was asked a question, say, about long division, the teacher got the Moore eye brow in response.
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PostPosted: 16:59 - 04 Oct 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Brosnan would have been perfect were it not for his thin, weedy voice.

I like Dalton because his Bond nutted people.

Lois Chiles (Holly Goodhead) from Moonraker was the foxiest bond chick.

Jaws was awesome.

Licence To Kill (Gladys knight) was the best theme song.
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PostPosted: 17:44 - 04 Oct 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

1) best bond
brosnon dunno why just liked him
2) best baddie

the man with the golden gun
3) car or bike.
sston martin db5 or lotus submarine one
4) female totty
famke janson (in goldeneye)
5) female baddie
see above
6) and theme music
live and let die
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PostPosted: 18:51 - 04 Oct 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Cool shtory, bro.

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PostPosted: 18:59 - 04 Oct 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dalton is the best. I was a Roger Moore fan for a while but Dalton is a legend.
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