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| Benno |
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 Benno World Chat Champion

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 Posted: 23:15 - 04 Apr 2013 Post subject: Receding hairline, related feels & insane paranoia |
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Just noticed it is receding, very slightly, at the front sides.
I'm now paranoid whenever I have a shower and towel off my hair; for years a few hairs have always come off when I do this, now it scares the shit out of me.
I'm paranoid whenever I put my bike helmet/beret/any kind of hat on; my motorcycle helmet in particular is hairs all over the inside and the beret is insanely itchy, which can't be good.
I'm paranoid whenever I go to bed; maybe lying on my side with the side of my head on the pillow is the reason that those areas are receding, even though I know (by observation) that this is how most men recede?
I'm paranoid whenever I scratch my head, which I do a lot out of habit; what if I'm scratching off the skin and causing the death of hairs?
I'm paranoid whenever it's windy; what if the wind blows away some of my precious hair and I never get it back? Cruel, cruel fate.
I'm paranoid whenever my sort-of girlfriend runs her hand through my hair; should I tell her to cut it out because she could be speeding up my baldness? Who knows.
Probably prattled on about my paranoia enough now. Bollocks to baldness. Have a nice night BCF, hope your pillows don't plunder too much of your hair  ____________________ I'm autistic. That means I'm smarter than you. |
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| Tungtvann |
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| Eddie Hitler |
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 Eddie Hitler World Chat Champion

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My view is to feel lucky that your a man and balding. It's accepted and not something that should worry you. Women who go through this should rightly feel upset, but if I were you I would cut it short and feel in control of the situation. It's part of life, embrace it mate.  |
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| Ariel Badger |
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| Benno |
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 Benno World Chat Champion

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| Teflon-Mike |
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| Ariel Badger wrote: | I am blessed with a full head of hair but I have it shaved every month. you are just a baldy, praise God you are not a ginger. |
Oi! You! Dont mock the Golden Locks!
Mind, I've sort of given up caring with my barnet.
Some days its red, some days a mucky brown, always unruly, and not sure whether it wants to go grey or just bugger off, and what would be the most disagreable way to do either?
Receed from the forhead? or Moon-spot from the crown?
Grey at the temples, flecks of grey, or perhaps just random streaks?
Or, a little of everything... and drag it out as long as we can!
I am the first bloke on either side of my line, to have more than half a head of hair past 30.. I really expected it to just bugger off, in a hurry... and look like all the other MOB's in my ancestry, but no... been teasing me with trauma for a decade just 'threatening' something, without doing an awful lot...
So there... you think you have problems!
Balding...Greying.. and Ginger!
With freckles!
At least I'm not Welsh... oh... hang on.... I think I part am! ____________________ My Webby'Tef's-tQ, loads of stuff about my bikes, my Land-Rovers, and the stuff I do with them!
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| cimbian |
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 cimbian World Chat Champion

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Been going bald since about 21. 31 years later and still waiting for it to bugger-off and save me the cost of shampoo.
I just cut it close and get on with life. If I need to get a comb to it it is time for the clippers again.
Contrast this to my 23 year old son that uses gel, 'mud', 'clay' and straighteners before he'd answer the door!  ____________________ 22PlusY
Current: Moto Guzzi 1100 Breva. Previous: Honda XL650V TransAlp
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 yaigi World Chat Champion

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I'll bet you a tenner that worrying/stressing about it will just make it worse  ____________________ What would you do in life, if you knew you could not fail?
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I always found it odd that the balding or bald get the best beards.. ____________________ CBT: 12/06/10, Theory: 22/09/10, Module 1: 09/11/10, Module 2: 19/01/11
Past: 1991 Honda CG125BR-J, 1992 (1980) Honda XL125S, 1996 Kawasaki GPZ500S, 1979 MZ TS150.
Current: 1973 MZ ES250/2 - 18k, 1979 Suzuki TS185ER - 10k, 1981 Honda CX500B - 91k, 1987 MZ ETZ250 - 40k, 1989 MZ ETZ251 - 52k. |
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I went through a bit of receding 15 - 20 years ago and then it stopped. Don't run out and buy extra polish just yet!
You can also do a combover and mention your 'helmet hair' problem.
https://s21.postimg.org/bsw2a0v1z/the_ultimate_comb_over_1153.jpg ____________________ If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 13 years, 225 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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