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The Artist
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PostPosted: 19:30 - 09 Apr 2013    Post subject: NORTH KOREA ATTACKS! Reply with quote
https://www.theonion.com/video/tensions-mount-after-north-korea-destroys-all-of-a,20914/

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PostPosted: 19:43 - 09 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: 19:43 - 09 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Fair enough, he's had a few Big Mac attacks and he's mad Smile
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Their escalation strategy is to next destroy the moon, thereby eliminating tidal variations and bringing misery to untold thousands of people who moor boats inland and/or enjoy fishing.

WHERE WILL IT END?
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PostPosted: 20:03 - 09 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
My Korea is over.
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PostPosted: 20:29 - 09 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
It wont be long before kim kong actually detonates a nuke over a major city for real. The guys nuttier than squirrel shit.
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PostPosted: 20:32 - 09 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
binge wrote:
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Wtf is a "War Mongler"?

So many memes, or similar, ruined by shoddy spelling or grammar. Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: 23:41 - 09 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
TheBikerStig wrote:
It wont be long before kim kong actually detonates a nuke over a major city for real. The guys nuttier than squirrel shit.

He's bluffing like a mofo.
Everyone knows it... I just hope he knows!

When your leader and everyone bows to you like you're a God like they do him, maybe you could start to feel like you are a God and are invincible...

America would soon put him right Very Happy
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PostPosted: 01:53 - 10 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Meanwhile, America is getting it's pew pew pew on.

https://www.guardian.co.uk/science/video/2013/apr/09/us-navy-laser-cannon-drone-video

So on the off chance North Korea develops long range ballistic nuclear warheads that can hit America, pretty soon they'll also need to find some way to make them impervious to laser interception.
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If he keeps postulating like he has of recent months I'm quite sure he'll end up being assassina...... er.... I mean having an unfortunate heart attack or contracting a very sudden and deadly illness.
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PostPosted: 09:44 - 10 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
I'm presuming China will shit on his party before it gets out of hand.
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PostPosted: 09:51 - 10 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Polarbear wrote:
I'm presuming China will shit on his party before it gets out of hand.


Both Communist countries. Both been subjected to severe trade sanctions for extended periods by the U.S. More chance of them becoming allies IMO despite what the Chinese have been saying.
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PostPosted: 11:09 - 10 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Pete. wrote:
Polarbear wrote:
I'm presuming China will shit on his party before it gets out of hand.


Both Communist countries. Both been subjected to severe trade sanctions for extended periods by the U.S. More chance of them becoming allies IMO despite what the Chinese have been saying.



China and North Korea also have a mutual defense treaty (Sino-North Korean Mutual Aid and Cooperation Friendship Treaty) which was renewed in 2001 for 20 years, which means china are bound by treaty to support north Korea. Though treaty's like this between other states have been waved or not fully implemented in the past such as the current oldest active treaty in the world the Anglo-Portuguese Treaty of 1373 which was not fully implemented during the second world war for example, So even if it did kick off china could give limited or refuse military aid to North Korea as they do have a lot to loose if they did get involved as its not the 1950's anymore.
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PostPosted: 11:43 - 10 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Vracktal wrote:
Meanwhile, America is getting it's pew pew pew on.

https://www.guardian.co.uk/science/video/2013/apr/09/us-navy-laser-cannon-drone-video

So on the off chance North Korea develops long range ballistic nuclear warheads that can hit America, pretty soon they'll also need to find some way to make them impervious to laser interception.

Although heaven knows why the Yanks have chosen to name the ship it's installed on the USS Ponce.
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PostPosted: 11:48 - 10 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Love The Onion Laughing

I would post this on my FB but I know for a fact some people would take it seriously Surprised

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PostPosted: 12:44 - 10 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
I've completed homefront twice, I think I know a thing or two about dealing with communists if they ever invade us
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PostPosted: 13:47 - 10 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
krarkol wrote:
I've completed homefront twice, I think I know a thing or two about dealing with communists if they ever invade us



I unfortunately watched the remake of "Red Dawn" I think I know a thing or two about crappy unbelievable North Korean invasions. Laughing
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PostPosted: 14:16 - 10 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
tatters wrote:
I unfortunately watched the remake of "Red Dawn"

How can you re-make a documentary? Neutral
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PostPosted: 15:24 - 10 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
krarkol wrote:
I've completed homefront twice, I think I know a thing or two about dealing with communists if they ever invade us


Stand back and let your friends open the door?
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PostPosted: 15:27 - 10 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Pete. wrote:
Polarbear wrote:
I'm presuming China will shit on his party before it gets out of hand.


Both Communist countries. Both been subjected to severe trade sanctions for extended periods by the U.S. More chance of them becoming allies IMO despite what the Chinese have been saying.


China subjected to severe US trade sanctions? Would this be the one where they send vast amounts of cheap plastic and electronic toy crap to oh so covertly invade and fill Walmart and others shelves, then with the resultant dollar value buy over 1 Trillion in US treasury bonds, US ports, US land, etc etc. They really should have got Cuba, Iran and Iraq in on these kind of severe sanctions IYAM.
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China subjected to severe US trade sanctions? Would this be the one where they send vast amounts of cheap plastic and electronic toy crap to oh so covertly invade and fill Walmart and others shelves, then with the resultant dollar value buy over 1 Trillion in US treasury bonds, US ports, US land, etc etc. They really should have got Cuba, Iran and Iraq in on these kind of severe sanctions IYAM.



Pre WTO there were pretty big barriers to Chinese business.

Also the US government last month stopped any Chinese made goods being bought by government agencies due to 'security concerns'
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NK propaganda is already spreading Laughing

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Their nuclear technology is not even as good as the USA in the 1940's. They need a lot of space to detonate a nuclear device, and it certainly won't fit on top of their piddling little rockets.

If they do 'go nuclear' then China will rescind their mutual defence pact and invade from the north. The US and South Korea will invade from the south. The commanders of the two expeditionary forces will shake hands in Pyonyang when they realise they can overcome the North Korean army by giving them food.

North Korea will end up owned by china and the US will be happy about it.
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