The BCF Awards 2012 - *****Results***** on Page 7

[CaNsA]

These are the categories of the awards for nomination:

Most Helpful Member:
Most Unhelpful Member:
Most improved member:
Funniest Member:
Most Annoying Member:
Best Avatar:
Best Thread:
Best Project Thread:
Worst Crash:
Best Rider:
Worst Rider:
Favourite Bike:
Worst bike:
Stupidest Member:
Most Pointless Member:
Ultimate 'Ped-boi':
Funniest Thread:
King of forum:
Queen of forum:
Flouncer of the year:
Troll of the year:
N00b of the year:
Fail of the year:
Win of the year:

Simply Copy (Ctrl + C) and Paste (Ctrl + V) the above into a reply post and add your nominations.

Closing date:- 31st Dec 2012 23:59 NobCat Time

Self nomination is not allowed.
List copied from last year with a couple of categories added.

Please include a link to Best/Funniest Thread nominations.

[MarJay]

[The999Kid]

Most Helpful Member: 1930ariel
Most Unhelpful Member:covdude
Funniest Member:
Most Annoying Member: covdude
Best Avatar: dragonfly
Best Thread:
Best Project Thread: turbo bandit
Worst Crash: whoever split the sheep in 2 with a tlr...
Best Rider: Marmalade - watched him filter round the north circular on a pan... i wouldnt even try some of those gaps on a sportsbike!
Worst Rider: smiler
Favourite Bike:
Worst bike:
Stupidest Member:
Ultimate 'Ped-boi':
Funniest Thread: Cowboy tradesmen (descending into poetry) https://www.bikechatforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=3423314#3423314
King of forum: kwaks (posthumous)
Queen of forum: dragonfly
Flouncer of the year: Mark Roberts AKA Warped
Troll of the year: kradmelder
N00b of the year:
Fail of the year: smiler
Win of the year: kwaks (the dignity and self respect he carried in his final few months deserves to be called a win of the highest order)

Most improved : kradmelder
Most pointless : covdude
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NDB 19/10/1989 - 1/11/2010 |Nowhere.Elyseum wrote: I get the distinct feeling that Tim should be our secret weapon for future trolling. I don't know many people that can rip the piss in Iambic pentameter

[pinkyfloyd]

Most Helpful Member: Kickstart Again
Most Unhelpful Member: Dumbarse
Funniest Member: Smiler for his test/naked thread
Most Annoying Member: Dumbarse
Best Avatar: Scorps again
Best Thread: Karma thread
Best Project Thread: CB125 Cafe Racer
Worst Crash: Scaredycats busted leg
Best Rider: Marmalade for the sheer milage
Worst Rider: Smiler for not fucking passing yet!
Favourite Bike: Bishys Hornet before the paint job
Worst bike: Bishys old Hornetafter the paint job
Stupidest Member: Dumbarse
Ultimate 'Ped-boi': Dumbarse
Funniest Thread: Karma
King of forum: G Just cuz!
Queen of forum: Cornish Because shes funny
Flouncer of the year: Scottslass spectacularly flounced after the tranny thread
Troll of the year: Dumbarse for his trolling of Shereen
N00b of the year: -------- fuck knows
Fail of the year: Smiler for not passing already
Win of the year: Covdude for losing his red blobs for a year!

EDIT: added extra noms

Most improved member: Covdude. He was an intollerable wanker now hes a decent sorta wanker.
Most Pointless Member: Dumbarse. I mean really. Dumbarse!
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illuminateTHEmind wrote: I am just more evolved than most of you guys... this allows me to pick of things quickly which would have normally taken the common man years to master
Hockeystorm65:.well there are childish arguments...there are very childish arguments.....there are really stupid childish arguments and now there are......Pinkfloyd arguments!
Teflon-Mike:I think I agree with just about all Pinky has said.

[Trasler]

[The999Kid]

[Trasler]

Please, do enlighten me.
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Current Bike: 2005 Suzuki EN125-2A Grey.
Dream Bikes: Harley Davidson Roadster 883, Triumph Bonneville (British Racing Green) and Norton Commando 961.

