Riders pact

[Flip]

Right, thats it, I can't take so many posts about so many off us crashing, so, no more.

We all must make a pact not to crash anymore, the forum curse has gone ape sh1t and we must fight back before someone gets seriously hurt.

You must pledge not to crash by posting here

'I (state your name) do solomley delclare that I will not bail regardless of bad driving, riding like a tw*t and weather conditions etc. I will stay on the bike, with the rubber side down. The curse can suck my d1ck'

F*ck the curse 'cause the curse f*cked me

[Gti]

Did anyone else look at the topic above this one to see a crash thread posted under 10 minutes after this was?

Please don't jinks us with anti-crash threads!
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[The Dude]

I The Dude do solomley declare that I will not bail regardless of bad driving, riding like a tw*t and weather conditions etc. I will stay on the bike, with the rubber side down from now on. The curse can suck The Dude's d1ck'

[Liono]

I am starting to think that BCF stands for Bike Crash Forums. I've probably just cursed myself by saying that, so will have to be extra careful this afternoon.

[synaptyx]

[mrchips]

If I say that sure enough I will run into the back of a car on my bike lesson today.

[Dom]

Hehe, dead on mrchips. If I said that it'd just be asking for something slippery on the road to catch me out or some dumb mum driving her kids to school to take me out in the morning.

[craigie b]

---Puts hand on Bible, clears throat-----
"I ,Craigie B, do solomley delclare that I will not bail regardless of bad driving, riding like a tw*t and weather conditions etc. I will stay on the bike, with the rubber side down. The curse can suck my d1ck"

One more of us, one less of them!

[Blitz_]

I ,Blitz_, do solomley delclare that I will not bail regardless of bad driving, riding like a tw*t and weather conditions etc. I will stay on the bike, with the rubber side down... Here i cant really continue the way it should be said However curse can just f*ck off!!!!

[NickD]

I do solomnly swear, that I will do exactly as I fecking please, particularly regarding speed, etc, and am fully prepared to accept the consequences of my actions............ And am not at all worried that I'm taking delivery of a Blackbird next month.........honest!
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I was only doing what it said on my licence officer....
Tear along the dotted line!

[Azmodeus]

I Azmodeus do solomley delclare that I will not bail regardless of bad driving, riding like a tw - ARRRRRRGH! *SMASH*


That will teach me to use my laptop while riding.

Ow.

[spitefuljack]

Its not only here though....

I go on another forum and there is at least one crash a month. Last month, a chap we knew from croydon, was in a fatal.

Its enough for you to seriously re evaluate riding on the road.

So yeh, the less I hear about it, the better!

[Flip]

I really don't think this thread will jinx you people it's just a bit of fun, that's all. A bit of positive thinking. Besides the curse is doing all the work anyway

[mchaggis]

[yambabe]

I, Babyyam, do solemnly swear that as I am a girly wimp my bike is now tucked up nice & warm in the shed with a good coating of WD40, there to stay til the weather gets better.....

......well, except to do a couple of toy runs. And a couple of rideouts with mates or my other half. And just a quick blat about when it's not actually raining and I'm not at work. Oh and the rally ( ) I'm due to go to next weekend.

Hmmm.

I Babyyam do solemnly swear that I will just be dead careful when I'm out on my bike, and try my hardest not to drop it or crash it!
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Sod falling in love, I wanna fall in chocolate.

[Jrod]

I zxr400er do solomnly swear, that I will do exactly as I fecking please, particularly regarding speed, etc, and am fully prepared to accept the consequences of my actions.
(I prefer this one)

[Sparks!]

I prefer this one.

"Falling of is fun, I vow to fall off more often, starting this weekend"
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