Making a meal

[Yoyo]

Miss B has asked me to make her a meal tonight.
I used to cook for the lads when down in London, but that was just 'contractor' food. So Spagbol, Pasta, Stew, fry ups.

Miss B wants Steak with Pepper corn sauce, 'slutty' potato's and salad.
Never made this before, let alone for a girlfriend. She said she'll provide the blowjob. But no idea what 'medium rare' is, or how to make pepper corn sauce.

Any help???
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[Yoyo]

Double post
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[Yoyo]

Aww bit of shame you fail. Since i don't drink bugger all any more. Sorry pissing on your bonfire pal. Better luck next time.
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[Joncrete Cungle]

Double post? What happened to the picture you posted, the one you have now deleted from your second post?
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[Bubbs]

Peppercorn sauce you can buy in a packet from tesco.

Steak, depends on the cut but this is how I do it.

- Leave steak out until it reaches room temp
- kitchen roll to pat steaks dry
- season with salt and pepper
- put a grill pan/frying pan on with an oil like canola oil. Olive oil should not be used.
- put oil in pan and leave to heat until its almost smoking
- throw steak in and leave on one side for about 1 min 45 seconds. Don't fiddle with it.
- flip over on the other side for the same amount of time
- sear the sides and fat once done
- put on plate and leave to stand for a minute then serve.

Should be just about perfect.
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[dan_flash]

whatthefuckshouldimakefordinner
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[Kradmelder]

How the fark does any man pass puberty without knowing how to make a steak?

It is the most staple bachelor food.
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[angryjonny]

Throw money at it. Cheap steak is rubbish. Get a well-aged fillet steak from Waitrose or (if you're lucky enough to still have one) a quality traditional butchers. If you find yourself in Tescos then you *can* get reasonable steak by basically choosing the most expensive one you can find but it's hit-and-miss. You want something marbled with fat and a couple of inches thick. It should be dark in colour; burgundy not bright red or pink.

The key to steak is the purchase not the cooking, really. Your meal is already awesome or dreadful by the time you're at the checkout.

Get the steak to room temperature. Oil the steak not the pan. Get your pan as hot as the surface of the sun. Chuck steaks in. Once the steak is charred on the outide (all round, do the fat well) it should be crust on the outside and jelly in the middle.

Pepper sauce comes out of a packet. Serve with decent chips, a bit of mustard on the side and a decent French red like a Hermitages or a Chateauneuf du Pape.

[Nexus Icon]

Co-op have some decent aged sirloin on special at the moment at 2 for a fiver. Alright, they're a thin cut but as a former butcher with 10 yrs experience I can vouch that they're good quality. I had 2 last night.
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[Islander]

Young's frozen food.

[Jayy]

May I suggest a frozen fish finger fillet with a rocket salad and a 10FT GEYSER OF SHIT.

[P.addy]

[Yoyo]

Thanks for the sensible comments and some of the silly ones.

Last night went pretty good. She works in a kitchen a few times a week and is an awesome cook anyway (best Sunday dinner ever tasted). I went out and bought the stuff (what i could find), which constisted of frying steak , Kronnenberg, and 10smokes. Miss B was less then impressed had a little go, then sent me back to get the right stuff and her bottle of wine. She cooked most of it, (since i was in a mardy). And it turned out cracking. Told her i'll do her something special next time, and will get the stuff the day before.

But all in all was a good night.
Cheers guys.
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[Rogerborg]

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☒ Seeks out advice.
☒ Shits in your face by doing the exact opposite.
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[Kradmelder]

I hoped the steak looked something like my last night supper. a 1 kg rump medium rare. but fry...Noooooo. Over ho coals to sear the outside and keep all the juices in.


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[Yoyo]

No need to worry about cooking for her now. We've split up.

Cheers for the help and advice.
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