[hellkat]

To be updated when I have more time...
Most Helpful Member: Pete
Most Unhelpful Member:
Most improved member: Covdude (personality-wise) / Unitynotsocrippled/Lone_Wolf (for merit in the field of improved physical incapacity without saying much about it )
Funniest Member:
Most Annoying Member: Warped's penis: by default it has to be even more annoying than he is.
Best Avatar: Lord Shaftesbury
Best Thread: Kwaks' "What shall I do for my kids before I die" thread
Best Project Thread: N/A I don't think I've even been in Projects this year.
Worst Crash: LukeVFR ( )
Best Rider: Marmalade (distance!!)
Worst Rider:
Favourite Bike: C-dug's CBR (now deceased)
Worst bike:
Stupidest Member:
Most pointless member:
Ultimate 'Ped-boi': iLLUMINATEthemind
Funniest Thread: Warped's Shitty Fish Fingers
King of forum: Nowhere.Elysium (intellect, supremo)
Queen of forum: Cornish
Flouncer of the year: ##Paddy## (was that a flounce or a cry for help?, Paddy you nutter! )
Troll of the year: Kradmelder (unintentional)
N00b of the year: Flatbadger/Cymbian Both interesting in their own funny little ways.
Fail of the year: Cornish v Ronan domestic over childcare
Win of the year: Kradmelder's acceptance despite being an unreconstructed racist, because he really does have some useful input, considerable experience and interesting life-stories to tell. Just because a person has conflicting views to the norm, or says things that make you uncomfortable, doesn't mean they are a complete waste of time.

I think we should have categories for "Most improved member", in which category I would nominate covdude, cos he wasn't that bad after all, was he.
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[pits]

[hellkat]

Flouncing is when a member threatens to leave, but then like a classic Diva, you lurk to read what everybody is saying about you, and then you return to respond.
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[pits]

Most Helpful Member: Kickstart
Most Unhelpful Member: Usually Wrong
Funniest Member: BlueX5
Most Annoying Member: Smiler
Best Avatar: Kickstart
Best Thread: Shereen fail R1 thread
Best Project Thread: Someone
Worst Crash: Smiler for crashing on a crispt packet
Best Rider: Fretgrinder for managing to miss that tree
Worst Rider: Smiler
Favourite Bike: Lilldics 916 fap
Worst bike: Smilers CB125Superdogshit
Stupidest Member: Smiler
Ultimate 'Ped-boi': Alphag
Funniest Thread: Warpeds fish finger shower of shit thread
King of forum: BlueX5
Queen of forum: Terh Lawrz
Flouncer of the year: Rhydian
Troll of the year: Chat Fog Collective
N00b of the year: Smiler
Fail of the year: Frets Jewish Racing Gold Hornet
Win of the year: Recluso smaller chicken strips than Fret after passing her test
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Stinkwheel: You have no right to free speech
00:32:08 Blau Zedong: yes, i am a massive CB400 fan and collector
00:33:00 Blau Zedong: the CB400 is my favourite road bike

[chris-red]

Most Helpful Member: Stinkwheel/kickstart
Most Unhelpful Member: Usually Wrong
Funniest Member:
Most Annoying Member: Usually Wrong
Best Avatar:
Best Thread:
Best Project Thread: Chris turbo (again)
Worst Crash: Luke
Best Rider:
Worst Rider: Smiler
Favourite Bike:
Worst bike: Usually Wrong
Stupidest Member: Usually Wrong
Ultimate 'Ped-boi':
Funniest Thread: Warpeds fish finger shower of shit thread
King of forum: Kickstart
Queen of forum: Hellkat
Flouncer of the year:
Troll of the year: Covdude
N00b of the year: Smiler
Fail of the year: Luke killing himself or the Hetzers Brother Saga
Win of the year: NE building the 3d printer

Will do the rest later.
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Well, you know what they say. If you want to save the world, you have to push a few old ladies down the stairs.
Skudd:- Perhaps she just thinks you are a window licker and is being nice just in case she becomes another Jill Dando.
WANTED:- Fujinon (Fuji) M42 (Screw on) lenses, let me know if you have anything.

