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Benno
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PostPosted: 23:15 - 04 Apr 2013    Post subject: Receding hairline, related feels & insane paranoia Reply with quote

Just noticed it is receding, very slightly, at the front sides.

I'm now paranoid whenever I have a shower and towel off my hair; for years a few hairs have always come off when I do this, now it scares the shit out of me.

I'm paranoid whenever I put my bike helmet/beret/any kind of hat on; my motorcycle helmet in particular is hairs all over the inside and the beret is insanely itchy, which can't be good.

I'm paranoid whenever I go to bed; maybe lying on my side with the side of my head on the pillow is the reason that those areas are receding, even though I know (by observation) that this is how most men recede?

I'm paranoid whenever I scratch my head, which I do a lot out of habit; what if I'm scratching off the skin and causing the death of hairs?

I'm paranoid whenever it's windy; what if the wind blows away some of my precious hair and I never get it back? Cruel, cruel fate.

I'm paranoid whenever my sort-of girlfriend runs her hand through my hair; should I tell her to cut it out because she could be speeding up my baldness? Who knows.


Probably prattled on about my paranoia enough now. Bollocks to baldness. Have a nice night BCF, hope your pillows don't plunder too much of your hair Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 23:17 - 04 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have too much hair, you want some?
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PostPosted: 23:18 - 04 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

My view is to feel lucky that your a man and balding. It's accepted and not something that should worry you. Women who go through this should rightly feel upset, but if I were you I would cut it short and feel in control of the situation. It's part of life, embrace it mate. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 23:30 - 04 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am blessed with a full head of hair but I have it shaved every month. you are just a baldy, praise God you are not a ginger.
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PostPosted: 23:34 - 04 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maybe it's the bugs?
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PostPosted: 23:47 - 04 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

G wrote:
Maybe it's the bugs?


OH GOD MY BRAIN, THEY'RE FEEDING ON IT!!!!

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It's accepted and not something that should worry you


Except downgrading my already precarious 'out-of-ten' rating Crying or Very sad

You know, I'm not even sure how tongue in cheek I am right now
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PostPosted: 08:34 - 05 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ariel Badger wrote:
I am blessed with a full head of hair but I have it shaved every month. you are just a baldy, praise God you are not a ginger.

Oi! You! Dont mock the Golden Locks!
Mind, I've sort of given up caring with my barnet.
Some days its red, some days a mucky brown, always unruly, and not sure whether it wants to go grey or just bugger off, and what would be the most disagreable way to do either?
Receed from the forhead? or Moon-spot from the crown?
Grey at the temples, flecks of grey, or perhaps just random streaks?
Or, a little of everything... and drag it out as long as we can!
I am the first bloke on either side of my line, to have more than half a head of hair past 30.. I really expected it to just bugger off, in a hurry... and look like all the other MOB's in my ancestry, but no... been teasing me with trauma for a decade just 'threatening' something, without doing an awful lot...
So there... you think you have problems!
Balding...Greying.. and Ginger!
With freckles!
At least I'm not Welsh... oh... hang on.... I think I part am!
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PostPosted: 08:56 - 05 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Been going bald since about 21. 31 years later and still waiting for it to bugger-off and save me the cost of shampoo. Smile

I just cut it close and get on with life. If I need to get a comb to it it is time for the clippers again.

Contrast this to my 23 year old son that uses gel, 'mud', 'clay' and straighteners before he'd answer the door! Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 09:12 - 05 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

been happening to me for years, it's now a race between losing hair and gowing grey for me
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PostPosted: 09:24 - 05 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have a bald spot and receded like my hairline is running away from my face.

I noticed it falling out in Uni... used to wear hair gel and everytime I showered I had clumps of hair in my hands. I now have a number 1 all over as otherwise my sides grow quicker than the top and it looks weird.

Used to be senstitive about my hairline when I was in my early twenties, but 30 is just around the corner and I can't say I really care much anymore. If a magic procedure comes out that gives me my a hairy head again I would jump at it... but not holding my breath.

I looked into the whole baldness issue and you never loose your hair, they just become weaker and eventually aren't strong enough to break trough the skin. So essentially there is a possibility for a cure of some sort to be invented but who knows.
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PostPosted: 09:25 - 05 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

cimbian wrote:

Contrast this to my 23 year old son that uses gel, 'mud', 'clay' and straighteners before he'd answer the door! Rolling Eyes


https://i.imgur.com/AGzNREE.jpg


Says someone with multicolored hair...... Cool
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PostPosted: 09:30 - 05 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'll bet you a tenner that worrying/stressing about it will just make it worse Wink
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PostPosted: 09:38 - 05 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

The strong wiry hair I hated as a kid is coming into its own now that my age starts with a 3 and all my old school-friends with their spikes and their curtains and their flowing locks are now all balding at a rate visible to the human eye.

I could still grow something akin to an afro if I so desired, although I don't really have the complection for it.
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PostPosted: 10:00 - 05 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

A ginger afro ... nice.
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PostPosted: 10:07 - 05 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

OP MTFU and buy some clippers. No 1 all over. Nothing worse (imho) than a sad act like my brother desperately clinging on to the ever dwindling hairs covering his pate.
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PostPosted: 10:17 - 05 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

yaigi wrote:
I'll bet you a tenner that worrying/stressing about it will just make it worse Wink


Drugs. I need drugs to make me stop worrying. Lots of drugs.
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PostPosted: 10:28 - 05 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 10:35 - 05 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shave it and rock the Jason Statham look:

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PostPosted: 10:54 - 05 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

I always found it odd that the balding or bald get the best beards..
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PostPosted: 11:27 - 05 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Benno wrote:

Drugs. I need drugs to make me stop worrying. Lots of drugs.
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PostPosted: 11:30 - 05 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

My hair is also running away, receeding at front, moon starting at crown and thin or broken hair everywhere else. Shoulder length and pic of it in the beard thread. I wonder if there is a correlation between body hair and balding on top?

I wonder if I could get a transplant of that unwanted hair on my arse? Laughing
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Bubbs wrote:

I looked into the whole baldness issue and you never loose your hair, they just become weaker and eventually aren't strong enough to break trough the skin. So essentially there is a possibility for a cure of some sort to be invented but who knows.



very interesting. Does that mean they are ingrowing around my brain?
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PostPosted: 11:38 - 05 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Skin it and don't sweat it.

You'll find it looks better at a number 1 (or zero - I don't use an attachment at all these days) than when it's thinning.
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PostPosted: 11:50 - 05 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

I went through a bit of receding 15 - 20 years ago and then it stopped. Don't run out and buy extra polish just yet!

You can also do a combover and mention your 'helmet hair' problem.

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PostPosted: 12:15 - 05 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

LordShaftesbury wrote:
A ginger afro ... nice.

What makes you think I am ginger? Them's fightin' words.
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PostPosted: 12:36 - 05 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

kramdra wrote:
My hair is also running away, receeding at front, moon starting at crown and thin or broken hair everywhere else. Shoulder length...


Thinking

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