Don't EVER nod !

[Rogue_Shadow]

Hey BCF

Don't know what to do
Was out late tonight, heading back home at a sensible speed. I see a large looking bike up ahead on the opposite side of the road and as I get closer I realise it a police bike.
So as I get close, I see the rider and give him a nod (as you do)

About 5 minutes later, the whole road is lit up with blue lights as this Police bike sits up my ass, I immediately move aside thinking the rider wants to get pass me. The road is clear of traffic it's worth mentioning. After I shimmy to the left the Police bike follows my change in position , so I pull over to the side of the road and the Police bike pull up behind me.

This guy walks over, grabs the keys from my SV and throws them over towards his bike. So I go to get off my bike shouting at him what the fuck is he doing, but he pushes down hard on my shoulder forcing me back into the seat.

" Don't EVER do that to me again" the guy yells

then walks back to his bike and pisses off

Leaving me, fumbling around in the dark with my iPhone torch trying to find my keys.
Which I do eventually. I'm still in shock! Why me? Why today?
I didn't even get a registration plate or id number
Trololololol - April fools,shit I got work in the morning!

[dannymassive]

no way, same thing happened to me.

and i'm the pope!
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[SQL]

You have the county you were in and the time correct?

The IPCC would like to hear from you probably.

[HJM]

https://i.imgur.com/Zx9xt1T.jpg
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[radicalrabit]

def complaint to the IPCC . State the time and the place so they will know which bike was involved
but copy the letter to the chief constable and to your MP that way the chief constable knows you have made a complaint and knows he is likely to be getting a letter from your Mp and the onus is thus on him also to look into the matter ..I did that and the complaints dept from the Police were round my house wanting details of the officers involved in my case and the actions and as a result three officers got bollocked
I also suggest to mention the bullying officer who was responsible for the death of the guy during the london riots who was innocent of any wrong doing And that the police are supposed to be against bullys on the force,
Give em shit !
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[Tungtvann]

I nodded at someone flying in a UFO and they turned me into a cabbage.

[illuminateTHE...]

April post or truth hmmm?
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[scream aim fire]

wow some people are reeeeaaallly stupid aren't they?


It says it in huge white letters ffs
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[illuminateTHE...]

"Trololololol - April fools,shit I got work in the morning!"
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[covent.gardens]

I saw this post when it was first written and though I didn't realise or see the comment that it was an April Fool, I knew something was wrong so held off from replying.

Glad I didn't make an arse of myself - some got done!

[Nick_Giles]

[DottyDuck]

same thing happened to me... but i nearly got taizered too!
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[27cows]

Opposite happened to me. I rode past a cop bike and just looked ahead.

Ten minutes later, six old Bill cars, eight bikes, police chopper overhead. Dogs barking as they emerged from the woods. Stop Stick across the road. Came off and hit the deck hard. 19 fat bastards then proceeded to do a Rodney King on me for not nodding. The one leading the merciless attack was only that fucker Inspector Burnside off The Bill! The complete shithouse.
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[Casper]

Even though this is a joke I have since day one of riding bikes is when stopped by police or you stop to help someone the first thing is take keys out ignition and stick in pocket. The world is full of smart arses. Don't be a victim of the smart arse.

[soforene]

I think you must have done the "Ghey Nod".

Coppers hate that one.

[Nick_Giles]

[Clutchy]

Very good
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[27cows]

[kingsknight]

That is very strange. I have had coppers give me the nod before!
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[recman]

[daffy]

[Shinigami]

haha this thread is fantastic. Well played OP, well played
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[Nick_Giles]

[Irn-Bru]

I nodded once and pulled a muscle in my neck, never again
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