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MCW
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PostPosted: 21:18 - 06 Dec 2012    Post subject: Job interview in the morning. Reply with quote

I've managed to get an interview for a teaching job in a middle school. Smile The odds are against me as I've been out of the classroom for 10 years and am 50, the magic age at which it appears no one ever wants to employ you again. Sad On top of that, I have no idea how to use an interactive whiteboard, so am going to look like complete luddite.

Have to teach a 55 minute maths lesson to a class of 9-10 year olds and am getting very nervous. Am convinced mind will go completely blank and they'll all run riot.

Oh well, at least they're providing lunch..

Wish me luck. x
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PostPosted: 21:23 - 06 Dec 2012    Post subject: , Reply with quote

good luck, just remember never clout a pupil in front of witnesses, seriously though good luck Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 21:25 - 06 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

They are just massive projected touch screens, and with software designed around it. Remember not to write on them with board markers if you do try and use it Doh! Good luck Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 21:27 - 06 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just imagine all the kids sat there in their underwear, and the nerves will disappear. HTH Thumbs Up












Oh wait....that might be public speaking - similar though Very Happy
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PostPosted: 21:36 - 06 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

I hope you don't have a funny surname MCW.

Best of luck and I haven't heard of an interactive whiteboard either.
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PostPosted: 21:45 - 06 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

SlimRick wrote:
Just imagine all the kids sat there in their underwear, and the nerves will disappear. HTH Thumbs Up
Very Happy


Are you sure about that one?
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PostPosted: 21:47 - 06 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Just imagine all the kids sat there in their underwear, and the nerves will disappear. HTH Thumbs Up


I'm not scared of the kids, just the adults doing the assessment...
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PostPosted: 21:49 - 06 Dec 2012    Post subject: Re: Job interview in the morning. Reply with quote

MCW wrote:
I've managed to get an interview for a teaching job in a middle school. Smile The odds are against me as I've been out of the classroom for 10 years and am 50, the magic age at which it appears no one ever wants to employ you again. Sad On top of that, I have no idea how to use an interactive whiteboard, so am going to look like complete luddite.

Have to teach a 55 minute maths lesson to a class of 9-10 year olds and am getting very nervous. Am convinced mind will go completely blank and they'll all run riot.

Oh well, at least they're providing lunch..

Wish me luck. x


I wish you luck.

Here is some info if you want it.

Smart boards, imagine the board is just a big screen trim a finger nail to make it easier to use it, or simply use the computer it it attached to.

Check the calibration BEFORE the class. If it ain't calibrated use the keyboard on the computer it it attached to.

Don't write! Type using the typing function USE ARIAL FONT, this is disability act stuff. Because special schools were all closed down. You will have dyslexics and discalculia learners. Or use other San Serif fonts only. Writing can quickly lead to horrible things happening, use text box function instead. It also avoids spelling mistakes.

If you are interested there is a teacher criteria these days for a satisfactory lesson (satisfactory lessons aren't actually satisfactory as they are subtitled by Ofsted room for improvement).

Don't ask me how I know but OFSTED criteria is something like this:


Set out your objectives for 10 year olds 3-5 are acceptable. BE SPECIFIC and SMART (Specific, measurable, achievable, realistic, Time considered). You have to put these objectives at the start of the lesson AND the end of the lesson and check if you've achieved them.

Concept check, i.e. you can't say do you understand? You have to test them when asking to check they understand instructions. This gets on Ofsted's tits.

Class manage. I.e. move the sods around to demonstrate class management skills, schools all have a 1984 type psychological profile and work record on computer. Ask to look at the profiles and match strong with weak.

Be inclusive, and that means the kid who sits in the corner eating glue HAS to be given an opportunity to answer a question. EVERYBODY has to have a chance. You can't pick a fave strong learner. You can't code switch with such people as well, as it is considered by Ofsted to be discriminating against the able bodied children. Be prepared to give your slaves (teaching assistants) work sheets to run through questions with the weaker ones.

Be unpressured, which means if kid can't answer question after a max of two askings, you get somebody else to help him or her. As any more and Oftsted thinks it is pressure.

Differentiate, see the class profile I mentioned earlier? I.e. your class will have tards and genuises in it. Ask the tards easier questions. Stretch and challenge the clever people with more exercises.

Get people to stand up and write things on the board, Ofsted loves that.

Mix and match activities teacher at the front of the class lecturing is NOT acceptable for more than 20% of the class time.

