In trouble with the mrs

[Wonko The Sane]

On my way to work this morning, did my usual overtake of traffic at the traffic lights to go through the narrow bridge (traffic lights to allow only one direction of traffic at once)

I normally nip up the middle of the road and join into the traffic just as it sets off under the bridge.

What I hadn't counted on was being behind the wife in the car, she was in the queue of traffic that I came past!

She's not completely ignoring me, but isn't being her usual friendly self!

[scorps]

Im struggling to see what could annoy her here
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[Clutchy]

HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK


She's going to divorce you bro, sorry.
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[Clanger]

[Paulington]

Your wife is being huffy, puffy and just acting like a child because you filtered past her at traffic lights?

Tell her to man up, there's no issue? .
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[SQL]

Lol is that it, I (Backfire) shoot my missus, give her the full rev range at lights, just so that she is aware I am there lol.

Funny As fook

[Raffles]

I think that you should make the most of the peace and quiet whilst it lasts.
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[Rogerborg]

Cosmo hasn't equipped her to deal with your raw masculine power. She's confused and vulnerable.

Time to go Gary. Full force.
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[The Shaggy D.A.]

Tell her if she doesn't like it, ride a bike.
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[yaigi]

Tell her to go faster next time and then she'll be through the lights before you catch up.

Just watch out she doesn't open the door on you next time
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[mosc7pc2]

Surely this is your opportunity to persuade her to do a CBT and get her on 2 wheels?
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[oldpink]

Meh your f****
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[recman]

[metalangel]