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| Benno |
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 Posted: 09:08 - 03 Oct 2012 Post subject: Right, here's the plan: we find whoever came up with mod 1.. |
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We find out whose bright idea the module 1 test was, and we kill them. Who's with me?
Yep. Failed again. Emergency stop. 70kph was a bit too fast and the low sun meant I couldn't see the examiner raising his hand.
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Practice more in a safe environment with a friend Keep doing it until you have it perfect.
Also if your in a car park / area, lay some cones out and practice your other MOD1 task's, No point in getting all angry about it, keep practicing you don't want to come into the New Jan regulations.
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 Posted: 13:07 - 03 Oct 2012 Post subject: Re: Right, here's the plan: we find whoever came up with mod |
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For low sun, run some tape along the top edge of your visor.
| thepuma wrote: | The thing I don't understand is that you only get a minor for not stopping soon enough so what did he fail you on? |
I believe that it can be an insta-fail depending on how far you go.
+1 on the "why wait?" advice. Just haul the bike up sharpish, that's what they're testing.
As to who we kill, I'd start with Brussels for coming with the idiotic limits in the first place, and then mow down anyone who was in the DfT/DSA between 2006-2008 for being cretinous enough to actually take them seriously. ____________________ Biking is 1/20th as dangerous as horse riding.
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It was all going so well until the examiner stuck his hand up!
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Did you actually go past the examiner?
Sounds like your instructor has failed you if he didn't tell you the stop signal would appear as you went through the speed trap fella.  |
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My instructor told me to stay in 2nd gear and rev the Fcuking nuts off it... (That said.. this was on a '87 CG ) Thought i had failed when i felt the back wheel start to slip from locking.. Just disengaged and re-applied  ____________________ A2 Passed 18/6/10 |
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I'd rather do the manoeuvres on a standardised test circuit than out on the road. In my opinion the module 1 is a good test for showing you can ride a bike. Anyone can ride a bike in a straight line but this test shows you can manoeuvre and control it properly.
But then again I passed first time and found it ridiculously easy so I would say that!
Just treat it for what it is. A 5 minute motorcycle dressage test.
Also If you can't ride for 5 to 10 minutes without fucking something up you need to have a word with yourself  ____________________ 2002 GSX R600 |
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| kernow24 wrote: | To be honest.. I think if you fail Mod 1 you should have your CBT revoked, clearly people who fail are incapable of riding a bike.
Its simple stuff, there is nothing whatsoever challenging about it. |
I agree it's simple stuff, but there's a number of things that are easy to get wrong. Like not going through the speed trap fast enough on a 125, or (like me, first go) locking the rear for a fraction of a second in the emergency stop on a bike you're not familiar with (DAS). ____________________ Bikes: S1000R, SH350; Exes: Vity 125, PS125, YBR125, ER6f, VFR800, Brutale 920, CB600F, SH300x4
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| Usually_Wrong wrote: | | kernow24 wrote: | To be honest.. I think if you fail Mod 1 you should have your CBT revoked, clearly people who fail are incapable of riding a bike.
Its simple stuff, there is nothing whatsoever challenging about it.
Failing on the emergency stop.. try doing that in the real world. |
do you work for one of the EU departments?
its fucked up and stupid shit like this that the EU knobs would come up with.
a CBT is BASIC TRAINING. the module 1 is a TEST
most people who fail something on their module 1 perform the same actions in the real world perfectly fine. its just nerves that cause them to fail.
the module 1 is NOT an accurate gauge of how well people can ride. the only REAL way to gauge that would be a ride out with a freind who just happens to be an examiner as well but isnt actually assessing their riding skills.
have i done a module 1? yes, 3 times, and failed all 3 times.
once was because my head wasnt in the right place. the other 2 times was pure nerves
also it would add extra pressure onto test candidates, bigger nerves and make L plate riding pointless. |
Yup.. you've caught me out.. im a secret spy working for the EU, placed on this forum to chuck out ideas and see how annoyed fellow bikers get.. then I go back to my cushy well paid job and report on my findings.. and make more rules to piss you lot off
Of course its an accurate gauge of your ability and the examiner is assessing your skills. It may not show how you 'ride' but it shows how you handle the bike.
Fail any part of it and it shows either.. you cant handle a bike at slow speeds, cant safely do a U-turn, cant do an emergency stop, have bad obs, cant avoid something in the road or you're incapable of getting up to a relatively slow (32mph ffs) speed in quite a large space.
It tells the examiner more than you can imagine... just because you see it as a pointless bit of bureaucracy doesn't make it so
Like I said its not hard, there is nothing in it which you shouldn't have been shown whilst doing your CBT, and well, to pass a CBT you have to show competence at doing them, unless you had your CBT with someone that just signs anybody off.. ergo by failing it you aren't even up to CBT standards on the day of your test, so the certificate should be revoked, or even just suspended until such a time that you pass the test. ____________________ ......................................................................... |
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 13 years, 122 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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