Introduce an AWESOME warmer and I mean a youtube video of something absolutely awesome. A lot of children will complain WTF do I have to do maths for? You show them a few artillery barrages of Normandy and they'll be drooling.

There are many more items but these are the most important points.
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PostPosted: 21:50 - 06 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

MCW wrote:
SlimRick wrote:
Just imagine all the kids sat there in their underwear, and the nerves will disappear. HTH Thumbs Up


I'm not scared of the kids, just the adults doing the assessment...


No matter what you do the out come will be what it is, so relax, have fun with the kids and hit the main points that you want to do.
Or like the treachers in my kids school always have a training day two weeks before Xmas so you can get that extra shopping day in.
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PostPosted: 21:53 - 06 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

SlimRick wrote:
Just imagine all the kids sat there in their underwear, and the nerves will disappear. HTH Thumbs Up
Pretty sure there's 'registers' for that... Laughing
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PostPosted: 22:53 - 06 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

st3v3 wrote:
Pretty sure there's 'registers' for that... Laughing


I too have a register!!
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PostPosted: 22:54 - 06 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good luck, hope it all goes well.... Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 11:33 - 07 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hand out test cheat sheets, give them all an A+, everyone earns a bonus.

If you're not looking forward to it, then maybe teaching isn't for you.
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PostPosted: 13:33 - 07 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rogerborg wrote:
If you're not looking forward to it, then maybe teaching isn't for you.

What I wasn't looking forward to was the being observed and in competition for the job bit. I enjoy the actual teaching. I think it went ok. Just waiting for the interview now..
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PostPosted: 19:10 - 07 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

well.....
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PostPosted: 19:16 - 07 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good luck Very Happy
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PostPosted: 19:18 - 07 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

I dont understand why people would employ a younger woman over an older woman.

For me personally id always hire the older woman.

Younger women are no doubt likely going get pregnant and have time off and its the employers duty to get cover etc

I wouldnt want that hassle.

Probably the same reason men get hired over young women, though no employer would ever admit it.

Good luck

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PostPosted: 19:38 - 07 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Didn't get the job. Bumz Sad They have an ofsted inspection next term and wanted someone who has experience of current ofsted practice. Fine, but why interview me then?
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PostPosted: 19:57 - 07 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's rough, but must have done you good - have you asked for feedback regarding the lesson/interview?

Current Ofsted practice is to teach maths in a manner alien to the parents, from what I hear!
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PostPosted: 20:01 - 07 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Flatbadger wrote:
That's rough, but must have done you good - have you asked for feedback regarding the lesson/interview?

Thanks. Yes, I got very good feedback which really helped. Will keep trying. x
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PostPosted: 20:06 - 07 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Treat it as a practice interview - you'll find the next one easier Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 21:15 - 07 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

MCW wrote:
Didn't get the job. Bumz Sad They have an ofsted inspection next term and wanted someone who has experience of current ofsted practice. Fine, but why interview me then?


Its one of those things where they see what the rest of the field is like.

But Ofsted is very instrusive in their inspections, and as above your lessons have to be as above to get good/outstanding level on the Ofsted grading.

The other things Ofsted looks at are out of your control. So you don't need to worry about them. The only things under your control are lessons and the scheme of work and nothing else. Take notes from the above and you can give an impression of what you are talking about.
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PostPosted: 23:28 - 07 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wave2k wrote:
I dont understand why people would employ a younger woman over an older woman.


Happens a lot, strangely it's not always a man's cock that decides.

I know of a company down the road interviewed 2 candidates for a job, picked the young 25 year old woman over the older woman.

I kid you not, 1/2 a day into the 25 year old's first day she got up and said, "I'm going to lunch, I'm not coming back". The company frantically phoned the older candidate to see if she was still available. She still works there 3 years on. Originally the manager had wanted the older woman but HR wanted younger people in the company.

There's a lot of shit that goes on in companies over choices like this and from experience it's usually* other women that are the ones that block or derail other women's careers.

*generalisation based on what I've seen.

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PostPosted: 23:31 - 07 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

MCW wrote:
Didn't get the job. Bumz Sad They have an ofsted inspection next term and wanted someone who has experience of current ofsted practice. Fine, but why interview me then?


Shame about not getting the job, just use it as experience.

Don't ofsted change their mind every 10 minutes? So the requirement would be to be psychic...


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