Pelmet off at the humps

[trevor saxe-coburg-gotha]

I know this has been discussed a million times, but I feel that BCF's collective mind - it's uber-brain, no less - must be brought to bear on such a crucial matter. I should like you all to contemplate this vexatious quandary - do it conscientiously and with the gravitas it deserves. Meanwhile I shall repair to the neighbouring bordello. Gentlemen, I await your investigations with eagerness.
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"Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent."

Mobylette Type 50 ---> Raleigh Grifter ---> Neval Minsk 125

[CyrilSwan]

I'd rather know if you rod to other niders?
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Current: Honda 2015 MSX125.
Previous: Honda 2012 CBF125.

[whitmorereans]

[CaNsA]

It all depends on what bower pand you have

[Sako]

Show us your chicken shits.

[Ariel Badger]

Rubbers or satin gear for a commute?
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Bikers make great organ donors, get 115 on your licence today.

[j.silvs]

Can I install an R1 engine into my R125 but keep it as a 2 stroke for it to be de-restricted above my L Plates?

[Eddie Hitler]

[SQL]

How I restrict my Chinese 125cc so I can do das on it.

[Sako]

I is lukin 4 a fast as fuk bike 4 after my cbt, lyk gsxr1 or sumthn anything only haf £213 ponds, can I get a good byk 4 that many munnies?

I want 2 rase my mates on there pedz innit.

[27cows]

I have a bike. It's a Japanese one. How much is it worth, to the nearest £10?

BTW, that Rachel Riley off of Countdown loves it up the Gary!!!!!
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The RXS100: vehicle of choice for Chuck Norris

[Vracktal]

Hi i'm doing a motorbike project about whether motorcycles should have three wheels or two it's for school can you all fill in my survey it's not very long only ninety four questions.

www.pointlesssurveybullshit.com/icantbefuckedtodomyownresearch

Thank you everyone
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2007 BMW R1200R: On road
2009 BMW G650X Challenge: On road
1975 Norton Commando 850: Off road, awaiting recommissioning

[Bubbs]

I wear safety gear, why don't you wear safety gear? Safety gear is there for safety, and if you don't wear safety gear then you aren't safe like me with my safety gear.

You wear shorts and tshirt while riding? You should be sentenced to a life sentence for your stupidity and flogged in public for your lack of safety.

I am considerably safer than you in my safety gear.


Safety !!!!!
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Life begins at the end of your comfort zone.

[Commuter_Tim]

haha, I've been on these forums a matter of weeks and Ive seen so many of the usual thread repetitions, I have no idea how you lot can tolerate them years on end.
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The above post is most likely nonsensical.

I ride a Bandit 600... badly.

[CyrilSwan]

Do any of you lot wear hi viz?
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Current: Honda 2015 MSX125.
Previous: Honda 2012 CBF125.

[SQL]

Who else nods to pedestrians.

[Ariel Badger]

Kan i nee down and weeli in the same times (this is in a pivet rode (Morisons carparc)so all you safty nazees can do 1.
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Bikers make great organ donors, get 115 on your licence today.

[Dave_R]

What do the dates and numbers on the back of my licence mean?

[Bubbs]

What <<insert option>> should I choose? A) B) or C)

What's that, everyone is telling me Option C) and keep away from option A)........I'm gonna go with option A)

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Life begins at the end of your comfort zone.

[G]

Well, you would look a little weird trying to fill up with one on.

https://themaisonette.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/31bay-window-curtains-made-on-a-pliable-pelmet-so-they-can-be-shaped.jpg

[scorps]

Arent you supposed to be deaded by the lurgey???? pfft I knew you were being a drama queen
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Do not presume that I am male.

[smithyithy]

Why is there potholings when I pay all teh road taxings?!11

[Moo.]

How do I scratch my arse through leathers? I don't want to have to buy those ass-less chaps... Get a breeze right up my blow hole..
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A2 Passed 18/6/10

[nightshaddow]

my electric start wont work the horn just beeps when i press the button

the bike is the kickstart ns 125 r
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"WHAT DO YOU MEAN 100 MPH THATS IMPOSSIBLE Its chinese OFFICER."
Current rides CB 125 TDE(the next project) NS125RK ( now on the road ) CB125TDC (soon to be project 17) melody ( the nephews )

[Digsey]