[yaigi]

I've started composing my list.... is it ok to not have an answer at all for some of them?!
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What would you do in life, if you knew you could not fail?
Currently own - Fazer 600, 2000, Red. (But no riding as baby on board atm)

[MarJay]

[wizzzard]

Most Helpful Member: Cov. No really if you take how he was to how much more hes actually tried to help this year the huge difference alone qualifies him for this
Most Unhelpful Member: BigDan for his shitty input into the bobber project.
Funniest Member: Rogerborg. His sarcastic remarks and wordplay tickle me
Most Annoying Member: Dumbarse. Just because.
Best Avatar: Stinkwheel.
Best Thread: Last post wins. Everything under one roof
Best Project Thread: Binges Kangoo project cos it's just made of win.
Worst Crash: Luke VFR. Takes a lot to top that one.
Best Rider:
Worst Rider: Smiler. I mean that in the nicest possible way smiler
Favourite Bike:
Worst bike: Never insult someones bike or their other half
Stupidest Member: Dumbarse. Just because.
Ultimate 'Ped-boi': Dumbarse. Just because.
Funniest Thread:Anything warped starts
King of forum: Kwaks. An amazing man who inspired through his strength and courage.
Queen of forum: Shereen. I like the way she handles Dumbarse oooer
Flouncer of the year:
Troll of the year:
N00b of the year:
Fail of the year:
Win of the year: Going with Nowhere.elysiums 3D magic machine. So much want there.
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And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?
Zeitgeist / Addendum / Moving forward

[Recluso]

Most Helpful Member: Sickpup / Kickstart
Most Unhelpful Member: Covdude / Usually Wrong
Funniest Member: pits
Most Annoying Member: Hahadumbarse (or whatever he's going by)
Best Avatar: lozzypop
Best Thread: Shereen R1 vs. Insurance
Best Project Thread: CHR15 (one that ended up in the magazine)
Worst Crash: Smiler - that one where he went round the corner and there was a broken down car and he ended up in the hedge.
Best Rider: Marmalade and/or Sickpup
Worst Rider: Smiler
Favourite Bike: Fretgrinder's gold 'Hornet'
Worst bike:
Stupidest Member: Smiler/Hahadumbarse
Ultimate 'Ped-boi': 8Mile
Funniest Thread:
King of forum: Kwaks (posthumously)
Queen of forum: Lozzypop
Flouncer of the year: Scotslass
Troll of the year: Rob Fzs / Blue X5 / pits
N00b of the year:
Fail of the year:
Win of the year:
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'Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken.'
Honda PS125i > Yamaha YBR125 > Yamaha XJ6 Diversion > Yamaha Tracer 900

[nowhere.elysium]

Most Helpful Member: Stinkwheel. The man knows had to get stuff running at short notice like no other.
Most Unhelpful Member: I'm going to go with Teffers for this one: information fails to be useful if you've got to read for three hours to get thirty seconds' worth of pertinent content. It's a pity, because he was actually pretty good when he was in his terse phase a few months back.
Funniest Member: Kradmelder. The guy just doesn't appreciate how much of a caricature of a stereotype he comes across as.
Most Annoying Member: There are so many these days that it's hard to choose just the one.
Best Avatar: kestrel - purely because it's the image I now associate with warped having his arse handed to him.
Best Thread: 8 foot effluent ejection. Need I say more?
Best Project Thread: binge's Kangoo thread. I've never successfully given a toss about a French vehicle prior to now, so hats off for that one
Worst Crash: LukeVFR's one. I didn't like the guy, but he won this onerous accolade indusputably.
Best Rider: Marmalade; aside from the mileage, that pothole he encountered just after buying his GSXR made my ringpiece twitch like a good'un.
Worst Rider: Alpha-9. The boy just can't stay upright.
Favourite Bike: sickpup's facemeltingly beautiful GSXR.
Worst bike: mysterious_rider's Bandit. Sorry m_r, but it's an abomination.
Stupidest Member: Pretty much anyone that's just out of the 'New Bikers' subforum; not because of their inexperience on two wheels, but because it's like a special needs kindergarten in there.
Ultimate 'Ped-boi': illuminateTHEmind. Boy, you're a fucking idiot.
Funniest Thread: Usually_Wrong's impromptu poetry face-off.
King of forum: Kickstart.
Queen of forum: I'm thinking that there needs to be a hellkat/Recluso/lozzypop face-off. I'll provide the gelatine.
Flouncer of the year: Haven't bothered keeping track of people that closely this year.
Troll of the year: Mondeo Man. He knows how to push people's buttons.
N00b of the year: shereen - 'What do you mean I can't insure an R1? Not even if I put flat bars on it?'
Fail of the year: Warped's return. Again.
Win of the year: Smiler's Mod 1 thread. Painfully funny, that was.
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'10 SV650SF, '83 GS650GT (it lives!), Questionable DIY dash project, 3D Printer project, Lasercutter project

[DrDonnyBrago]

Most Helpful Member: Pete
Most Unhelpful Member: Teflon Mike - too much shit and reiteration obscuring anything potentially useful, can't say I've read much past the first line all year
Funniest Member:
Most Annoying Member: Mondeo man
Best Avatar: G
Best Thread: Fizzer thou's R1 engine rebuild
Best Project Thread: One of the many "Tim's VFR" threads
Worst Crash: The guy with the 848 that had internal bleeding and a stinky surgical wound (Ben?)
Best Rider: Marmalade
Worst Rider: Smiler
Favourite Bike:
Worst bike: Stuart's rusty paint peeling victory
Stupidest Member: 0.004"
Ultimate 'Ped-boi': hahadumbarse
Funniest Thread: Sodding cowboys
King of forum: Kwaks
Queen of forum: Keggyhander
Flouncer of the year: "I'm a lady" scotslass
Troll of the year: Kradmelder
N00b of the year: Kradmelder
Win of the year: Smiler getting someone to pay for his tests
Fail of the year: Smiler failing after someone paid for his tests

Most improved member: Covdude
Most pointless member:

[Alpha-9]

Most Helpful Member: Rogerborg
Most Unhelpful Member: YellowX5
Funniest Member: Rogerborg
Most Annoying Member: Usually_wrong
Best Avatar: DonnyBrago
Best Thread: BCF Picture challenge thread
Best Project Thread: All CHR1S' projects
Worst Crash: LukeVFR
Best Rider: ##Paddy##
Worst Rider: Usually_wrong
Favourite Bike: Striple (dunno honestly)
Worst bike: The ferrari bike....thing
Stupidest Member: Sooo many....usually_wrong again i'm afraid
Ultimate 'Ped-boi': illuminateTHEmind or whatever his name is
Funniest Thread: Dumbass vs Shereen
King of forum: G
Queen of forum: Cornish
Flouncer of the year: covdude for failbanning himself
Troll of the year: X5, he's relentless
N00b of the year: usually_wrong
Fail of the year: computid on kotachi's CG
Win of the year: Smilers test fee thread!!!!

Most pointless member: WULFSTAN (pretty sure hes a wank-sockpuppet)
Most improved member: Covdude
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Fzr-600 1999

[yaigi]

Most Helpful Member: #Paddy#
Most Unhelpful Member: Mark Roberts
Most improved member: covdude
Funniest Member: rogerborg
Most Annoying Member: Hahadumbarse
Best Avatar: Coxy_UK
Best Thread: BCF Bike Picture Challenge
Best Project Thread: MarkJ - for his grotty hornet thread
Worst Crash: bEN_ - for a low speed crash that was a whole lot of damage to his belly. The pics were especially lovely.
Best Rider: Red Devil - saw his track day vids and made my tummy go funny
Worst Rider: Smiler
Favourite Bike: talcumpowderbut - Honda VFR that looks like it's come straight out of a retro computer game, love it!
Worst bike: Anything Chinese
Stupidest Member: Kradmelder - obviously not evolved enough yet to accept skin colour doesn't make the person. Which is a shame because apart from that he comes out with some sensible stuff.
Most Pointless Member:
Ultimate 'Ped-boi': Amnesty
Funniest Thread: What's your most embarrassing moment on your bike? Started by Matty King, this thread had some proper lol moments for me! It needs to be revived I think…
King of forum: Kwaks
Queen of forum: Cornish
Flouncer of the year:
Troll of the year: Golden Showers
N00b of the year: I'm only new this year myself so I'm not really sure
Fail of the year: Smiler. Everything Smiler.
Win of the year: Alpha-9 - for not killing himself or actually doing any serious damage to himself regardless of amount of times he has binned his bike.
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What would you do in life, if you knew you could not fail?
Currently own - Fazer 600, 2000, Red. (But no riding as baby on board atm)

[chris-red]

Just read that Shereen thread

[FretGrinder]

Most Helpful Member: Sickpup - has given me and countless others awesome tips for riding and winter gear.
Most Unhelpful Member: Hahadumbarse/Hahadumball/Hahanumbarse
Most improved member:
Funniest Member: pits
Most Annoying Member: Hahadumbarse/Hahadumball/Hahanumbarse
Best Avatar: Pits
Best Thread: BCF bike picture challenge - is fun to see what people can come up with
Best Project Thread: CHR15 and his deathweapon
Worst Crash: Undecided
Best Rider: Sickpup
Worst Rider: Smiler
Favourite Bike: Undecided
Worst bike: Undecided
Stupidest Member: Smiler
Most Pointless Member: Hahadumbarse/Hahadumball/Hahanumbarse
Ultimate 'Ped-boi': 8Mile/sorryunlucky
Funniest Thread: The shereen hate thread
King of forum: Sickpup/Kickstart
Queen of forum: Lozzypop1
Flouncer of the year: Undecided
Troll of the year: YellowX5/Pits/Rob FZS
N00b of the year: 8Mile/sorryunlucky
Fail of the year: Smiler
Win of the year: Undecided
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Yamaha MT-09

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[TomGT]

Most Helpful Member: Rogerborg
Most Unhelpful Member: Chalky.
Most improved member: illuminateTHEmind
Funniest Member: Roger"you can't unthink that"borg
Most Annoying Member: Covdude
Best Avatar: Kradmelder
Best Thread: Enduro Numpty
Best Project Thread: Tim's VFR nc30 project.
Worst Crash: ScaredyCat
Best Rider: ##Paddy##
Worst Rider: Alpha 9
Favourite Bike: SUFUCKINZUKI
Worst bike: Usually_wrong's chinese shitheap
Stupidest Member: Covdude
Most Pointless Member: Covdude
Ultimate 'Ped-boi': jamie182861
Funniest Thread: The whole Warped fish thing
King of forum: Kickstarter
Queen of forum: The999Kid
Flouncer of the year: Usually_wrong
Troll of the year: Mattyking
N00b of the year: jamie182861
Fail of the year: Warped/Fairies Attack/Marc Roberts
Win of the year: Smiler getting his tits out
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1992 ZXR 400

[Blau Zedong]

Most Helpful Member: Kickstart
Most Unhelpful Member: Teflon Mike
Most improved member: Carb0n - went from race tuned Hyosung wanker to full licence holder and ocassional chatphog
Funniest Member: Pits
Most Annoying Member: IlluminateTHEmind
Best Avatar: Lozzypop
Best Thread: The Shereen insurance bitch one
Best Project Thread: Chrissy - GK73A GSXR400
Worst Crash: LukeVFR - Despite my dislike of the guy I can't name any other fatal RTA's involving BCF members this year
Best Rider: Marmalade
Worst Rider: Smiler (because there is youtube proof)
Favourite Bike: Sickpup - GSXR750RK
Worst bike: sirswali's conversion of a GSXR1100W into the motorcycling equivalent of the clap
Stupidest Member: Usually Wrong
Most Pointless Member: 8mile
Ultimate 'Ped-boi': IlluminateTHEmind
Funniest Thread: Warped's fish factory full of shit and the resulting drama
King of forum: Mr Fisty
Queen of forum: Lozzypop
Flouncer of the year: Warped, even though he did a Terminator and rose from the flames despite BCF's best attempts to get him to fuck off
Troll of the year: RobFZS for his intellectual checkmate of TUG and Shereen
N00b of the year: None of them. All n00bs should be gassed
Fail of the year: Sammy having his test funded and still fucking up
Win of the year: RobFZS actually buying an X5 rather than talking about it.
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18:54:48 Rob Fzs: jews don't give away stuff for free

18:54:59 Rob Fzs: unless its their clothes/ hair/ golden teeth

[The Artist]

Most Helpful Member: Kickstart
Most Unhelpful Member: Hahadumbfuck
Most improved member: alpha-9
Funniest Member: -
Most Annoying Member: hahadumbfuck
Best Avatar: mistergixer
Best Thread: -
Best Project Thread:
Worst Crash: crisp packet
Best Rider:
Worst Rider: crisp packet boy
Favourite Bike: Still Blackwolfs old vtr
Worst bike: GS125 cube model
Stupidest Member: hahadumbfuck
Most Pointless Member: covdude
Ultimate 'Ped-boi': dumbfuck
Funniest Thread:
King of forum:
Queen of forum: Hellkat
Flouncer of the year: covdude
Troll of the year: x5
N00b of the year: covdude
Fail of the year: computit binning that cg
Win of the year: smilers nude crisp packet posing